/NBG/ - NOTHINGBURGUER GENERAL

Brainlet cope thread

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twitter.com/justin_hart/status/1254868253723078657

if these jackass alarmists were right about this thing then we'd already be seeing millions dead. The idea that a 2 month lockdown dropped the deaths by 90% is so laughably stupid I don't even know how to respond to people who believe it.

How many hours a day do you spend posting the same shit over, and over again.
You obviously didn't convince anyone in the last thread.
There's no way you aren't getting paid. You've made it WAY too obvious.

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>Yas Forums memes don't go mainstream
the idea is that it's here where all the memes are born, we're the source of esoteric knowledge
let the exoteric make memes for themselves

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>SHELTER IN PLACE!!!!
>FLATTEN THE CURVE!!!
>THE VIRUS!!! IT'S MUTATING AGAIN!!! ZOOOMGGGG!!
>Globalists wouldn't lie about this stuff, lol.
>HELLO POLICE? I'D LIKE TO REPORT A BBQ.

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>dropped deaths by 90%
are people actually saying that holy shit lmao

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Fellow nothingburgerinos!
When do you think they will finally let us back to our joberino, to earn zogbuckos to buy producterinos and capeshiterino action figurinos?
I really hope they open up soon, I really need to get my g*sh d*ng H*CKing haircuterino.

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2 MORE WEEKS GUYS

>AIRBORNE HIVRINO
>NO ANTIBODERINO REINFECTERINO FORVER
abcnews.go.com/Health/south-korean-studies-suggest-antibodies-protect-covid-19/story?id=70312111&cid=social_twitter_abcn

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Clearly we have to FLATTEN THE CURVE for another 6 years, just to be sure

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in 2 more weekerinos!

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TRIPS OF TRUTH

no one is saying it in those terms because it's so obviously retarded. But I saw a FB post today about how the 55k US deaths "could have been 1-2 million if we hadn't locked down."

2 MORE WEEKERINOS

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UH OH.
Looks like we got too cocky, nothingbros!

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Hey everyone,
I think we can all see here that this is an obvious jewish conpsiracy. The global elites made up the whole virus just to shut down their own economies and ruin their own economic growth just so they could give you a month long vacation from work and a free check. What you think that sounds ridiculous? What are you some kind of SCHITZO? I bet youre secretly black you fucking KIKE! Shills are out in full force to make sure you dont go back to work at Walmart and the fatality rate was made up. The jews are just losing money from this pandemic on purpose just to make themselves look LESS suspicious they are definitely at work here to keep you inside your house on vacation while their companies reach bankruptcy its so obvious!
WWG1WGA

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Bump Yas Forums starting to figure it out

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This is one of the best thread ideas Yas Forums has had in a while

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oh you're the /cvg/ faggot from the last thread who keeps seething that everybody isn't a panic-ridden doomerfag

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at 20k, we're currently 95% below "no action taken" on the model our government made the lockdown decision on

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And you know where they heard that? from the WH and the Press. They keep mixing the Imperial College model (2.2m without mitigation) and the IHME WH model (100,000 - 240,000)

Thank you citizens of reddit, with your help we can get these lazy goyim back in the factory working hard to make me money!

>FLATTEN THE CURVE
>DOWNLOAD THE APP

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Serious question:
How much do nothingburgerino posters get paid?

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all the shills are using the same flag kek stop shitting up the thread mouth-breathers

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>Yas Forums>IG >>>everything else

lmao, how is that related to my link.

You are finally replying, eh? Seems like i got you to reply! TWO MORE WEEKERINOS

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Good work Agent Smith, with these spam bots repeating the same things over and over again we can get the goyim out of their homes and back in the factories!

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>ITS REAL THIS TIME, YOU ARE FUCKED NOTHINGBURGERINOS!
Stay at home faggot. Nobody's going to infect you if you stay under bed with mommy

lol, you are the copy pasting fag.

does anyone have silver bullet 9 to 11?

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The duality of Yas Forums.
The jews want you to stay home they don't want you making money.
The jews want you to go back to work they can't afford to let you stay home.

Two sides of the same coin.

>EXPONENTIAL GROWTH
>FLATTEN THE CURVE
>FRONTLINES

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>MUH JEWSS
Solid work.

>get's his antibodirinoes BTFO'ded
>"haha,S-Seems like i got you to reply! T-TWO MORE WEEKERINOS"

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so I'm looking at where dr. erickson presscon is being posted
look at how shilfested this one is
realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/04/26/doctor_after_doing_5000_coronavirus_tests_its_similar_to_the_flu_and_quarantine_should_end.html

dont get me started on reddit

but in the actual video there is clearly organic support for /nbg/ ideas in general, the shills cant out-like all the organic top comments so they engage the ones with some sort of argument

my point is dont argue with obv shills even for the bantz. keep the flow of good information available so lurkers can discern for themselves. just put them down when they're deliberately spreading misinformation

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Yes good work goy, lets show these whiteoids who's boss around here!

It's actually just retarded shills pulling a "hello fellow anti-Semites", but I understand you're a leaf, and therefore retarded so I will let you slide.

>Stay at home faggot. Nobody's going to infect you if you stay under bed with mommy

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>255335287
Thanks for the (You)s soiboi

Haha, so no answer. I see my posts are having an effect on you, cause you never replied before. You will get there my botrino. Everybody eventually does

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>my point is dont argue with obv shills even for the bantz.
THEY'RE GUARANTEED THREAD BUMPS.

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literally (you)

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theyre so btfo by the reseach and results that they resort to saying going back to work is a jewish conspiracy

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK HIM FOR THE SOURCE. WATCH:

SOURCE?

Good job! Mommy is proud now!

>STAY UNDER HOUSE ARREST KAREN SO MY 94 YEAR OLD GRANDMARINO CAN SEE HER 95 BIRTHDAY !!!!!!
>HELLO, POLICE? ID LIKE TO REPORT A FAMILY HAVING A BBQ
>WE DID IT REDDITIRINOS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah you show him goy! Were gonna get these whiteoids off of their lazy asses and back to work! Cant fund Isreal if youre at home goy!

NOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE TO WOOOOOORK AND SAVE THE ECONOMORIIIINOOOOOOO

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They are shills, just imagine a scam being pulled off on a global scale and not believing in pol being flooded by them. Its obvious, no meds needed.

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we dont have friends here, in the early /nbg/ threads we got spammed and it took a good 30mins to clean up the mess (why is that). mysterious 404s too. we're clearly on to something so just keep posting

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Thank you for the bumps, muh airborino hivrino

3000 Quatloos.

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DADDY TRUMP WILL DRAIN THE SWAMP ANY SECOND NOW AND TELL EVERYONE THAT THE "DISEASE" WAS JUST A PART OF THE PLAN. JUST YOU WAIT SHILLS
WAGAGAGAGA

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>DESTROYING THE ECONOMY IS WORTH IT SO A 400LBS DIABETIC PERSON OF COLOR WITH HYPERTENSION CAN LIVE ANOTHER 3 YEARS
>HECKERINOS!!!!! MY BOSSERINO HAS JUST TOLD ME IVE BEEN SACKED BECAUSE THE COMPANY WENT BUST. GUESS ILL HAVE TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MY WIFERINO'S BLACK BOYFRIEND!!!!

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>/cvg/hivairborino.exe has stopped working

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STAY IN YOUR HOUSE

THINK OF THE BLACK PEOPLE

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If I was getting paid to post I would be sure to spam the exact same thing in every thread.

NOOOOOOOO ECOOOOOOONOOOOOOMOOOOORIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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REMINDER (1/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 makes men infertile
There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 can cause infertility. Tests find that the virus is undetectable in the testicles and sperm: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.31.20042333v2

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 has antibody dependent enhancement (ADE)
There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 has ADE. Attempts at re-infection elicit a robust antibody response: biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.036418v1

>CVG MYTH: You cannot become immune to COVID-19
Though we cannot be sure how long immunity lasts, antibodies titres are found in recovered COVID-19 patients and all known coronaviruses confer at least some degree of temporary immunity: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20065771v1

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 mutates rapidly and there are multiple strains
COVID-19 has a relatively stable genome and mutates slower than influenza. Reports of multiple strains reference negligible genetic differences that have no effect on virulence or immune response: livescience.com/coronavirus-mutation-rate.html

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 contains HIV
Early debunked reports suggested the Novel Coronavirus genome contained HIV-like sequences. This HIV-like sequence refers to the virus’ spike protein, its mechanism for binding to ACE2 receptors on cells. Genomic analysis suggests that whilst the novel RNA Coronavirus mimics HIV’s binding mechanism, said mechanism is an independently arising protein of a different kind and does not entail a HIV-like pathogenesis: archive.is/rW2hA

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 destroys the immune system
Whilst COVID-19 can attack T-Cells, no evidence of viral reproduction in them could be found. Lymphopenia is common in viral infections and T-Cell counts should recover post-infection: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.11.20062349v1.full.pdf html

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