/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3489

► Detected: 3,055,651 (+62,389) ► Died: 211,065 (+4,150) ► Day: 109 (-04:10:17)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,622 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► TRUMP ◄ ► RUPTLY ◄
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>NEWS
Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
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Hispanics and blacks account for most deaths in California
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Study claims genetics explain 50% of difference in symptoms
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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New reports suggest virus might not be harmless in kids
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>ARCHIVE
Virus contains new HIV-like cleavage site
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48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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Virus survives up to 9 days on different materials
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
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"Germany doesn't test post-portem", Spanish biologist
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Over 36,000 deaths went unreported in 7 countries and 3 cities
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Indonesia buries 639 with biohazard protection, official toll only 209
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>LATEST
▶ 1347 new cases and 142 new deaths in Canada
▶ 17782 new cases and 1114 new deaths in the United States
▶ 14 new cases in Côte d'Ivoire
▶ 19 new cases in Mali
▶ 619 new cases and 74 new deaths in Germany
▶ 5 new cases in Niger
▶ 3642 new cases and 272 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 521 new cases and 87 new deaths in Ecuador
▶ 112 new cases and 3 new deaths in Israel

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Robo-mommywife soon upside down bro

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Holy quads. I think you might get her soon

Based

Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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>Dead: 211,851
lol, still only 211,851.
How many days has it been stuck at 211,851? Four days? Five days?

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>yes, goy, take the estrogen, take the vaccines, drink the bleach, stay inside, shut down your businesses, let us impose martial law and central planning upon you. Remember the 999 gorillion deaths from coronachan!

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Thank you Gary for insightful comment

Whoa man also I like you.

UPDATE:
I believe Trump tried to blame Obama for the pandemic? I wasn't sure who he was trying to throw shit at, but he said:
"This didn't need to happen, you know, so much death, but someone long ago decided not to stop it, and now so much suffering."
He's pushing incredibly hard to open and saying that other countries are begging us for advice.
He's also saying America has an incredible spirit that the world isn't prepared for.

Any other screencaps of dumb boomers that caught the boomerpox?

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Have you thanked the doc today?

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laughably fake, who actually believes stuff like this

>mutt numbers high
FAKE, they count everything as corona even being born
>german number low
FAKE, they only count when corona was the cause and not the underlying cancer/beetus/car-crash-bleeding/..

wtf.. could we just accept that country's count in different ways?
Yes i know that mutts are going for #1 because most of them being fat or drug addicted (sry drive thru pharmacy?).

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>reposting
/cvg/ which countries in Europe do you think will fuck up the reopening?

DEBBIE IS CUTE!!

Omedetou!

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>Most other teams have had to start with small clinical trials of a few hundred participants to demonstrate safety. But scientists at the university’s Jenner Institute had a head start on a vaccine, having proved in previous trials that similar inoculations — including one last year against an earlier coronavirus — were harmless to humans.

>That has enabled them to leap ahead and schedule tests of their new coronavirus vaccine involving more than 6,000 people by the end of next month, hoping to show not only that it is safe, but also that it works.

>The Oxford scientists now say that with an emergency approval from regulators, the first few million doses of their vaccine could be available by September — at least several months ahead of any of the other announced efforts — if it proves to be effective.

>Now, they have received promising news suggesting that it might.

Good calculators but total scam price for what they are
TI locked most of the world into buying there product
Just get the roms and an emulator
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Hellowo! :3

Have you been taking care of yourself?? ȌωȌ

You better be! ;_;

Or I wouldn't have you to do this...

*huggles tightly* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

or this...

*wuggles and buries into your chest*

So comfy... (´・ω・｀)

Please remember you are important and special!

You can do it! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

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Disney's greed will kill thousands

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I get sudden chest pain all the time. Am I infected? Is corona killing my ?

>3055651 infected
>211065 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Checked.

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Normies need trickle truth in order to adjust to new paradigms.
Source: ex could not handle new situations. literally told me she needs time to "process" how the world is changing before she can change behavior, despite knowing that the behavior needed to be changed ASAP to make it through a dynamic situation.
this is not just a trait exclusive to women, either. soft men behave like this, as well as any man who never faced hardship. people love routines and ruts.
tl;dr: don't spook the herd

thanks doc.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 1,004,942 (56,527) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 199,414 (26,977) #4 France 165,842 (23,293) #5 Germany 158,389 (6,050) #6 United Kingdom 157,149 (21,092) #7 Turkey 112,261 (2,900) #8 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #9 Russia 87,147 (794) #10 China 82,830 (4,633) #11 Brazil 66,501 (4,543) #12 Canada 48,242 (2,702) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 India 29,451 (939) #16 Switzerland 29,164 (1,665) #17 Peru 28,699 (782) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 23,240 (663) #20 Ireland 19,648 (1,102) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 18,811 (144) #23 Israel 15,555 (204) #24 Austria 15,274 (549) #25 Mexico 14,677 (1,351) #26 Singapore 14,423 (14) #27 Pakistan 13,915 (292) #28 Chile 13,813 (198) #29 Japan 13,441 (372) #30 Poland 11,902 (562) #31 Romania 11,339 (641) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 United Arab Emirates 10,839 (82) #35 South Korea 10,738 (243)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +17,782 (+1,114) #2 Russia +6,198 (+47) #3 United Kingdom +4,309 (+360) #4 France +3,742 (+437) #5 Brazil +3,642 (+272) #6 Spain +2,793 (+331) #7 Turkey +2,131 (+95) #8 Italy +1,739 (+333) #9 India +1,561 (+58) #10 Canada +1,347 (+142) #11 Saudi Arabia +1,289 (+5) #12 Peru +1,182 (+54) #13 Iran +991 (+96) #14 Mexico +835 (+46) #15 Belarus +826 (+3) #16 Singapore +799 (+2) #17 Germany +619 (+74) #18 Pakistan +587 (+11) #19 Belgium +553 (+113) #20 Ecuador +521 (+87) #21 Bangladesh +497 (+7) #22 United Arab Emirates +490 (+6) #23 Chile +482 (+9) #24 Netherlands +400 (+43) #25 Ukraine +392 (+11) #26 Ireland +386 (+15) #27 Romania +303 (+22) #28 Sweden +286 (+80) #29 Poland +285 (+27) #30 Egypt +248 (+20) #31 South Africa +247 (+3) #32 Panama +241 (+6) #33 Serbia +233 (+6) #34 Indonesia +214 (+22) #35 Kuwait +213 (+2)…

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I think Italy and Spain might rush it

So is there immunity to this? Do antibodies work?

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I think the corona virus isn't even real. It's all just a plot to control people

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Make our whole species rot! The world is not eternal but we are not even worthy a million of years!

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>lockdown ends in 10 days

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More red flags than in a Chinese military parade on that one lmao

This was a Gary fuckup btw

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based poop poster keeping morale high
thanks user

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Meme’s aside how fucked is the economy is a second lockdown wave happens?
50% unemployment all of it in the private sector and housing crash seems inevitable
Opening too fast seems suicidal as fuck

>might rush it
people are already crowding public spaces
society will ensure its own destruction through sheer idiocy

Over 200 already reinfected in South Korea, so if they do they work for a very short time

>33
THERE'S THAT NUMBER AGAIN

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Referring to the virus/disease as coronachan, the character created to represent it, is good indication you either new here or aren't very good at sorting out and organizing ideas.

Take your meds.

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quads of 0 i wish i could get quads of loving waifus and be able to feel and give lots of love to them

>jews want to shut down the real economy
>jews love losing money
>Mr. Noseberg isn't desperately calling for everyone to get back to work
you didn't think this through and it shows

There is immunity and antibodies, but you die from other strains' reinfections before you get all the immunities

SAFE IN MY POD WHILE THE WORLD BURNS

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We love you, Gary.

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its already fucked senpai

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UPDATE: Some guy is talking about how to make swabs? This shit is boring, give me the bleach

It's always there

checked and best glory hole ever

Over the last 20 years, the institute has conducted more than 70 clinical trials of potential vaccines against the parasite that causes malaria. None have yet yielded a successful inoculation.

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Garywhat happens if we get 4/27 value in the next month?

gfs are over rated

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I Almost forgot about UK's anti-corona cucksheds

Y'ALL BETTER CHECK THAT SHIT

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checked
everytime. Cant wait for a month to pass and all the protesters are bitching about "justdaflu"

bars, restaurants, night clubs, hotels, vacation homes and similar stuff are definitely fucked.

Even if they open up, there will be measures in place that limit the amount of people going there, maybe 25% of what it was before. Night clubs and potentially bars are kill I think, it cannot be controlled because too many drunks

In other countries the car industry will also be fucked, who has money to buy a car now? etc.

Opening it up now, suicidal - waiting: definitely kill. But if they open up now it's just prolonging the inevitable death of many businesses, not avoid it

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wtf Gary is a TI-83 chad?

UPDATE:
Questions now.
A reporter asked Trump what the federal government's advice is to governors who want to open up their states safely is.
Trump said "Do it fast."
He then promoted opening up schools right now, because kids don't get hurt by it.

anyone know what's happening in Honk Kong?
those fuckers relaxed or still fighting a lost cause?

Where did this originate? HK?
Good English for a mainlander if not

Either way they win.

You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

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>he said while obeying his local quarantine

>open schools when there is less than a month left of the school year
Why?