Our language is ugly, our history is shameful, our culture is non-existent and our food is terrible

Germany is a joke

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ok ronny

HALT DIE KLAPPE, HAKENNASE

spfp

ok kike. gass yourself thanks.

But i Love you germany. I have a fantasy where germany win world war two and sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking ss officers for pleasure. I imagine I am a little shy blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought in to komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. he is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscle pecs and im a pathetic lil skinny boipussy twink. he pulls me in to his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. he pins me down the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. he teases my boipussy with his massive thicc german cock and then he goes all in. fucking me with a force that I have never felt before. every thrust makes him moan with a pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. he cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my bootyhole and then he cuddles me in his strong masculine german arms until I fall asleep on his massive chest.

tfw fuck you jews for denying me this

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Slide Thread Made to Demoralize Germans To Be Servants and Good Goyim for ZOG and das juden.

You can still reslavize yourself. Here some book about your original language
books.google.pl/books/about/Ueber_die_Sprache_der_früher_in_Meklenb.html?id=hXJKAAAAIAAJ&redir_esc=y

Fuck off shitskin kike faggot.
DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES!

Nach der Machtergreifung bist du der erste.

we need you guys. who are we gonna fight with if krauts will be gone
i'd rather not have muzzshits, spics and africans on my border so get your shit together hans

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The German language is one of the manliest languages to speak, gtfo turkroach

Oh the shizo jew is back
see.. see..
take meds subhuman

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Germany literally destroyed your cities, your people, your demography
Have some dignity faggot

Kys instead

i don't have a reaction pic to describe how this awful post makes me feel

Nobody is buying that, schlolmo

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>our culture is non-existent
How could you expect consistency of big clump of small principalities each with border gore like this

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Our language is dead, our history is pitiful, our culture is a joke, our food is non-existent. If I pressed a button making it so that Ireland had never even existed, the world would barely even change.

Uh, well, look, Germany has definitely had some ups and downs, and the downs have had some pretty wide swings, but Germans include Bach (all of them), Gauss, Strauss (Johann and Richard), Planck, Goethe, Grassmann, Nietzche, Jung, and so forth. Also the printing press. German food isn't bad tasting but it causes colon cancer.

You have to kill all the Prussians is all.

>Germany literally destroyed your cities, your people, your demography

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love–hate_relationship
>A love–hate relationship is an interpersonal relationship involving simultaneous or alternating emotions of love and hate—something particularly common when emotions are intense.

gaelige is getting revived. and celtic tribes impacted the europe

I like your food.

Well, there's James Joyce, WB Yeats. Some Irish girls are godawful 11/10 gorgeous. But there's a lotta drunken bastards.

It's not as bad as Americans, trust me...

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How about you kill yourself because of your gross culture...

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So, where is your love.

I saw never a lovely comment from poland towards germany. Its always just butthurt like this faggot.

Muh Warschau Warschau Warschau.

Silence T*rk

Du bist kein Deutscher.

No. Look I think it's time we made up. Sure we fought last century but before that we were good friends. Set yourself free Germany and stop feeling bad about yourself.

Germany is based when you guys aren't starting world wars

Wagner, Bach, Beethoven, Nietzsche, etc

Fuck of you mudslime kike. Germany is Gods country. I could eat brats and sauerkraut with a tall frothy pilsner every fucking day.

The only German I ever liked. If I had that button I would hesitate to press it just because of you (but I'd still press it in the end because fuck Merkel)

t. Greekbro

Do it so Slavic BVLLS have more space to live.

German history is more than the WWs.

> culture is non-existent
bruh, get out of your baseent

I have honestly never felt more loathing for someone than I feel for you right now. Please actually drink bleach and die.

Fuck you, kike, Germany is based. At least, it was.

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Nothing wrong with world wars, we should have another one right now god damn.

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Kannst Merkel danken

for what i see, Germany is so efficient that they were able to identify what was exactly the problem the whole world has several times, yet the rest of the world is so stupid that they didn't understand and took the wrong side... they can't fight the entire world and win by themselves.

Schießt Warschau zu Brei, die Bewohner sind mir einerlei.

Lose it again and give even more territory to Poland

faggot

Based Drachneposter.

*kannst merkel dankne

All you faggots should lurk more when you don't recognize this faggot "german" instantly and then fall for it and give it (you)s...
SHAME

Just enjoy your life as a German girls are pretty money is okay and food is not bad. Now protect it.

Very good and underrated post.

I wish we would replace english with german honestly.

After we killed another 40m subhuman slaveshits indeed. I guess it is time to send another lenin over.

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Nicht wahr. Eure Kultur und Sprache sind vielleicht die schönsten in ganz Europa. Jeder Deutscher, mit wem ich getroffen habe, hat seine Land nicht geliebt. Sehr traurig. Ich entschuldige für grammatische Fehler. Ich lerne noch.

Is he the same guy who introduces himself as a homosexual living in Munich who often uses :^) smileys?

Rather kill you, fucking kike...

Slavs literally raped you so hard that their dick split your nation in two from 1945 to 1992. lol