Soon we will we told there are shortages, but we won't be allowed to see the shortages. So the VIPs will remain fed while we starve.
Grocery stores will be closed to shopping soon
Adam Moore
John Long
That's okay, all of Yas Forums stocked up on hotpockets and instant ramen weeks ago.
Tyler Phillips
Yep.
Carson Ward
I bought all the nong shim luxury raman
Dylan Price
>That's okay, all of Yas Forums stocked up on hotpockets and instant ramen weeks ago.
Only the lucky ones!
The rest of us are looking at empty shelves where the ramen and hotpockets used to be!
Gabriel Green
>while we starve.
If you can't stay alive through this, you deserve death. It's planting season RIGHT NOW
Andrew Cruz
Man that would suck.
If I don't get chipped, I'd have to buy everything from an immigrant store?
Carson Green
unless you live in Michigan where buying seeds is illegal
Anthony Barnes
Boi in Texas literally everything is as normal except less people are on the road. Unless shits increasingly getting worse elsewhere, stfu
Wyatt Martin
Probably not though
Lucas Adams
Tyson is trying to create an artificial panic, they may be alone in it but maybe not.
Leo Gonzalez
This will keep the masses in the dark. If they walk in to see no bacon, chicken or meat they will crash the stonks again. Today, there was zero bacon or pork in my grocery store in GA. Zero!
Austin Butler
I stocked up on shit like tuna and beans only to realize I don't even like tuna or beans. Fuck!!!
Alexander Hernandez
I was telling you dummies to stock up shit you liked.
Owen Nelson
Should have done your prepz in January and February, bro.
Robert Rodriguez
China-owned Smithfield actually got the ball rolling on this panic...
Austin Gutierrez
the good thing about tuna is that if you eat enough of it, you get mercury poisoning
Sebastian Sanchez
Sardines and salmon are where its at. Tuna is toxic if you have more than once a week (Mercury levels), hence your natural dislike of it.
Adrian Murphy
>Land of the lard is going to solve obesity problem with this one simple trick.
Landon Collins
Well too fucking bad I didn't see the post YOU made
Jaxon Rodriguez
can't wait. This needs to happen now. Nothing will change while people are still well fed.
John Gray
Deenz and beenz
Jace Hernandez
I could stand to lose a good 25-30lbs. I welcome our upcoming fake food shortage.
Eli Taylor
>american
>starve
just choose one dude
Hudson Diaz
Based, bring me my tendies “heros”
And wait while I try on some underwear I’m probably just going to return.
Eli Harris
Probably for the same reason there is a shortage of toilet paper: stories of supposed scarcity makes people buy more than what they would use, causing actual scarcity.
Jaxon Rivera
>knew this moment would come eventually
>have been eatings delicious sweets and all sorts of 'bad' food the past month and a half knowing that it most likely will never be available again, or at least able to be eaten with such little thought
>Really been enjoying myself to the fullest so I can be happy when it's no longer available
>Have a nice new layer of fat around me ready to help me survive the coming famine
My body is literally and figuratively ready.
Luke Smith
>apocalypse fat gain prep
Spare tire here, is this a strictly American phenomena you think?
Lucas Brooks
> cnn
Top kek
Blake Nguyen
You can't taste the mercury and not all tuna species are equal. The bigger ones are worse.
Joseph Russell
Same but only because of alcohol. And I can't drink on an empty stomach.