/NBG/ - NOTHINGBURGER GENERAL

Oh fuck off

>WHAT A GOOD LITTLE GOY WANTING TO GO BACK TO WORK. W-WHATS THAT? I OWN THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MEDIA AND WOULD JUST GET BAILOUTS UNTIL THE END OF TIME WHILE WHITE SMALL BUSINESSES AND MEMBERS OF THE MIDDLE CLASS SUFFER WITH SILENCE FROM THE LOWER CLASS GIDDY ABOUT THEIR STIMULUS CHECKS? STOP BEING SO ANTI-SEMITIC GOY

Cringe

i just wanted to post that cat.

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RIP Troy Sneed

/nbg/ = real Yas Forumsacks
/cvg/ = Chinese glowmonkeys

That same guy has been shilling in the threads for a few days straight. All day.

>yellow flagger does something idiotic
predictable

Trannies are trying to inundate the general with their faggot discord tier memes. Sage and disregard /nbg/ accompanied by Mossad cats.

The narrative that we must shut down to protect ourselves from a literal cold is pushed by its main beneficiary: China. The /cvg/ threads are part of a Chinese astroturfing campaign to destroy our economy. Many of our kike media outlets and NGOs are on the Chinc dole one way or another but /cvg/ is its most obvious manifestation on this board.

based may he rest in peace brother

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To the Canadian with 300 images saved, can you maybe upload them somewhere, maybe mega?

1. create panic over another flavor of flu
2. crash economy
3. install new world order

This.

You're bad at logic, and it shows even when you're posting satire. You should stick to something more your intellectual speed, like flipping burgers at mcdonalds.

>Oh fuck off
seething

My based pedes are right. We need to go back to the cages so Mr. Goldberg can buy another yacht. God bless the Jewish people, God bless Jared Kushner.

fuck the argie cvg thread. tired of their garbage. we need more analysis on this and not that one side of doom only.

jannies pls allow a second general for non tranny doomer

>cuck maws gaped
>seething basedboys
>IMPLODING JANNIEBOYS
CHAD /nbg/.

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Bump for the based thread even if it’s a memeflag
I thought at this point Yas Forums would already be trying to figure out the reason(s) for this fear campaign ... 2 weeks

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Face the facts buddy, it was a nothingburger. The sooner you move on and get over the fact that you were fooled the better.

>reminder it’s in china’s best interest to keep the US economy shutdown as long as possible
>reminder that anyone shilling to continue the shutdown is a chinese shill or a dumb manipulated user unknowingly shilling in their interest
>reminder anyone exaggerating threat level of the virus (0.05% killrate - low threat) is a chinese shill
>reminder that all cvg is chinese shills exaggerating severity of virus and lost and manipulated Yas Forums incel anons doom posting
>chinese shills and doom posters have the same mission and work together

>you want to work to find your family

>get called a jew

fuck these stupid niggers

I hope there is a turbo autist archving EVERYTHING related to this whole fiasco, people will need to be held accountable for histeria inducing shit like this:

nypost.com/2020/03/17/coronavirus-could-kill-10-times-more-americans-than-cancer-in-2020/

YES very good post goyim! Lets make sure they go back to work NOW! Im running out of money!

Based Jew bro Jared Kushner fucking the Presidents daughter and sending us back to the cages. I love Israel so much. I'm ready to die for this economy because my based Jew bros need me to. It's the fate of all white men to die for Jewish money and let Jewish men fuck their children. MAGA

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>YES very good post goyim!
Literal jew larping as an anti-semite. What has Yas Forums come to?

Whatever. I won't be here at 300. Find a new baker if you want to keep up the fun.

shut the fuck up NEET janny
mommy says your hotpockets are ready
run along now and make sure to suck Bill Gates cock on your way out

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Thanks Germany. IF this was your idea this general is a breath of fresh air.

Deaths from covid = 300k worldwide
World population = 7,800,000,000

300,000 / 7,800,000,000 = .000038

Math confirms, beyond any doubt, the biggest nothingburger of all time. Anyone who thinks otherwise just fails at numbers.

These are all amazing posts goyim! Dont worry youre doing good jobs as golem for us we will keep you unsterilized so you can keep breeding for us. We always need service!

Is there a compromise position between /cvg/ and /nbg/? It's pretty clear that this thing is very easy to spread and wrecks older people or those with weak immune systems, but it's also really clear that for the healthy it's like a bad flu if they get symptoms at all and the spamming of tabloid-tier articles about how it's the deadliest thing ever is pretty cringe. I'm ok with the lockdown, but let's not pretend this is anywhere near something like the Spanish Flu.

Look at this shit
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventilator-associated_pneumonia

This is why they put them on a ventilator. They can easily get pneumonia from it, and if they do, 30% of them die, and they collect $35k from Medicare. It's scandalous.

Holy fuck out of character here. You forgot to multiply by 100 you mathematically illiterate actual nigger

That can't be right cause that would mean our President is an idiot and a pussy for letting this go on this long and Mr. Trump isn't either of those.

It's not my fault you're an innumerate idiot who fails at basic arithmetic.

go back to cvg loser.

New symptoms be very afraid! Dont forget about your covid toes you can pretty muh say you are dead if you don't suck someones covid toes.
youtu.be/aFk4FKbME5c

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I sincerely hope you're getting paid for this.

Based Germanbro thx for everything

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>You forgot to multiply by 100 you mathematically illiterate actual nigger
I didn't put a % symbol there you fucking retard, so my math was correct.

YOU CANT EVEN GET A PERCENTAGE THE RIGHT WAY YOU FORGOT TO MULTIPLY BY 100 AT THE END

Divide 1 by 100 and see if the percentage is correct holy shit, mutts

Hey everyone,
I think we can all see here that this is an obvious jewish conpsiracy. The global elites made up the whole virus just to shut down their own economies and ruin their own economic growth just so they could give you a month long vacation from work and a free check. What you think that sounds ridiculous? What are you some kind of SCHITZO? I bet youre secretly black you fucking KIKE! Shills are out in full force to make sure you dont go back to work at Walmart and the fatality rate was made up. The jews are just losing money from this pandemic on purpose just to make themselves look LESS suspicious they are definitely at work here to keep you inside your house on vacation while their companies reach bankruptcy its so obvious!
WWG1WGA

>IF this was your idea
Nah, someone else had the idea but the threads get deleted regularly "for some reason", so I took the initiative.

>this general is a breath of fresh air
Yeah, I know. That's why I wanted to keep it going.

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We need to make america great again by letting Jewish men fuck our kids just like the President. I want to shake Jared Kushners hand and congratulate him on letting his seed out inside the Presidents daughter. The only way forward is white wombs with jewish seed.