/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3486

I didn't want to think this is true, but even the commie hellhole of leafistan is talking about opening up the economy.

Argi thread=correct thread

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>nothingburgergeneral
no thanks

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Yas Forums should really get something going on Twitter akin to stirring liberalist and Jewish panic by attributing people being told to go back to work during a pandemic as relating to nazis telling Jews to go to ghettos, or that people in nazi Germany allowed 6 gorillon to be “””slaughtered “””

nice one

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faggot argentinian should just get corona and die
You faggot it was a hoax to crash the economy gracefully. All politicians were in on it. They didnt want us to mobilize and hang them for the second failure since 2008

At first we were aware of Chinas suicide, but then the Chinks all started to drop like flies
But then along the way we all came into a fray of says, and Yas Forums was fine, shitposts could keep us all alive
Now I look back, at all the snacks, and wonder where this Chinese flag turned Yas Forums into a little fag
And all the way we go, as we watch a low death toll, we all will know, that this virus was a show
Cause now its back, we're under attack, she couldn't even manage to match a flu with Global Governments at her back
Locked down we all became, as the economy went down the drain, and now we see, Argis 3400 shitpost spree

► Detected: 3,045,821 (+52,559) ► Died: 210,379 (+3,464) ► Day: 109 (-06:44:46)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —

SUB 40K INFECTED SUB 2K DEAD
>LESS THAN A FLU

Now serving Nothing Burger #3486. Now serving Nothing Burger #3486. Can the individual who has thread 3486 please come to the BTFO.

Nothing Burger
>Nothing Burger
Less than a flu
>Less than a flu
Nothing Burger
>Nothing Burger
Less than a flu
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Nothing Burger
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Nothing Burger
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Why?

he's not argi.

>American thread

>leaf
>angry

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i love my country so much. it's really done such a good job.

based vláda odborníků

What does this mean?

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Why do Japanese girls love America?

l'm yawning bros

posting in threads made by meme flags

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I miss the days when we had four or five threads running at the same time.

why does the OP have to be from nigger america?

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>1585516510090

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Somethingburger incoming

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Argie thread is correct thread

Where's that?

I want everyone in this thread to take a good long look at this trap I'm in. I left China for gimmicks like this... All of you don't know but I was Novel Corona Virus and Novel Corona Virus sucked. Novel Corona Virus nearly ruined my virus career. You see I wanted to come back to the USA because this is home for me because I wanted to be me, just me. But the powers that be came to me and they said "Corona-chan, sucks. Corona-chan is boring.". So now here I stand before you, oh yeah and my new name is COVID-19. They've dressed me up like the Black Plague to cause fear and panic all year long.

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listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 1,000,441 (56,286) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 199,414 (26,977) #4 France 165,842 (23,293) #5 Germany 158,213 (6,021) #6 United Kingdom 157,149 (21,092) #7 Turkey 112,261 (2,900) #8 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #9 Russia 87,147 (794) #10 China 82,830 (4,633) #11 Brazil 63,328 (4,298) #12 Canada 48,229 (2,701) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 Switzerland 29,164 (1,640) #16 Peru 28,699 (782) #17 India 28,380 (886) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 19,648 (1,102) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 18,811 (144) #23 Israel 15,466 (202) #24 Austria 15,274 (549) #25 Mexico 14,677 (1,351) #26 Singapore 14,423 (14) #27 Pakistan 13,915 (292) #28 Chile 13,813 (198) #29 Japan 13,441 (372) #30 Poland 11,902 (562) #31 Romania 11,339 (641) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 United Arab Emirates 10,839 (82) #35 South Korea 10,738 (243)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +13,281 (+873) #2 Russia +6,198 (+47) #3 United Kingdom +4,309 (+360) #4 France +3,742 (+437) #5 Spain +2,793 (+331) #6 Turkey +2,131 (+95) #7 Italy +1,739 (+333) #8 Canada +1,334 (+141) #9 Saudi Arabia +1,289 (+5) #10 Peru +1,182 (+54) #11 Iran +991 (+96) #12 Mexico +835 (+46) #13 Belarus +826 (+3) #14 Singapore +799 (+2) #15 Pakistan +587 (+11) #16 Belgium +553 (+113) #17 Bangladesh +497 (+7) #18 India +490 (+5) #19 United Arab Emirates +490 (+6) #20 Chile +482 (+9) #21 Brazil +469 (+27) #22 Germany +443 (+45) #23 Netherlands +400 (+43) #24 Ukraine +392 (+11) #25 Ireland +386 (+15) #26 Romania +303 (+22) #27 Sweden +286 (+80) #28 Poland +285 (+27) #29 Egypt +248 (+20) #30 Panama +241 (+6) #31 Serbia +233 (+6) #32 Indonesia +214 (+22) #33 Kuwait +213 (+2) #34 Philippines +198 (+10) #35 Afghanistan +172 (+7)…

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America is mutt-land, therefor not valid. Fuck America.

adequate summary of the events so far: etarena.org/blog/covid-19/

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prepare for war

Cope, Eminem. Your career is over, bruh.

Because OP is a walking legend

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>Shillerova by like

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HOW TO SURVIVE CHINK FLU
Pic related remade into a readable format:
pastebin.com/34FzLxCf

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That's a rare one.

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I fear when this is over that everything will go back to clown world.

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fine, digits have spoken
south america is still nigger shit though even if USA is mostly the same (also mexico is not north america and never will be)

Way to go burgers

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Trump never said to drink bleach or anything else. But, Trump was correct, though, regarding injections or some other style of inserting UV and/or disinfectant...

1) Ultraviolet Irradiation of Blood:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6122858/

2) Disinfection of COVID-19 in Respiratory Tract by Ethanol Vapor Inhalation:
arxiv.org/abs/2003.12444

3) Alcohol Vapor by Inhalation in the Treatment of Acute Pulmonary Edema:
ahajournals.org/doi/pdf/10.1161/01.CIR.5.3.363

4) Commercialization of endotracheal UV emission:
marketwatch.com/press-release/aytu-bioscience-signs-exclusive-global-license-with-cedars-sinai-for-potential-coronavirus-treatment-2020-04-20

aytubio.com/healight/

5) Any cancer chemotherapy, which are incredibly harsh chemicals, but dosed in a controlled manner.

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

Found it yesterday

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kek yeah. but it's a price worth paying for not nuking the healthcare system.
after all, our ocuntry looks similiar to south korea. a fucking miracle

What the fuck are you talking about? No they don't.

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I'll take the compliment. Thanks fanon.

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=ksKuyEB_WgI

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From japan user post:

hsj.co.uk/acute-care/exclusive-national-alert-as-coronavirus-related-condition-may-be-emerging-in-children/7027496.article

OH FUCK RED ALERT!!

I have been speculating that macrophage infection has caused granuloma disease with this virus. These are little clots of immune system matter that act as little time release capsules causing recurrent and wavy symptoms.
I learned about this by studying cat coronaviruses because human coronaviruses don’t infect macrophages.

BUT.
When this granuloma disease occurs in cats it’s called FIP. This disease takes 6 months to progress and is 95% lethal. It affects kittens the worst.

This article up top sound a fucking lot like FIP. Watch out for kids getting fluid filling up cavities inside them. Fuck! 95% kidderinos NOOO!!!

>virus reemerges every flu season with a newer, more deadly strain
>adults have permanent balls damage even if they survive for 5+ years
>children massively drop dead around November
haha wew lad this is a n-nothingburger I swear this will not depopulate any part of the world

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my country is officially going with the "slowing down is bad and will cause second wave to be more of a problem" agenda
how do i cope

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Friendly reminder that your tax dollars are going to subsidize corporations billions of dollars at a time while you face homelessness. Keep not doing anything though.

Hi frens
What kind of hardwood would you recommend as a rectangle brace around blue tarp

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If it gets bad enough there will be no going back. At least not this decade

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Also
it's attached to pollen and fine particles, it's over

corriere.it/salute/malattie_infettive/20_aprile_24/studio-italiano-coronavirus-trasportato-particolato-atmosferico-ed27ba0e-8619-11ea-9ac6-16666bda3d31.shtml

>It has gain max airborne potential
sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thelancet.com%2Fjournals%2Flancet%2Farticle%2FPIIS0140-6736(20)30937-5%2Ffulltext
>It has gain blood potential
sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.is%2F55OQq
Looks like corona-chan have become quite the nothingburger, right?

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do they wanna pull a Sweden now or what? Open up everything?

Are you digging your own grave?

>etarena.org/blog/covid-19/
Best page on the virus, user.

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welcome to the HERD bro
just think how lucky you are that you're not white

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Yuans”

>This level of damage control.
He literally said to inject desinfectant. How much is he paying you? Are the polls getting tilted for the brainless child sniffer? Lmao. Get rekt.

Technically I'm trying to prevent that, but maybe

Is it because we know your a glownigger Gary?
Pic unrelated since my ip is banned

This is obviously bullshit though? They would just put up the no vacancies sign

Nice grave. When do you move in?

I have question, how long can US government keep printing money.

Anyone else notice how new cases has been parabolic, dipping every 7 days?
>Its on Sunday
>The day that there is generally less personnel to do tests and less people going out to get tests
>which means that testing is at the point where everything is saturated
This thing isn't plateauing because less people are being infected, we plateauing because there just aren't enough tests being done. We're still in logarithmic growth guys its gonna be a fun fun summer

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I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

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521 cases and 87 dead in Ecuador.

Wheres her cerveza hombre?

I’ve been angry for years, trust me you don’t want this.

▶ 247 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Africa
▶ 1302 new cases and 69 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 1561 new cases and 58 new deaths in India
▶ 103 new cases and 55 new deaths in Switzerland
▶ 11 new cases in Georgia

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I want to do one more tarp wall closest towards me before I start making the "building"

That's from a month or so ago when WA was just preparing for the lockdown

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It's not how long they can keep printing it, it's how long it retains any value. Currently wondering which costs are going to skyrocket first.

Any good podcast to listen to?

based

That is a fascinating user. Does the feline coronavirus cause thrombosis as well?
This is going to be interesting to watch to see if the young start to die

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They do user.
Trust me. They do.

Checking these something digits!

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jesus 1 million in he US
member when 100k worldwide was a big deal

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Sam Harris is pretty good if you're looking for something pretty liberal that's heavily focused on meditation and thoughtfulness.
TheHistoryOfRome if you're just looking for something to listen to

>0.05% deathrate

Check

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I assume oak would be fine? Was hoping maybe a carpenter was lurking that knew wood water resistance

i wont translate this but seeing this picture alone should be making that amygdala fire up

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dead rabbit radio

Its one thing if old farts are dying, but let our kids start dropping like flies. We will nuke the shit out of China. Screencap this!

kek lmao

.3 deaths per 1000 in south carolina..not even a full one person dying lmfao

literally .03 deaths per 1000 cases.

stupid cvg cucks absolutely,categorically blown the total fuck out

stupid cvg cucks absolutely,categorically blown the total fuck out

> stupid cvg cucks absolutely,categorically blown the total fuck out

stupid cvg cucks absolutely,categorically blown the total fuck out

> stupid cvg cucks absolutely,categorically blown the total fuck out

>.03 out of thousand people dying

>.03 out of thousand people dying

>.03 out of thousand people dying

>.03 out of thousand people dying

how will you stupid faggot a recover from this?

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member when 1 death outside China was a big deal

Remember when we hit 1st 1000?

thread status = slide
shill status = detected
op bank status = unpaid

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ARGIE OP IS A CHINK SHILL SUPPRESSING INFORMATION

REAL THREAD:

> not understanding that deaths lag cases

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Oktober Fest: Cancled
Herbst Fest: Cancled
Wein Fest: Cancled

>mfw

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>unironically recommending that kike
Read this instead if you want to better understand Buddhism.

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Got back from the doctor today, lads. My state is retarded and makes it so that prescription meds need to be re-prescribed every fucking month, so I get to talk to my doc every month or so about this.
He gave me some kind of fancy inhaler for the sinus infection I got, said it may have been exacerbated by a small touch of Corona last month, but this'll treat the last symptom and I'll be free of the last vestiges she left me with.
He also said that I should be happy, because I should be immune to Corona. He talked about how he wishes we went with Herd Immunity, but "not like the British, they just acted like idiots like they always have." I brought up the stuff about T-Cells and he said "Oh, if it does that then we're doomed, but there's just no way."
Wild times.

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top kek literally one death out of 100000 people here..wow super scary lads

wait kek..can anyone debunk this? if not you guys should just shut the thread down

WAIT KEK LMAO .01 deaths per 1000 how can you stupid faggot debunk this?

WAIT KEK LMAO .01 deaths per 1000 how can you stupid faggot debunk this?

WAIT KEK LMAO .01 deaths per 1000 how can you stupid faggot debunk this?

WAIT KEK LMAO .01 deaths per 1000 how can you stupid faggot debunk this?

WAIT KEK LMAO .01 deaths per 1000 how can you stupid faggot debunk this?

WAIT KEK LMAO .01 deaths per 1000 how can you stupid faggot debunk this?

WAIT KEK LMAO .01 deaths per 1000 how can you stupid faggot debunk this?

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not on my watch, nigger

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>Conte 24 hours ago: Phase 2 will start next week, we have to live with the virus until a vaccine, now you can go out jogging outside the 200m limit from home
>Italians:
youtube.com/watch?v=ofrpCkhcCCY

THIS IS NAPLES BTW

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>young people are getting annoyed of the lockdown
>for no reason at all the virus is starting to infect young people

sounds about right

thanks for bumping fag

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Quoth the Raven
Mainly the episodes with Montana Skeptic, David Collum or Bill Fleckenstein

>that hair
neat, very good in fact

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> amygdala
I just see an old lesbian
what's the issue here?

shut up nigger, take your monkey looking ass back to coon town.

That's 1 per 10,000
And the 9,999 will die later after countless reinfections.

My local hospital is giant, so they rented semi permanent tents, with floors and heating ect. These were to act as triage for the predicted overflow. They were up for a few weeks but never got used once. They took them down about 10 days ago.

>DRAWFAG DELIVERY
DRAWFAG DELIVERY
>DRAWFAG DELIVERY
DRAWFAG DELIVERY

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Trump was completely misquoting an expert on external surface decon but the MIGATARDs will lick any shit that runs off his tongue.

>"Oh, if it does that then we're doomed, but there's just no way."
Yeah those HIV inserts placed their in a botched attempted to develop a HIV vaccine are just not doing anything at all.

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top fucking kek remember when cvg thought reopening would be a disaster look at these fucking deathlet numbers in georgia

.09 deaths per 1000

.09 deaths per 1000

.09 deaths per 1000
.09 deaths per 1000

.09 deaths per 1000
.09 deaths per 1000

.09 deaths per 1000
.09 deaths per 1000

better ruin the world over this top kek pussy faggots

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