If you're dressed like this, why does your lawn still look the way it did in the 18th century?

>it's the current year!!!

Lawns help the environment and prevent climate change and racism

No, they disrupt the local ecosystem, It fucks up moles, insects and birds, by proxy they fuck up the local flora.

This guy lives in a nigger crowded apartment

You're right

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Not giving you a click but what do you suggest? Dirt beds? Stones?

wah us lazy niggers don't want to be judged by having an unkempt lawn, you should too

> If you're dressed like this, why does your lawn still look the way it did in the 18th century?
how hard is it to just copy the text in the very same image you posted, retarded nigger?

Nope I have raised beds in my front lawn. It keeps it kind of uniform and doesn’t hurt curb appeal the way just planting native plants can.

Victory gardens are a great idea! See if your local university has a master gardener program, sometimes they give away free seeds to the general public.

There's even city bylaws that prohibit gardens because it's an eyesore and your boomer neighbor's property value suffers. Solution: Build a fence/massive hedges, but wait, that's also against the rules. They want you to just have a shitty square of grass.

Shrubs that don't need watering beyond rainfall, concrete decking, gravel. Make it a useful space where you can sit and do stuff. Better yet, if it's not against the rules, have a garden. at least that way the waste of water is justified

This. Well said.

What is erosion

Man xeroscapes are fucking ugly.
Still based tho

Something easily mitigated by a million things other than grass

But we all dress like that?

>i have no context for this image but i will fill in the blanks with my oppressed headcanon

you think this is some kind of psyop to make people live in the pod, right?

Grow some fucking balls you pathetic cunt.
My neighbors can get fucked. I'm not stupid enough to be an HOA cuck and I don't give a fuck what the city thinks either.

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It varies by region. In my area, we get enough rainfall that these lawns are sustainable without destroying the freshwater supply. People in the desert that want lawns like this should move somewhere else

>just pay the fines to the city bro!
ok retard

That interview was hilarious

You show up to your damn council meeting, lobby your city council members and get the law changed instead of bitching about your political beliefs online. Get you and your friends to show up. That's how you get change in society.

I don't have a yard, I have beautiful asphalt!
no mud ever

you'll do exactly as your told and will consoom to a ripe old age

he probably doesn't even own a house.

>having a lawn is going to literally kill you
Fuck off kike I'll have my lawn and make it beautiful

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I just wish the chemicals were cheaper

Why waste all that oxygen bro?
Just end it.

Fuck white people and their racist plants. A pile of trash is very sustainable.

So many faggots in this thread. The back yard native food forest pill is literally the final redpill. Would solve so many issues.

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moles are thriving so much in my lawn that I actually have to go out of my way to kill/remove them
also you're a huemonkey, have you even seen a lawn in person before? and not just planters on your shit tier favela balcony

>Can't landscape
>Thinks pushing a lawnmower around makes him "a real man"

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This, but also who the fuck cares about pests anyway?

The plants in my yard produce the oxygen that I breathe. Checkmate.

You mean weeds? So ticks and vermin and pests.

I hate lawns. Truly. But they are just common sense

I went to that website expecting to find nonsense but I actually found that I agree with a lot of what it says. That advert makes them look like idiots, though.

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>can't find beauty in simplicity, has to have a fucking maze in his backyard
I'll do what I want with my land, fuck you

Y'all really want to push a lawnmower around ever Saturday, instead of having a dope ass backyard that requires like no maintenance?

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Cuck. Waste your weekends mowing then, I'm not gonna stop you.

I turned my backyard into a farm. Id do the same for the front but my parents wont let me. And no im not a child im 22 saving up while working so fuck off niggers

Nope. In the Santa Rosa firestorm a few years ago, the only houses that were spared had large green lawns. Everyone with natural vegetation burned down. Lawns are an excellent and inexpensive fire break. And your kids can play ball to boot.

T. Lost family home in fires

Saved

>maze
Also, you have legitimate autism if you think a couple straight paths are a "maze"

>doing what you want is cuckoldry
At least have a good insult if you want to insult.

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