Top fucking kek, what kind of mental gymnastics do magatards perform to keep supporting trump?
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Antipoison centres flooded with calls from migatards gargling with bleach. How the fuck is muttistan even a first world country?
DRINK YOUR BLEACH MAGATARDS
Carson Peterson
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Robert Roberts
Over 3 years down, almost 5 more to go of your histrionic autistic screeching.
The level of assblast is so ridiculous.
Sometimes I genuinely wondered what my purpose in life was. My place in the universe. Was anything worth it? Was all my hard work and study truly for naught? The largest star ever observed is the UY Scuti, with a radius roughly 1,700 times that of the sun in our Solar System. By comparison, the approximate mass of the Sun is 1.989 x 10^30 kilograms... yes, that's thirty zeroes. By further comparison, if you're a male of average height and reasonably-fit, the Sun is approximately 2.652 by ten to the twenty-eighth power larger than you are. Sometimes I would remember this and think, "We are all so utterly insignificant."
Then, something truly magical happened. Donald Trump, a businessman from New York, won the U.S. Presidential Election. His opponent? A murderous, evil cunt whose schemes and ploys go back decades. Hillary Clinton. "It was HER TIME!" the masses cried. It was then, ONLY then, that I understood how things came together in such a beautiful way.
Of the tens of thousands of years that human beings have existed, you and I were born to revel in this exquisite moment. Donald Trump causing butthurt. So much butthurt.
Benjamin Rogers
>Over 3 years down, almost 5 more to go of your histrionic autistic screeching.
absolutely seething delusional migatard.
Anthony Nguyen
It has less to do with Trump in particular than with the fact that Americans are just retarded in general. Sure, Trump made some pretty dumb statements, but a regular person would not suddenly start chugging bleach. Americans on the other hand will start emptying that bottle while calling you a "bootlicker" because you "believe the media" and don't d
rink bleach to "own the left".
Brandon King
Drink your sperm faggot.
Jackson Thomas
I don't drink bleach because the smell alone would put me off. Considering sperm smells bleachy, perhaps it's something mutts like you would prefer to actual bleach, since ya know, it doesn't burn on it's way down.
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Isaac Stewart
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OP you're a delusional incel. You're going to lose all over again and cry like the retard you are.
Justin Long
>Over 3 years down, almost 5 more to go of your histrionic autistic screeching.
>The level of assblast is so ridiculous.
>Sometimes I genuinely wondered what my purpose in life was. My place in the universe. Was anything worth it? Was all my hard work and study truly for naught? The largest star ever observed is the UY Scuti, with a radius roughly 1,700 times that of the sun in our Solar System. By comparison, the approximate mass of the Sun is 1.989 x 10^30 kilograms... yes, that's thirty zeroes. By further comparison, if you're a male of average height and reasonably-fit, the Sun is approximately 2.652 by ten to the twenty-eighth power larger than you are. Sometimes I would remember this and think, "We are all so utterly insignificant."
>Then, something truly magical happened. Donald Trump, a businessman from New York, won the U.S. Presidential Election. His opponent? A murderous, evil cunt whose schemes and ploys go back decades. Hillary Clinton. "It was HER TIME!" the masses cried. It was then, ONLY then, that I understood how things came together in such a beautiful way.
>Of the tens of thousands of years that human beings have existed, you and I were born to revel in this exquisite moment. Donald Trump causing butthurt. So much butthurt.
Ian Brown
IT WAS SARCASM FUCK YOU Yas Forums!!!!!
STOP MAKING FUN OF REDDIT!!!
Nathaniel Cooper
Wait, you guys haven't been drinking your bleach?
Brandon Lewis
I like to down some bleach with mentos.
Hudson Taylor
what kind of mental gymnastics makes you think he told anyone to drink bleach
Ryan Cook
hey he didnt say to drink bleach
just inject it into your arteries n veins
James Stewart
Grayson Foster
>what kind of mental gymnastics makes you think he told anyone to drink bleach
what kind of mental gymnastics makes you think I ever claimed in my post that trump told people to drink bleach?
Tyler Martin
Trump says something indefensible.
Republicans rapidly begin assessing the best defense, usually something along the lines of "he's just joking". In serious matters he actually knew something you didn't. If either of the above wasn't true, it was a test of the Fake News Media, which of course, they failed. After deliberation and debate the defense begins to rocket across the right-wing vomit-sphere in meme and Boomerbook format and if Trumpers are lucky, Trump will spend enough time on Twitter to see the argument his supporters want him to make and then make that argument. Satisfied that Trump was secretly a genius, they slink back to their cesspits.
Occasionally, though, like with the "inject disinfectants" thing, Republicans have chosen a defense that Trump has not. With this most recent gaffe it was that Donald Trump secretly spends his free time reading on scientific journals relative to how to treat viruses and what experimental new trials are on the horizon. For a good day or so, it was "well he really meant that there are experimental UV light catheter studies he must have been referencing!" or "he really meant that we should take a look at applying something LIKE disinfectant but without toxic properties". But then, it turned out, Trump thought his best defense wasn't to pretend he reads - which I assume even he concluded was a totally unbelievable defense - and instead to suggest that he was just trollin', ya'll.
Either way, it doesn't really matter, because I still get to call Republicans Bleach Drinkers until the end of fucking time.
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Logan Robinson
The only people telling anyone to drink bleach are you faggots and the dnc media.
David Johnson
Shill post. Ignored.
Carter Green
Wow. I never really thought of it like that before. Fuck this orange asshole. I'm with her now!
Evan Howard
Calls are up, because people are surrounding themselves with disinfectants because of A FUCKING PANDEMIC, YOU FUCKING APE.
These articles are comparing the amount of calls to LAST FUCKING YEAR and then blaming the obvious results on Trump's stupid rambling.
I'm surprised you fucks don't sprain your brains with all these mental gymnastics.
Colton Howard
Lmao you wrote that whole post and nobody cares. You're an incel, genetic waste. I'm sure you realize this on some level, that nobody likes you and your whole life is meaningless.
Ryan Diaz
MySpace wasn’t even this cringe
Nicholas Sanders
>coping
Noah Sanders
REMINDER TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION AND DRINK YOUR DISINFECTANT BIDENFAGS AND MAGATARDS
Daniel Morris
Nolan Collins
>Indian flag
Connor Hernandez
Don't be an idiot.
Clearly you need to inject light.
Just take a clear empty needle and inject the air filled with light right into your veins. It's much safer than bleach.
William Kelly
Why do Canadians care about the head when they're just our hat? Just be a good accessory and make us look good. Stop being an embarrassment of a country.
Liam Morales
wtf?! Now I want to be a Trump supporter!
Luke Sullivan
Shill
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Josiah Johnson
Not how that works
Kayden King
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James Watson
Trump never said to drink bleach or anything else. But, Trump was correct, though, regarding injections or some other style of inserting UV and/or disinfectant...
1) Ultraviolet Irradiation of Blood:
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2) Disinfection of COVID-19 in Respiratory Tract by Ethanol Vapor Inhalation:
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3) Alcohol Vapor by Inhalation in the Treatment of Acute Pulmonary Edema:
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4) Commercialization of endotracheal UV emission:
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5) Any cancer chemotherapy, which are incredibly harsh chemicals, but dosed in a controlled manner.
Elijah Edwards
Kek, projecting this hard. You guys have been bitching for the last 3 years and Biden isn't going to win. Stay seething and delusional.
Cooper Ward
Who cares. I just want to see people drink bleach. It's why I'm voting for trump. I'm beginning to think he h8's his base.
>legal immigration good
>red flag laws. Take guns then due process
>does drinking or injecting sterilizer cure coronacha. Maybe?
>it's just the flu, go to work you'll feel better
Yup, real clown world.
Isaac Cook
No one on the right has done that retarded shit, you guys are projecting your own idiocracy on people. Even the fish cleaner couple in Florida were democrats and the woman is under investigation for potentially killing her husband with fish cleaner.
Josiah Watson
>I hope people do something he never told them do
Yeah truly austonding how retarded people are wasting time discussing shut never said.
Jason Perez
lol incel
David Diaz
what's your problem leaf? (besides believing the media)
in you childish interpretation, only Trump supporters are drinking bleach, so, what's your problem?
We all here are Darwinists, no problem with idiots dying.
Charles Green
If your sperm smells like bleach then maybe you should see a doctor.
Colton Clark
k faggot
Blake Sanders
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