/NBG/ - NOTHINGBURGER GENERAL - TIK TOK EDITION

/NBG/ - NOTHINGBURGER GENERAL

--- CURRENTLY INFECTED: 1,864,134 ---
--- MILD CONDITION: 1,848,146 (97%) ---
--- SERIOUS CONDITION: 57,513 (Down from 57,603) ---
--- RECOVERED: 889,250 ---
--- DEATHS: 208,090 ---

>FACTS ABOUT COVID-19:
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

--- RESEARCH ---

>Death rate 28-55 times LOWER than previously thought
archive.vn/mCG5y

>Infection rate 50x higher; making CFR much, much lower
archive.vn/ALcOL

>ALL Human coronaviruses are seasonal
>Common cold is a Coronavirus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus

>Iceland CFR between 0.01 and 0.19%; Smaller population = Ability to test everyone = Real CFR revealed
archive.vn/JkkAS

--- VIDEOS ---

>Doctor destroys Coronavirus narrative
[YouTube] youtu.be/xfLVxx_lBLU

>Corona BTFO by USC
[YouTube] youtu.be/3iYrkQXhPwQ

>Illinois gov. confirms that ANYONE who dies while infected is considered a COVID death
[YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=KpGpoGuQtF8?t=83

--- REMINDER ---

Sweden: No lockdown, No collapse!

>208K Dead from Coronavirus after 5 months
>The world is ending!!! Society will collapse!!! We can't sustain this!!! Panic!!!

Friendly reminder:
• 151,600 people die every day
• 50,900,000 people die every year
• 360,000 people born every day
• 130,000,000 people born every year

>but muhh exponential broooo
Been growing linearly for what, 22 days now?

>noooooo but that's only because we locked ourselves inside!!!
We did nothing for months to stop the virus which spreads faster than the Flu, can spread undetected in its incubation and has a multitude of transmission vectors, yet it was only the recent lockdowns which saved us from those millions dead that was raved about? I highly doubt it.

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/huCtE4Ei

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Other urls found in this thread:

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.31.20042333v2
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.036418v1
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20065771v1
livescience.com/coronavirus-mutation-rate.html
archive.is/rW2hA
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.11.20062349v1.full.pdf html
archive.is/GuIBI
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.27.20043299v1
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4630533/
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020200370
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC227016/
archive.is/mnO9h
youtube.com/watch?v=Pf2_qR0zehs
youtube.com/watch?v=kiVVzxoPTtg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

REMINDER (1/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 makes men infertile
There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 can cause infertility. Tests find that the virus is undetectable in the testicles and sperm: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.31.20042333v2

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 has antibody dependent enhancement (ADE)
There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 has ADE. Attempts at re-infection elicit a robust antibody response: biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.036418v1

>CVG MYTH: You cannot become immune to COVID-19
Though we cannot be sure how long immunity lasts, antibodies titres are found in recovered COVID-19 patients and all known coronaviruses confer at least some degree of temporary immunity: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20065771v1

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 mutates rapidly and there are multiple strains
COVID-19 has a relatively stable genome and mutates slower than influenza. Reports of multiple strains reference negligible genetic differences that have no effect on virulence or immune response: livescience.com/coronavirus-mutation-rate.html

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 contains HIV
Early debunked reports suggested the Novel Coronavirus genome contained HIV-like sequences. This HIV-like sequence refers to the virus’ spike protein, its mechanism for binding to ACE2 receptors on cells. Genomic analysis suggests that whilst the novel RNA Coronavirus mimics HIV’s binding mechanism, said mechanism is an independently arising protein of a different kind and does not entail a HIV-like pathogenesis: archive.is/rW2hA

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 destroys the immune system
Whilst COVID-19 can attack T-Cells, no evidence of viral reproduction in them could be found. Lymphopenia is common in viral infections and T-Cell counts should recover post-infection: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.11.20062349v1.full.pdf html

First for Isrealis performing this psyop to get healthy whites to go outside and shorten their goy life span to thin out the herd.

stop shilling this stupid thread. it's worse than cvg, ptg, and sg

fuck jannies and memeflags

Why haven't we banned all leafs yet? Serious question.

If you dipshits sat on your ass for a few days during the early pandemic, then the economy would be resuming by now.

Serve yourselves - I work from home and I've been completely unaffected so far.

This whole situation is quite amusing in fact

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REMINDER (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 stays latent in the body and can reactivate
The Novel Coronavirus COVID-19 is, unlike the DNA viruses HIV and Herpes, an RNA Virus. There are no scientifically known mechanisms by which RNA viruses become latent. Whilst it is true that the virus (like SARS) can persist for many weeks in patients, the body should ultimately clear the virus. Cases of ‘reactivation’ are most likely false negatives and mark the temporary failure of the immune system to clear small pockets of the virus after the main infection: archive.is/GuIBI (1/2) medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.27.20043299v1 (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 infects and hides in the central nervous system
Whilst in very rare cases COVID-19 may infect the brainstem, this phenomenon is seen in other viral infections, including in influenza, and is known as encephalitis: pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 causes permanent lung damage
Whilst it is true that lungs can be damaged in some severe courses of infection, this is a common phenomenon in respiratory pathogens and particularly in pneumonia. Non-atypical lung lesions recover in-line with pneumonia recoveries and Ground Glass Opacities often disappear spontaneously: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4630533/ (1/2) pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020200370 (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: It is impossible to create a Coronavirus vaccine
Whilst there has never been a Coronavirus vaccine in humans, bovine corona vaccines exist and some success has been achieved in creating a vaccine for MERS. Experiments with vaccines in China already demonstrate that immunity can be conferred on monkeys via vaccine. Previous attempts for SARS and other common Coronaviruses were discontinued due to lack of need or want: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC227016/ (1/2) archive.is/mnO9h (2/2)

get fucked kike

Die nigger

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american deserve to be banned too
every 4 years they obsess about boomers and the rest of the time they scitzo post

>First
nah, bro

Kek, you mad

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youtube.com/watch?v=Pf2_qR0zehs
youtube.com/watch?v=Pf2_qR0zehs
youtube.com/watch?v=Pf2_qR0zehs

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Nothingburger faggots BTFO

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>posts mortality statistics for 2 weeks at a time
>doesn't understand how mortality works
>doesn't understand that if more fragile people die now, less will die later
>doesn't understand that year long averages are the only thing that matters
>literally goes for the TWO WEEKS meme

Ah, time for yet another of Mr. Shekelstein’s favorite threads.

then you should go back to /cvg/ brainlet

So you're a homebody who has no kids/daycare/school probably no wife and never did anything outside with other people? Wow you sound like a huge faggot.

We have to go back to work guise because if we're not creating profits for Mr. Shekelstein to scoop up then he won't be able to buy his ninth vacation home! Chinavirus is all just a scam anyway but even if it's not I'm willing to sacrifice my health and my life if it means that economic line will go up

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Thanks for bumbing, bump slave!
>TWO MOAR WEEKS
amirite?

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>shills come in to first reply
>advanced shill tactics
>thread randomly gets 404
keep strong bros we are doing gods work

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Same Isreali shills running the same flowchart of just accusing every resistant goy of being black.
My children are blonde does that make you seethe Avi?

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So what if the economy crashes lmao.

This.

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>hospitals are overwhelmed!
>we NEED more ventilators!
>proceed to make tik tok dance vids

t. poorfag

>2 MORE WEEKS!

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>As a result, only 29 percent of jobless Americans received benefits in March, according to Pew’s analysis of Labor Department statistics.

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You are a nigger mutt, don't delude yourself.

Now let me tell you why the Shanghai Shivers ain't shit, just a bad cold. Because the normal flu will kill children and babies. The Ching Chong Cough never does. There are 4 coronaviruses in worldwide circulation and they have been since forever. They just give you the common cold. Give the Kung Flu a few mutations and it will be just as harmless as the 4 others. Not even the flu, just a dry cough.

So I just looked at the data. Average age of death around the globe is 80 years for this virus. Life expectancy in Denmark is 80 years and for men it's 79. We closed Denmark down for 1,5 months now to save old fucks who statistically should already be dead. What a fucking joke.

If you insist on having chinabugs do all your work and let them do Gain of Function viruses at willy nilly. Then it's just a matter of time before they fuck up and release a novel but harmless virus that ravages the globe and kills all your old fucks at once. If the West didn't have a policy of trying to make a third world country like China into a first world by handing over all our industry to inferior chinabugs. This would never happen. Next in line. Building a nuclear power plant in Nigeria. Don't be racist!
youtube.com/watch?v=kiVVzxoPTtg

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> Imagine having a job where you can't WFH

>Director, Silverstein IM OUT OF MATERIAL
>What do I say to the goy!?
"Oh just call him black again"

I can see youre seething Mr. Smith

2 MORE WEEKS BRO

What if, everyone in society actually hated Tiktok Nurse thots as much as we do, and the press is just obfuscating this fact? What will happen when the truth is revealed?

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>haha dude let's make these cars from home
>yeah dude i'm packaging processed meat from home!
>yeah same man, i'm running my auto repair shop from home, why aren't you!
drink bleach

The case fatality rate for people under 60 in Germany is 0.3% That is not including people who never got tested and developed antibodies. The most conservative estimates put that number 10 times higher then confirmed cases.
The youngest victim in Denmark is this fat fuck >pic related< He died at 36 and was morbidly obese and worked at a hospital. His girlfriend also got infected and never spent a day in the hospital. Denmark has 1200 confirmed cases between 30-39. That puts the case fatality rate for people between 30-39 at 0.08% with only one morbidly obese man dying.

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riiiiiiiiiight

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So much cope

>squeezes in a hamfisted anti-nuclear shill
Was almost a decent post.

buimpin

i'm literally working right now, at home. this isn't about me.

More deads than threads
Pathetic

theyre vastly underreporting deaths because even if you somehow survive you get all sorts of fucked up side effects, stuff like heart attacks and respitory related deaths are up too. true cfr is 40%

Jesus these two post just reeks of cope. Go bargain with God cause anyone with half a brain cell here wont listen to your crap.

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time to open back up

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Does anybody know the name of the dance the nurses are doing? They dab, move one feet left and right, and do some swimming movements up and sideways.

Absolutely fucking based

>STAY
>AT
>HOME!

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Lmao is this what cvg cope looks like?

Same :)

This isn't about us at all. So just don't care about it

>literally being a meat packing faggot
i'm surprised you didn't die of AIDS first

You just worried you will only have 3 goy slaves instead of 5+
No worries though moshe, you've been misinformed as to the actual lethality of the virus

>DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE BRO
UPSTANDING HUMAN BEING, YOU ARE.

>underreporting deaths

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GO OUTSIDE GOI I SWEAR ITS ALL FAKE
MAKE SURE TO GO TO THE NICE CHINESE FOOD MARKET

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That's what a reasonable path to herd immunity looks like

Relaxes and sits back in amusement while
> Governments and MSM blast this nothing up
> Sick people don't get the needed treatments anymore
> Power grab by governments, everywhere the same
> You cannot go where you want anymore, China style
> Police harrassing people everywhere
> Massive surveillance in a co-op between Silicon Valley and governments
> Mask duty in some countries forcing people to show obedience
> Gates foundation et al coming way closer to realizing goals for digital ID with health info already included
> People mistrusting each other and snitching on each other
> Religious gatherings not allowed
> Way of life, traditions and humanity completely undermined
> Small businesses fucked, big corp bailed out
> Chinese style social credit system on its way
Way to go mountain man

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do you realize all these retarded generals are braindead echo chambers?

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source?

We gave you this website globefag

You seem upset, 56%

Yeah I guess dead people can't get a virus.