/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3485

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HOW TO SURVIVE CHINK FLU
Pic related remade into a readable format:
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How long until Our Girl reaches 4 Million?

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Numbers means anything, what is this cosmos ? its not reality why do we beleive reality exists? As far as the "world" is concerned nothing needs to exist for everytting to be here, our ape-tier brain cant even process the true mysteries of our worldl et alone of this observable universe and beyond! Maybe corona-chan is just th beginning she is the first form born from the dreams of thousand of years of suffering to bring the eternal danmation opon mankind but like is aid just the beginning and the begiining can also evolve to something even worse!

We betrayed nature evolution! We betrayed the hope it had with us! We choose the wrong path! The path of ignorance the path of denial! We are the error and as a error we pay with correction!

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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Why all our prediction failed against this virus everything about this virus seems to get more random and chaotic everyday ?

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Nothing special is going on now. Another day another thousands dead and tens of thausands infected.

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Kyoot kot.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 995,288 (56,139) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 199,414 (26,977) #4 France 162,100 (22,856) #5 Germany 158,142 (5,985) #6 United Kingdom 152,840 (20,732) #7 Turkey 112,261 (2,900) #8 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #9 Russia 87,147 (794) #10 China 82,830 (4,633) #11 Brazil 63,328 (4,298) #12 Canada 47,346 (2,617) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 Switzerland 29,164 (1,640) #16 India 28,380 (886) #17 Peru 27,517 (728) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 19,648 (1,102) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 18,811 (144) #23 Israel 15,466 (202) #24 Austria 15,274 (549) #25 Mexico 14,677 (1,351) #26 Singapore 14,423 (14) #27 Pakistan 13,915 (292) #28 Chile 13,813 (198) #29 Japan 13,441 (372) #30 Poland 11,902 (562) #31 Romania 11,339 (631) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 South Korea 10,738 (243) #35 United Arab Emirates 10,349 (76)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +11,361 (+726) #2 Russia +6,198 (+47) #3 Spain +2,793 (+331) #4 Turkey +2,131 (+95) #5 Italy +1,739 (+333) #6 Saudi Arabia +1,289 (+5) #7 Iran +991 (+96) #8 Mexico +835 (+46) #9 Belarus +826 (+3) #10 Singapore +799 (+2) #11 Pakistan +587 (+11) #12 Belgium +553 (+113) #13 Bangladesh +497 (+7) #14 India +490 (+5) #15 Chile +482 (+9) #16 Brazil +469 (+27) #17 Canada +451 (+57) #18 Netherlands +400 (+43) #19 Ukraine +392 (+11) #20 Ireland +386 (+15) #21 Germany +372 (+9) #22 Romania +303 (+12) #23 Sweden +286 (+80) #24 Poland +285 (+27) #25 Egypt +248 (+20) #26 Panama +241 (+6) #27 Serbia +233 (+6) #28 Indonesia +214 (+22) #29 Kuwait +213 (+2) #30 Philippines +198 (+10) #31 Afghanistan +172 (+7) #32 Portugal +163 (+25) #33 Dominican Republic +158 (+4) #34 Algeria +135 (+7) #35 Denmark +123 (+5)…

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9-11 days

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80k FLU DEATHS IN AMERICA ALONE

Death to China

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Begone.

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If we are having 40k people die every month DURING a lockdown and strict social distancing, how can anyone want to just open back up? Won't that mean that number gets larger? It's not like everyone going around and doing this shopping and going to see movies or whatever LOWERS the options of transmission.
What the fuck is this timeline I found myself in

Just like china done on the 3rd of April

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Hypothetical question
If the number of strokes and heart attacks are significantly lower in the coming months will we have proof that western societies should have more holidays?

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Dude, you don't even know how to spell "baby."

OH FUCK EVERYTHING BURGER CONFIRMED!!!

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An exciteing timeline user. Enjoy

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This is such a needlessly complex death trap

>treating with estrogen now
Wait? what?
also how are her numbers doing worldwide below expectations or still the world ending bioweapon?

noooo ngubuuu

jesus christ can women not put their phones down for even a fucking second

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It's bean over a month of lockdown and instead of slowing down it just kinda stabilized at a constant rate.

▶ 4309 new cases and 360 new deaths in the United Kingdom
▶ 65 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 490 new cases and 6 new deaths in the United Arab Emirates
▶ 1334 new cases and 141 new deaths in Canada

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and Italy.

Every country reading from the same script.

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My God they're going to try and turn us into trannies

youtube.com/watch?v=QMNGEY8OZqo
Feels bad man

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>Flattening the curve guys time to open up the economy

I think my fave is 50k

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when will the idiots wake up and realise that the only wait to stop this is by welding retard nothingburgers inside their homes

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she's a fucking beast isnt she?
what kind of hope do we have now? can we survive?
it looks like it

1.000.000 cases in USA !

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STOP SAYING ITS OVER THE SECOND WAVE WILL HIT ANY DAY NOW

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>going to try
where have you been the last ten years leaf

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They have no idea what to do, so they just copy eachother

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>It's not like everyone going around and doing this shopping and going to see movies or whatever LOWERS the options of transmission
B-but herd immunity!

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I always thought that was best case scenario with Corona-chan. Anything else was false hope

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>soy080.jpg

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I meant forcefully, not subversively

They ever do anything regarding that essential worker bill? Figure if i'm stuck in the office ie m it'd be nice to get compensated for not taking the unemployment pill

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Hey Poland guy. I need to ask you something.

And worldwide death rate tells us we aren't gona see 200k of them agein

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OMG REALLY ALL COUNTRIES DO THE SAME LAZY ONE MINUTE SILENCE OUT OF RESPECT?

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2nd wave means post immunity mutation. no human ever is going to create antibodies to combat all the major strains. it's still first wave, and will be for a long, long time
>mfw and that's okay

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?

>EU flag in pic

Kek.