Italy thread

>"Congiunti" Edition
How is the quarantine going, pastabros?
What do you think about the recent declarations of the government and how will they affect you after the 4th of May?

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All I know is that I vote pd

Based
I too vote pd

Cool, and I give it 3 months for us to surpass salvirgin on polls

We probably already did. The polls are overestimating Salvini. He is finished.

>I too

2 posts already and we’re able to spot the Yas Forums subhumans with diochan humour

I'm a student, barely anything changed in my life, I'm actually seeing my normie friends moreoften now on Skype than I used to in real life.
>What do you think about the recent declarations of the government and how will they affect you after the 4th of May?
Probably still won't affect me

>imagine being quarantined for a Fake virus

So I can go for a walk after the 4 or I need a certificate?

you can totally go out now
trust me

Furentissimo

There is no party superior to PD.

Agree. But I can see myself voting for +Europa, Verdi and Italia Viva as well

also

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Meh, last week a guy was fined 400 euro for driving 3 km to the grocery shop, inside the same comune, where I live, because "you should go to the closest grocery shop to your house", apparently the cops can decide what is allowed and what is not, after all it is always possible to contest the fine.

Also every morning a cop's car passes out of my house and the cops are screaming in a loudspeaker to stay home, unless you have very good reasons to go out.

What are Italians like? Are you as care free and lazy as everyone makes you out to be?

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Yes

I just want to go back and visit my famalan but I can't because dude virus lmao :(

Based, can I move to Italy? I'm too lazy to learn Italian though

whos she carrying?

Yes

are you white?

inb4
>british
>white

even if he is arab he is probably whiter than most of italy

Yeah I'm white, I just want to spend my days laying in the sun
How would I live in Italy without knowing the language through? Could I get by on English?

fuck off

fine, then.
tourists welcome, hopefully you won't bring more diseases like the chinks did.
if you go to the big tourist cities you should be fine, people in hotels and such places are accustomed to foreigners not speaking italian.

Today a cop was killed by a gypsy (rom version). The gypsies were attempting to steal from an ATM, but the cops arrived, the gypsies attempted to escape, got a road the wrong way and did a frontal crash against a cop's car, killing one.

Is Italy expensive? How much would I need to live there?
(In a tourist area)

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mate, sincerely after this lockdown shit we will be bankrupt and become the thailand of europe.

As long as you don't start the ladyboy shit

>I just want to spend my days laying in the sun
You will get a sunburn, anglos are too white for Italy.

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Data mining..

I never get sunburnt

>even if he is arab he is probably whiter than most of italy
I bet you are a s*cilian.

Somehow they managed that when they colonized Australia though.