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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/27/20
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youtu.be/fIV2_1e012E
>WHTradeDir Navarro on F&F 4/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152304651001
>Jared on FoxNews 4/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152225148001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6152226466001 (pt2)
>Trump 2020 App IS HERE! 4/23/20
youtu.be/JRuQ5JMMqtM
>War Room Weekly w/Tim Murtaugh, Rand Paul, &more! 4/26/20
youtu.be/Emsmmyt8kJg
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 4/26/20
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>WHSrAdviser Hassett on ThisWeekABC 4/26/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on SunMornFutures 4/26/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on MtP 4/26/20
youtu.be/twEBUQevc_Y
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Jason Meister (Lara) 4/26/20
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>StateDeptVideo: Chy-na Still Withholds All Corona-chan Samples 4/26/20
youtu.be/M-Na8pIXkV0
>StateDeptVideo: Iranian Regime's Corona-chan Failures 4/26/20
youtu.be/p3x8k7zFuHg
>StateDeptVideo: Bringing Americans Back Home Safely 4/26/20
youtu.be/s8L-lfKhZF0
>Team Trump Online w/Lara Trump &Brad Parscale! 4/25/20
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>DPAPolCoord Navarro on FoxNews 4/25/20
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>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/25/20
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archive.is/8jnoT
archive.is/maHCg
youtu.be/zb6j7o1pLBw?t=647
youtube.com/watch?v=xfLVxx_lBLU
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MAGA

what do you guys think?
pence under control too?

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Two brain aneurysms, yeah.

>"Our doctor told us there was a 50-50 chance Joe wouldn't survive surgery," she wrote. "He also said that it was even more likely that Joe would have permanent brain damage if he survived. And if any part of his brain would be adversely affected, it would be the area that governed speech."

>speech

washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/surgeon-who-operated-on-joe-biden-hes-better-now-than-before-brain-surgery
archive.is/8jnoT

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Pence is a man of the Lord.

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i believe women (M)

It’s fucking over
Trump will lose in a landslide

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What do you think?

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Will trump give a press conference today?

>Still fucking hiding all the time
>Still fucking saying nothing about this
The absolute state, at least Trump punched back hard

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no not those women

thx fren

Awoo

What are Father's Day sales like on power tools?

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The fucking queer as bikers picking my locks, trying to scare me.

>implying the Joepedo would rape a girl older than 14
checkmate

nah, he's mad still : ( and I have no one to laugh at

Here is a better picture an archived link.
archive.is/maHCg


>New York
Why even bother polling this state?

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honest question why did it take so long?

Just a heads up, these videos are going viral and redpilling normies on the virus. Based conservative doctors are pointing out what we've known for months.

youtu.be/zb6j7o1pLBw?t=647
youtube.com/watch?v=xfLVxx_lBLU

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That's trump's home state. He should be winning that by a landslide.

I'm boating with Biden now

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Which of these can flip?

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Hard to say, sometimes there good, ask your dad before getting him tools though, like if he's missing something etc.

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The projection that Trump has dementia because it is so clear that Biden does is hilarious
Leftists can do nothing but project

>Decides not to hold press conference
>WHY ISN'T HE HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE?!

>Trump will lose NY
OH NO HOW WILL HE WIN WITHOUT IT (AGAIN)????

Have a heartattack already old man. you're a piece of shit
fucking what 70 years old? And all you do is fuck with me with your criminal posse to keep you safe. cause you're a little bitch and you know it

all of them if you work hard enough

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Michigan.
>b-b-but blacks!!
I know. They currently have a Karen to blame.

Colorado, Nevada, Virginia, and New Hampshire.

probably took her a while to actually hear the story is coming out now, since most of the media refuses to cover it.

he isn't on the 2020 ticket yet though still

I'm pretty sure he had this procedure done twice too.

how does she get out?

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Fuck I'm retarded

I know Pence was basically a Bush Republican and was brought on to the ticket to calm down Evangelicals concerned by Trump's personal life or New York style of speaking. I also know that Trump is letting Fauci and Birx own whatever nonsense they're spouting so he can pin it on them and fire them if need be. I also know that the Durham probe is expanding and will include indictments. Anything more than that is speculation... but it seems plausible.

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MAGA

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What’s the hardest the Babylon bee has ever gone after trump? Give examples. They are basically campaign staff at this point.

At least the onion wasn’t afraid to go after Obama.

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The Babylon bee is complete trumpdrone garbage.

people can say trump's a fucking retard but i don't care. i'm still voting.. blue

lmao imagine voting for that lysol huffer

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How does Trump stand a chance?

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Joe Biden isnt holding any more press conferences bud.. hes lost his goddamn mind, he physically cannot answer questions

>reeeeeeee why havent they cashed in on our bleach maymay yet

Who cares? The left has endless yucks on their side, we can have one.

How nice of The Onion to wait until two days before he left office to "go after" him.

Ridin' with Biden's better than Dyin' for Lil' Donnie

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Can't tell if shills or mocking them

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>liberals, media panic
>n-no YOU were panicking
and they think half the country doesn't want to cave in their skulls at this point in minecraft?

JOEPEDOS ARE COMING

t. Lying two-faced pony soldier.

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Keep up the pressure with Tara Reade. They’ll force Biden to step aside if we keep the heat on him.

>trump voters adopting leftism in real time
oh no no no i thought you haaaated fake news hahahahaha

>tfw no nurse gf

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>oh shit here comes a joepedo
>oh no how do i delete the thread

We didn't have any complaints about Mike Pence being a neocon deep state stooge for nearly 4 years after Trump chose him as a running mate, when of course literally anything Trump did would be called neocohen kikery by the controlled oppo stormpedes.
Why all the sudden Pence-hate in the past few hours? Seems awfully coordinated to me...

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>he isn't on the 2020 ticket yet though still
shut up retard

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the left doesn't face consequences, user.

Durham, the mysterious Durham. When oh when will Durham come to the surface and reveal his findings?

you are seething my dude

lol

>forced fake thread meme
have fun with your last term

Is his dream dead, Yas Forums?

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me in the back

How is that critical of trump?

Babylon Bee is terrible. It is too on the nose. No subtlety to the humor. The problem is that stupid people can't be funny.

GOD DAMN I REALLY HATE WAFFLES

What’s the easiest that CNN has ever gone on trump? Give examples. They are basically DNC campaign staff at this point.

At least Fox News wasn’t afraid to go after Obama.

Most of the media does nothing but trash Trump all day. CNN, MSNBC, ABC, WaPo, NYT, Twitter, Facebook. The list goes on and on.

Media matters throws a fucking fit when 1 or two outlets support the President.

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>the daily show is bad unless we do it, then it's okay
enjoy normalizing trannies next

I'm riding with Biden but I'm doing the driving.

Likely to least:
Minnesota
New Hampshire
Maine
Nevada
Colorado
New Jersey
New Mexico
Virginia
Connecticut
Oregon
Rhode Island
Delaware
Washington

The rest are never evers.

>dog faced

the most hilarious thing is that it will entirely be blue states that will be shut down til the election and they think this is how they will win, lmao

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>let’s force the dems to replace their guaranteed loser with cuomo or Michelle Obama, both of which would win in a landslide.

>fake
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/247294862/

>The problem is that stupid people can't be funny.
Yeah, just look at the state of the leftist media.

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THE JOEPEDO WILL SINK TRUMP
I love the smell of scared young girl's hair in the oval office

You've shown the chad.
Now show the lame faggot

What if instead of hooking you up to a ventilator, she just farted in the breathing tube?

>no you can see its real they used the democrat meme flag
absolute state

>Joe Biden isnt holding any more press conferences bud.. hes lost his goddamn mind, he physically cannot answer questions


Plus the entire Democratic Party grassroots is in revolt, not just against Biden or Hillary or the DNC, but even against AOC and Bernie and Tulsi for betraying the Progressive cause. Trump is just a distraction to the implosion going on in the Democratic Party. It's going to split in two or three antithetical parties by election day.

Ah, I see, jokes are a slippery slope in retard world.

>We

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you had posted those at me before but they will always be funny
like i don't think most people who consider themselves preppers actually understand what human beings need to live. they think some civil war would be like getting to live call of duty or that it would magically fix all the world's problems, as if economics would disappear and people would accept sitting on a porch stroking your shotgun is a job or something

in the event of a societal collapse, the stuff you would probably need is
>stockpiles of food, or a means of producing food like livestock or farmland
>a source of clean water
>shelter, land for it to be on and a means to maintain it
>various necessities, like soap, blankets, clothes, tools for repair/landwork, medicine, stuff for food storage like bottles and jars, etc.
>weaponry and ordinance to defend your belongings and yourself
>other people to help provide the skills and labor and defense that you cannot provide on your own (even if you are a jack of all trades, a mob can overpower a single person)
anything you lack, you need enough force to overpower someone else and take theirs for yourself, or some means of persuading them to work to your benefit. given the latter would be a mutual agreement in the form of exchange of labor, currency or goods, that would be a reformation of society and all the things people hope to escape

the funny thing is that this actually applies *regardless of societal collapse.* current society just has an oppressively huge force defending itself that is very difficult to overcome, and is clever enough to prevent you from reaching a one-sided agreement in your favor. and that's why preppers are pretty silly: if something happened that eliminated that overwhelming force, it'd either be them already doing it, or an even more fearsome power, whether it be a hyper deadly disease or a superior foreign opponent, and so the best solution is still subject to market forces and not just having guns

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they were just using the flag sarcastically

dilate faggot

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Father’s day is June 21st user. Sales will be great.

>this counts as edgy humor to trump supporters

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that is one rough looking tranny
>reade
what's his real semitic name

You are irrational and it's why you're unhappy.

Why on earth do you want Biden to step aside? Him leading the ticket guarantees four more years of Trump and if you think Dems would ever replace him with Bernie you are on drugs.

Trump's gonna win a second term sarcastically, I hope you kill yourself when it happens.

The goal would be to keep Biden but diminish voter turnout from the left

yeah it's happening

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CNN is literally working for the DNC

>Trump is just a distraction to the implosion going on in the Democratic Party. It's going to split in two or three antithetical parties by election day.
I think that's what puts a lot of the blue states in play. If half the Bernie voters fail to vote for Biden, Trump wins 350+ EVs.

>no one ever pretends to be someone they aren’t on Yas Forums

trumpsterfires: FAKE NEWS IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE
also trumpsterfires: oh is this our fake news this is funny and not at all bad

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>You are irrational
>said the tranny
Nice projection, faggot.

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Trumps home state is Florida

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You realize they label themselves a parody site, yes? Oh, wait, you're pretending to be retarded in hopes it upsets people. You don't have to stay sad, homie.

Joe the little girl finger fucker.

Imagine if California flipped.
You would pretty much have to kill every democrat politician though.

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So Biden actually grabbed her by the pussy and Don just talked about it? Oh dear .. oh dear. Oh NO NO NO NO.

THIS. if you dont listen to Q, you're lightyears behind

Newsflash. Drumpflstilkins is losing florida, too.

All these Joepedo's ITT. I hope this continues.

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>we as in Yas Forums
Okay, let me rephrase
IN THE PAST FOUR YEARS, -I- DID NOT SEE ANY OTHER POSTS ON Yas Forums, LET ALONE /ptg/ DISPARAGING MIKE PENCE AS PART OF THE ANTI-TRUMP JEWISH DEEP STATE ESTABLISHMENT UNTIL JUST THIS MORNING
Is that better?

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>Florida
and we are hard red, but for all the voter fraud in broward

>255301005
>1pbtid

>someone got paid to write this abortion of a joke

lol shut the fuck up nigger

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Never forget

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Same way the Onion ever "critcizes" anyone, retard.

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Inb4 “durrr but libtards love abortion” witty retort

of course pedos are for joe

Can you spot the selfie-taker, yarmulke, and Maryland bandana?

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Well then you're just a newfag. Back during the campaign there was a lot of concern that Pence was a bad pick at first, and then again during pussygate.