Brit/pol/ Robot Wars Edition

>Boris is Most Popular G7 Leader
order-order.com/2020/04/27/boris-popular-g7-leader/

>Coronavirus: Boris Johnson returning to work to face pressure over lifting lockdown measures
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-boris-johnson-returning-to-work-to-face-pressure-over-lifting-lockdown-measures-11978859

>Court action over Oxfordshire County Council's transgender policy
>Oxfordshire County Council's policy says transgender girls can share toilets, changing rooms and dormitories with girls.
>The council "utterly refutes" that its policy puts children at risk.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-52439496

>Coronavirus: Boris Johnson says this is moment of maximum risk
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52439348

>Boris Johnson's lockdown is the latest target for the right's angry culture warriors
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/27/lockdown-scepticism-culture-war-brexit

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>Why are so many young coronavirus patients suffering deadly strokes? Doctors fear the killer infection may cause the body to attack its own blood vessels and cause clots that cut off supply to the brain
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daily FAIL amirite?

You lads have been posting top editions lately

Lads, what is robot wars?

Inb4

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>Greggs to start reopening shops amid coronavirus lockdown
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OH
MY
GAWD

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People used to make their own remote controlled robots and put them in battle, proper kino stuff, miss it loads.

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Boris is EU puppet. He use EU tactics as he always be do. This virus fake and Boris don't did not have it to begin with he use it to be like Europen union, be as America and walk the beaches a new way

Splendid!

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>big fat brit fucks having strokes

Good

Bit like shitalian cocks fighting, little more civilized robbots
>You welcome!

OK Mick.

Don't know if the one here will survive, its main custom was office workers. they're mainly all working at home for the foreseeable .

Cockfighting is a spanish thing, I believe,

Bit rude in any case

>NHS rejects Apple-Google coronavirus app plan
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52441428

Paddy's reverse psychology 101, phailed
BoJo is based kikel, europoor/ niger hater

this

Labour voter here.

Can one of you Tories explain to me why you are such hypocrites? Years of attacking the NHS through budgetary starvation and privatisation, shutting down A&Es and GP surgeries, mysterious outsourcing of services to companies owned by your Tory mates. Yet now all of you are out clapping for my NHS and worshipping it, WHY? Explain to me, I am gobsmacked.

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Sad, but probably the highlight of my week at the time.
Even went to see it being filmed in some hangar at an airfield in Notts.
Had a quick chat with Based Craig having a cheeky fag after the filming
>comfy times

>bojo
>based
rolflamo

>DWP announces drafting of people on unemployment or who have been furloughed to work on fields.

>"The long-term unemployed are a great resource for our country. We are going to start demanding that those who are receiving universal credit or are furloughed go to work in fields to earn their money," stated a Downing Street spokesperson. "Those who are healthy yet refuse will no longer be eligible for government assistance."

Boris is going full Mao.

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>They're now taking questions from the public on the daily briefing
Oh boy can't wait for more rNHS

They need to update the guidance about walking on footpaths. Just saw a terrified mother pull her two children into a road with traffic rather than pass someone on a 1.5m wide footpath whilst screaming at the guy.

Should have done this a long time ago.

this is taking the bread out of honest, hardworking Romanian migrant workers mouths.

>Gambling firms to halt TV and radio advertising during lockdown
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Based then make them kill each other until only the strongest chav survives, then he will be remembered as the greatest but the last of his kind

Like that's going to make any difference anyway.

i want curry braps

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>rolflamo
Whilst it is embarrassing for none local to have such popularity, as he has. Based, even he is a cunning jew

BORDERS OPEN
MCDONALDS OPEN
PUBS SHUT
FINES FOR WALKING ALONE IN THE COUNTRY

>1 Minute Silence lads
dailymail.co.uk/news/coronavirus/article-8261707/Britain-hold-one-minutes-silence-11am-Tuesday-healthcare-workers-died.html

Shouldn't have been on TV and Radio to start with IMO. And I agree it won't make a difference now since they have had so long on TV and radio anyway.

he has done nothing based nor will he, everything said is just optics to slower boil the frog

time to clap

>women in government
Oh, you're getting your curry braps all over your quality of life instead of up your nose.

>RNHS RNHS RNHS
>PROTECT RNHS
>NATIONAL MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR RNHS
>CLAP FOR RNHS

fuck this country lad, ingsoc and rnhs are now interchangeable, its sickening.

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>Boris 'the boxer' Johnson is battling back to fitness but signs show he's still very much recovering, reveals body language expert - as TV doctor warns PM may be putting health at risk by returning to work so soon
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8261063/Boris-Johnson-presented-fighters-stance-addressed-nation-two-weeks-leaving-hospital.html
he's never going to be "fit" again. this virus causes permanent damage even in "mild" cases. boris spent days on a ventilator, his lungs, kidneys, liver, nerve cells and brain are all fucked. he's open to reinfection too.

Bit problematic to clap silently lad.
Sure as fuck gonna bang pots and pans tomorrow

where's the lad who said albania was a nuclear wasteland in the last thread

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255293732
He never went on a ventilator, you thick cunt.

Please fuck off doomfag

nah they can piss off, real wages or no deal

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I wanted to see if he'd turned black but kept the white hair, like a human pint of Guinness.

What is doomlad's goal?

No robot wars intro poem?
DROPPED

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based and looting period pilled

i hope the public question ministers on the lack of "recoveries" in the official figures.

Full on Aspergers.

Why do you think austerity was brought in mate? Who over-borrowed to keep their manifesto promises?

to cheat, to forge, to blackmail, to corrupt the minds of children, to distribute habit-forming drugs, to encourage prostitution, to disseminate venereal diseases

Nothing sad about that lad, one of the best things on telly as a child. That a craigs pal hosting Scrapheap Challenge

>proper job

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Dom Cumm is back on shitstirring duties worth mentioning

I don't know but I've been told, a big legged woman aint got no soul.

If only.

>attacking the NHS through privatisation
lets go back to nurses knitting bandages mate, you ridiculous nonthinking tit

Evening lads, NHSanon here, back from the hospital, big city trust in the norf. Numbers in ICU and total number of COVID patients down again. If the numbers continue dropping at this rate we will have none in a fortnight. If (as I suspect) the discharge rate increases then most of them will be home in a week. No PPE shortage, no NHS staff have died of COVID in my trust. Most of what you hear in the media is either an outright lie or a massive exaggeration based on the situation in one or two trusts. The real story is how well we have dealt with this situation, but all you ever hear is carping, then the same people have the nerve to go out and clap. It is, as always, a real redpill to see how a situation you have personal knowledge of gets reported in the media.

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Boris Johnson is expected to announce plans for how Britain's coronavirus lockdown could be eased as early as this week after he returned to Downing Street on Sunday night to take control of the virus crisis.

On Monday morning, the Prime Minister will chair his first meeting of the Covid-19 "war cabinet" since he was taken to hospital more than three weeks ago, and is ready to resume his role hosting the televised Number 10 press conferences.

Allies have hinted that he could decide to "modify" elements of the lockdown before the May 7 deadline and is increasingly bullish about the possibility of altering restrictions if scientific advice allows.

Boris is under immense pressure from Tory back-benchers and donors, with one top donor, a multi-billionaire based in finance, threatening to finance the opposition if Boris Johnson doesn't back down.

I read some of his stuff, most of it is bollocks.when he really starts sperging out I filter him.

dick strawbridge's mustache

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>WHY? Explain to me, I am gobsmacked.

hypocrisy and seizing the moment.

Nothing on robot wars m8 razor is the GOAT

Oh well lol

the strokes are probably caused by the malaria genome that they inserted into SARS-CoV-2. it can "stick" to red blood cells.

Why are Jews like this?

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larp

That seems to tie up with my best mates wife he works in A&E in the Midul, she said this weekend it was really quiet for a sunny weekend mostly old people being brought in that had fallen off ladders cutting their hedge or cleaning the gutters.