/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3482

>UK doctors issue urgent alert as coronavirus-linked health problems ‘may be emerging in children’
independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-children-illness-nhs-doctor-warning-health-alert-a9485441.html

So... Does it affect children?

reposting from last thread because dead muslims
youtube.com/watch?v=twHa-P8cvYc

How to know if your blood is clotting before you have a heart attack or aneurysm?
Does an oxymeter detect it?

Is Bill our guys lads? I could extend an alliance proposal to him and the baby eating elites on behalf of the NEETs on /cvg/.

We will stop redpilling the NPC normies in exchange for us being exempt from the forced microchip vaccinations along with an increase in our NEETbux.

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nth for coronachan will drown hundreds of millions in her love

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Die mutt

Yes open up and let it spike again. Come on wagies.

3 mil reached finally. How long until 4?

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>I don't care that
means
>I can't reason and rationalize
means
>I'm a retarded shill, someone kill me, copypasting this shit is tiresome and I can't live on 80 cents per post

lol it's not gonna "spike" again. It never spiked in the first place. It was literally a regular flu season.

You may get some weird pain in different bodies die to less blood flow. Parts of your body may be less warm.

2 weeks

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Where is that?

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Two weeks

He's right this isn't youtube comments.
Neck yourself.

TAKE the Q user challenge and inject bleach today!

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when did he go from 'that computer nerd' to 'the leading force in depopulation and forced vaccines'?.

Nth indeed

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 989,838 (55,497) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 197,675 (26,644) #4 France 162,100 (22,856) #5 Germany 158,142 (5,985) #6 United Kingdom 152,840 (20,732) #7 Turkey 110,130 (2,805) #8 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #9 Russia 87,147 (794) #10 China 82,830 (4,633) #11 Brazil 63,328 (4,298) #12 Canada 47,319 (2,617) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 Switzerland 29,164 (1,640) #16 India 28,380 (886) #17 Peru 27,517 (728) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 19,262 (1,087) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 18,811 (144) #23 Israel 15,466 (202) #24 Austria 15,274 (549) #25 Mexico 14,677 (1,351) #26 Singapore 14,423 (12) #27 Japan 13,441 (372) #28 Chile 13,331 (189) #29 Pakistan 13,328 (281) #30 Poland 11,761 (539) #31 Romania 11,339 (631) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 South Korea 10,738 (243) #35 United Arab Emirates 10,349 (76)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,198 (+47) #2 Spain +2,793 (+331) #3 United States +2,678 (+84) #4 Saudi Arabia +1,289 (+5) #5 Iran +991 (+96) #6 Mexico +835 (+46) #7 Belarus +826 (+3) #8 Belgium +553 (+113) #9 Bangladesh +497 (+7) #10 India +490 (+5) #11 Brazil +469 (+27) #12 Canada +424 (+57) #13 Netherlands +400 (+43) #14 Ukraine +392 (+11) #15 Germany +372 (+9) #16 Romania +303 (+12) #17 Sweden +286 (+80) #18 Panama +241 (+6) #19 Serbia +233 (+6) #20 Indonesia +214 (+22) #21 Kuwait +213 (+2) #22 Philippines +198 (+10) #23 Afghanistan +172 (+7) #24 Portugal +163 (+25) #25 Dominican Republic +158 (+4) #26 Poland +144 (+4) #27 Denmark +123 (+5) #28 Finland +119 (+3) #29 Switzerland +103 (+30) #30 Bolivia +84 (+4) #31 Hungary +83 (+8) #32 Moldova +73 (+5) #33 Bulgaria +63 (+2) #34 Armenia +62 (+1) #35 Austria +49 (+7)…

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>no thicc bootie braçuca
good meme , but not quite accurate
7/10

Propably another ~10 days

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>going on 60k deaths
>with quarantine
>muh nothingburger

Even if you open up the economy it won't have the same level as economic activity as before. Almost nobody wants to go to restaurants, movies, or anywhere where people congregate in large numbers. So economic activity will be reduced.

Retard

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Equador. They set him on fire

It's just a clump of platelets that finally dislodges and flows to a tighter spot
You'll get pain if it's in a less dangerous region like clogging your leg veins but if it's blocking the heart valves gg

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CHINA MENACES AUSTRALIA WITH AN ECONOMIC BOYCOTT OF 2 BILLION DOLLARS IF THEY TRY TO PUSH A GLOBAL INVESTIGATION FROM WHERE THE VIRUS CAME FROM
>CHINA MENACES AUSTRALIA WITH AN ECONOMIC BOYCOTT OF 2 BILLION DOLLARS IF THEY TRY TO PUSH A GLOBAL INVESTIGATION FROM WHERE THE VIRUS CAME FROM
CHINA MENACES AUSTRALIA WITH AN ECONOMIC BOYCOTT OF 2 BILLION DOLLARS IF THEY TRY TO PUSH A GLOBAL INVESTIGATION FROM WHERE THE VIRUS CAME FROM
>CHINA MENACES AUSTRALIA WITH AN ECONOMIC BOYCOTT OF 2 BILLION DOLLARS IF THEY TRY TO PUSH A GLOBAL INVESTIGATION FROM WHERE THE VIRUS CAME FROM
CHINA MENACES AUSTRALIA WITH AN ECONOMIC BOYCOTT OF 2 BILLION DOLLARS IF THEY TRY TO PUSH A GLOBAL INVESTIGATION FROM WHERE THE VIRUS CAME FROM
>CHINA MENACES AUSTRALIA WITH AN ECONOMIC BOYCOTT OF 2 BILLION DOLLARS IF THEY TRY TO PUSH A GLOBAL INVESTIGATION FROM WHERE THE VIRUS CAME FROM
CHINA MENACES AUSTRALIA WITH AN ECONOMIC BOYCOTT OF 2 BILLION DOLLARS IF THEY TRY TO PUSH A GLOBAL INVESTIGATION FROM WHERE THE VIRUS CAME FROM

>theage.com.au/politics/federal/australia-could-lose-billions-from-chinese-government-boycott-threat-20200427-p54nmh.html

Foreign Minister Marise Payne on Monday slapped down China's unprecedented threat of economic retaliation for the Morrison government's push for a global review into the origin and handling of COVID-19, as national security experts warned Australia needed to reduce our economic reliance on our biggest export market.

WORLD WAR THREE INCOMING

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>2 million cases gained in 20 days while the world was in lockdown
time to open

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>weird pain
>parts of your body (which?) may (?) be less warm

it's fucked then, you can only know after you drop unconscious.

>Hey kids. Wanna /ss/?

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Based Bong Cunt

all americans deserve to die. fuck them all

>The whole world basically on lockdown.
>iDs A NuhDiNg BuRGuR1!1!!!one!111! u STooPEEd AnONs!1!eleven!!
Keep crying. Your tears are delicious.

Nuke China now!

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youtube.com/watch?v=7xkBm8-OZPA&t=1031s

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Anyone aware of benefits from spicy food re corona? Could it do something at least in theory? Like reducing viral load in the mouth?

>forced microchip vaccinations
Blue Screen of Death

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>t. struggling bartender who needs their tips

Lol, imagine the bants if AUSTRALIA was the one to get us into WW3.

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nuke america. they must be punished for creating this virus. No such thing as an innocent american

How long before farmers start gassing their livestock?

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This is a big fucking nothingburger. Give it up happening and /cvg/ faggots. 0.6% death rate!

youtube.com/watch?v=F1eAFEBiQMs
livescience.com/death-rate-lower-than-estimates.html
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30243-7/fulltext
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0320_article

We've got a new issue now because of these shutdowns - food shortages, rising unemployment, increasing poverty (if these lockdowns continue for months), inflation and probably hunger and looting due to the food shortages. I hate to say it but Yas Forums has helped (((them))) usher in their NWO dreams into motion.

>b-b-but 0.6% of 7 billion is 46,200,000
the-hospitalist.org/hospitalist/article/218769/coronavirus-updates/covid-19-update-transmission-5-or-less-among-close

No faggot, more like 5%-10% of the whole human population but keep shilling /cvg/tards. I'm sure you creating /cvg/ threads and having fantasies of a Mad Max world where you're a STALKER scavenger protagonist like in your vidya gaymes is gonna give meaning to your life.

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please don't let us down abbo's

Be real with me bros.. Should I start to consider prepping?

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spot the 80 cent warrior

>our economy
The economy is still running user. Or by economy do you mean nigger shoe squeak and buying overpriced food And cocktails in a crowded space?

>world bants 1
Would be a funny happening.

>20 years of poverty for the next generation

Or

>Bunch of old as fuck boomers and healthcare system leeches die?

Either choice I'm sitting fine financially, personally so I dont have a personal dog in the fight. That being said I think the choice is very clear.

If we reopen now we might have this economically turned around in a few years provided no commies drag us into a cesspool of no productivity.

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I don't understand why... If they're innocent then there's nothing to be afraid of.

The webm
>yfw when aussie shitposting causes ww3

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>less deaths then the seasonal flu
Sure we are mr China man.

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Well, fuck them with taking the first posts.

god i just want everything to crash and burn just a pure destruction of neoliberalism

Is Australia covered by NATO article 5 due to being part of the Royal British commonwealth?

We literally just need to open the economy back up.

I don't care if some old boomers die, I'd rather that then spend half my life in misery once the economic system breaks down.

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Checked

i been out these threads for 2 weeks, how the fuck it's at 3m? it was only at 1.5m when i left and how the hell did burgers when up to 55k deaths thats way more than shitaly and i think that mutts have less time with coronochan than italy

and is trump finally reopening next month?

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wait until tonight's evening news. Wednesday's at the latest.

▶ 2 new deaths in Isle of Man
▶ 5 new cases in Cyprus
▶ 6 new cases in Eswatini
▶ 248 new cases and 20 new deaths in Egypt
▶ 27 new cases and 4 new deaths in Norway

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He was never a computer nerd. He was a ruthless businessman who crushed his competition for decades and built one of the worlds largest companies while changing life as we know it.

I get it user. Don't worry, it's like you believe, the chances of dying of this are pretty slim. Not that slim when it gets to your brain (as it seems to be your case) but let us have hope that you will survive.

>ss poster has nothing after 4 months
>I got my fetish in January without even asking and more is still being made
Life realy isn't fair, huh?

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Yes. Honestly you should prep even if coronavirus didn't happen. Pandemics are an inevitability in the long run. Political upheaval and disaster are also possibilities.

>guiz after 4 months Coronachan has killed almost as many people as usually die in one day!
>it's really happening!
>based corporate media can be trusted!

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I want everything to crash and burn. No survivors. Where the fuck are the meteors when you need them.

That's right, cis bigots. Become a tranny RIGHT NOW or die of Corona!

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>two more weeks bro!

a couple states started reopening today

>thinks the economy won't be fucked after a whole generation of middle aged people get Alzheimer 5-10 years from now
>not to mention half of the population is with life-long fucked up lungs and has to spend way more in healthcare

>and is trump finally reopening next month?
Hopefully yes

>Corona: 200k dead in 4 months
>Flu: 600k die per year.
>The virus will be inactive during summer.
>Corona will return back to the menu at autumn
>That means another 150-200k till the end of the year.
> 400k corona vs 600k flu
OH NO-NO-NO, CORONABROS! WE GOT TOO COCKY!

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IT'S HAPPEDING

sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Exclusive-Autopsy-report-of-first-known-15226422.php

So heart explosions are also now part of the nothing burger.

Two kinds of people in the world user, problem solvers and the rest. Solvers get to manifest some form of destiny, the rest will always dream about what if. The economy has no say in that, it's just a vessel among many others.

EBBIN GUD....
Seems that Tony Swalloalltheway and ERYK Bagshit are on track with the push for WAR.

Who said Corona was a nothingburger again ?

*Need to know more intensifies*

>the economy is still running

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So it's true then

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How does your wife's bull feel?

good

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Yes, it's going to slow down for sure.
Just two more weeks, bro.

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i don't want meteors i want to live long enough to revel in the collapse.I want people to realize how pointless their existence in neoliberalism was.

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Universe fucking with us

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Imagine Wer removed all the actions against Corona. With this exponential growth, it would kill that many in less time.
Exponential growth is awesome.

It's speeding up in spite of lockdowns. 2/3 of infected and 3/4 of deaths are just from this month

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We just got out of summer, it wasn't inactive.

It's actually less active now that it's colder and everyone is forced to stay indoors.

>open it up
Its BEEN opened up people are just going to "essential" businesses more often.

my city's cases jump and then flatlined, I dont know what to make of this.

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can someone post the cvg movie list?

use an archive, nig

>only beginning prepping at the end of april
i hope you're baiting user

>Australia has been warned by the Chinese ambassador that it could face an economic hit if it does not back down from a push into the nation’s handling of the coronavirus
What are you trying to hide Chang? Are you afraid of something?

>3482 threads
>people still compare high-end estimates to confirmed deaths
the desperation

Imagine beliving offifal numbers. Especially chineese numbers

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No

I legitimately can't tell if you're just memeing or if you're so stupid you don't recognize that the world around you is facing complete economic meltdown and is getting worse and worse as the lockdowns are extended.

Ok but here's the thing.
What are we losing from an economic downturn? As of now, and for the foreseeable future, the food supply is secure, as is the water supply, and public utilities are all stable. The resources are all there. The only losers in an economic downturn so far are luxury industries that aren't needed for societal stability.
The only issue with an economic downturn is the idea that people won't have the money needed to buy into the supply of resources. And the government is more than capable of supplying capital if it comes to that. You know as well as I do how the monetary system we run means they can do that without blinking, since they did so for airliners and are going to do so for oil soon.

at birth

>comparing confirmed kills to estimates
What are you doing here? Go support your country's economy

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It's called 'the weekend' it's a thing where less people work at the hospitals so there's less testing and therefore less results before the monday spike.

>t. Struggling tattoo artists who can’t make ends meet

And here most of us so called middle class fucks can't even buy a house

When did you realize that communism was right pol?

Desperation is all nothingfags have left at this point

Sorry Chang but we are gonna send some rods from God to Beijing before you can even gurgle out to your Chinese Alexa device to launch a retaliatory strike.

Was there ever any fucking doubt?

come on guys anyone have the movie list

FT article saying mortality levels increased by 60% across 14 countries
ft.com/content/6bd88b7d-3386-4543-b2e9-0d5c6fac846c
archive.is/GZrxv

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
tHIS QUARANTINE ISDRIVING ME NUTS!

youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

Why is everyone making such a scene? He just wants to vibe. Let him vibe, bro.

The blackpill is the best pill.

▶ 17 new cases and 2 new deaths in Greece

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I'm actually working remote and your country outsources its job to mine to save on costs. Sucks to be you amerifat.

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they can't cope with reality and the only way for them to feel better is to try and nothingburger it away

>muh ecksponenshull growth

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>You haven't been putting a small portion of your income into canned goods, PHYSICAL precious metals, cash, weapons and ammo, and basic hygiene supplies for the last few years.

Fucking FEMA has been screaming for a god damn decade or more than the average american should build as close to a years income as possible in savings, have a 3month stockpile of food and hygiene products and if possible a backup generator w/ either 4 weeks supply of fuel ready or connected to natural gas lines (incase of widespread electricity failures due to massive storm damage).

For everyone of you fuckers who is unprepared and incapable of sheltering in place it takes 10 of us assholes to run the logistics needed to set up and save your asses and ~12,000usd per person for the first week of response.

>t. CERFP trainer, we end up training with CDC and FEMA for other disasters as an aside.

>"HEY WE STARTED HAVING SLIGHTLY LESS CASES PER DAY!"
>"QUICK OPEN EVERYTHING"

Why are Burgers so retarded.

>Either choice I'm sitting fine financially
t. Furloughed Waiter who is missing his tip money

Indeed
Hey argiebro, just wanted to thank you for bringing these updates to the thread

FUCK THE CCP
FREE THE TIBET
TAIWAN IS THE REAL CHINA