I have been reading prison stories and have come to the conclusion that the best thing for society is to kill most criminals.
“I worked county corrections for a decade and I’ve seen some truly disturbing shit. A few that stuck with me are: Had a mentally ill man get arrested and brought into our facility. He was saying some pretty off the wall things so the Sergeant had us strip him down to his birthday suit and place him in the padded cell so he couldn’t harm himself. Fast forward a couple hours and this guy’s mental state, combined with the drugs he used, was rapidly deteriorating and becoming incredibly violent.
This guy suddenly believes he has diamonds embedded in his colon. He believes if he can get them out, he can bribe us with the diamonds and we will set him free. Slowly but surely this guy starts shoving his hand up his ass. We are well into night shift and don’t have the staff to do an extraction, so we call for backup from the street deputies. Backup is 30 minutes out.
This guy manages to get his entire fist into his ass halfway up to the forearm. He then rips his hand out really fast. Following his hand was a torrent of blood and shit. He immediately shoves his hand right back up and pulls out again, increasing the amount of blood and shit spraying out his ass. He repeatedly does this while backup arrives and gets suited up into PPE. Extraction plans are laid out for a forcible removal to the hospital, EMS units are on standby.
While everyone is stacking up on the door this guy goes for the gold. He goes deeper and with a final Hail Mary pulls for all its worth. Outcomes his hand with a large piece of flesh in it, following that was a large pile of his innards. With a gut pile laying on the floor and intestines running from the pile back into his ass, we enter the cell.
The guy starts fighting us. We manage to pin him to the floor and restrain him. Every one of us is covered in this guy’s shit and blood. His ass is still bleeding like a spigot. EMS staff comes in and puts his guts in a bucket, doctor had came in and forced him under with a sedative. EMS put him on a gurney, put the bucket of guts on top of his stomach and hauled him off to the hospital. Guy ended up surviving with a one-way ticket to the state hospital (mental ward).
Blake Walker
> He shoved a screw in a kid’s eyeball and said, ‘I’m-a make you a pirate.’
“I had a neighbor who was a CO at a juvenile prison in my city. There was a new kid at the prison one day, he was apparently very shy and very quiet. He had the misfortune of sharing a cell with one of the more violent inmates. His second night there, his cellmate unscrewed a screw from a bench, and sat on his bed in the middle of the night. When he woke up, he said ‘I’m-a make you a pirate,’ and shoved the screw into the new kid’s eye. My neighbor was the first CO to respond to the kid’s calls for help. When asked why he shoved a screw in the new kid’s eye, he claimed that he looked at him the wrong way. That’s a pretty fucked-up situation if you ask me, and not one I’d like to deal with under any circumstances.
Ryan Butler
> We stood there in a lake of blood watching a man pull his guts from himself. part 1
“The worst thing I have ever encountered was an incident that still haunts me today. Before I start, I’d like to just quickly give you a rundown on our count procedures. We run our evening meal around 4:10 pm every day. After the offenders leave the mess hall they are escorted back to their housing unit followed by a facility master count. One part of my specific job duty in my facility is to run the evening meal in our second mess hall. After the meal had ended I was counting the plastic ware when all of a sudden my radio chirps to life. It was my area Sergeant calling for me but I could immediately tell by his tone that something was wrong. I quickly lock up my plastic ware and call him on the phone. In a surprisingly frantic voice, he asks me if I had seen a specific offender during the evening meal. This offender used to work with me in my area so I knew him well. He always ate chow and I realized that I did not, in fact, see him today. My Sergeant informs me that he is missing….. I tell him that he works in our industry building and so my sergeant tells me to grab my Roundsman keys and search that area. I run down the hallways to the front of the facility where our equipment is kept, I grab my two massive key rings and dash down the hallways a second time towards the yard. On my way outside I pass another officer and he asks me what’s going on. I simply just look at him and tell him, ‘We’re missing one’ my fellow officer joins me and we head over to the industry building. As I unlock the front door to the dark industrial type building we are hit with the strongest smell of copper/metal and immediately recognize the familiar scent of blood.
Juan Rodriguez
are you typing these by hand?
Dylan Turner
Sounds hot
Connor Williams
C- come back! I was going to say I’d enough Yas Forums, but, a story is a story.
Jacob Mitchell
These are great
John Adams
Man, I overate at lunch. Reading this made me want to puke.
Brody Walker
>Guy ended up surviving I wonder how many millions of dollars was wasted managing that feat.
Lurk moar. I used to snack while lurking goatse threads on Yas Forums in 2004
Isaiah Nelson
Where the hell are you OP? Get back in here!
Jonathan Thompson
Only a newfag would say that. Rope yourself Chaim
Gavin Fisher
Only newfags call others newfags.
Evan Perry
Hello newfag
Jayden Edwards
What'd you have for lunch in POORtugal
Samuel Johnson
How the fuck can you survive that? Also that story while remarkable, made me physically uncomfortable.
Parker Cruz
Do go on.
Adam Taylor
Im gonna fist my asshole to get diamonds.
Easton Allen
I seen a man get beat, stripped naked then ko’d. The COs started walking by the range so he stopped for a moment. They passed and he had his head beaten in with a sock full of dominoes . Pretty sure he died. Another time a dude knew he was green lit so instead of checkin into pc he stuck a nail in his belly button and with his fingers,ripped his skin open . The COs, tossed a cuffed dude down stairs and stomped the inmates body so bad he had internal bleeding Lots of stabbing a, people getting their tendons cut. Prison even in southern Ontario Leaf land it’s brutal.
Mason Russell
Russian Salad. No mayo, but I ate a shitton of it, and the vegetables were somewhat raw. Unfortunately I don't have the digestive system of a herbivore and thus I'm nauseous
TLDR DEALING WITH CRIME The more serious habitual criminals and the incurably insane are sentenced to death in the lethal gas chambers by the courts
The Urantia book
>[Paper :Section. Paragraph] >[72:10.1] The methods of this people in dealing with crime, insanity, and degeneracy, while in some ways pleasing, will, no doubt, in others prove shocking to most Urantians. Ordinary criminals and the defectives are placed, by sexes, in different agricultural colonies and are more than self-supporting. The more serious habitual criminals and the incurably insane are sentenced to death in the lethal gas chambers by the courts. Numerous crimes aside from murder, including betrayal of governmental trust, also carry the death penalty, and the visitation of justice is sure and swift.
>[72:10.2] These people are passing out of the negative into the positive era of law. Recently they have gone so far as to attempt the prevention of crime by sentencing those who are believed to be potential murderers and major criminals to life service in the detention colonies. If such convicts subsequently demonstrate that they have become more normal, they may be either paroled or pardoned. The homicide rate on this continent is only one per cent of that among the other nations.
> [72:10.3] Efforts to prevent the breeding of criminals and defectives were begun over one hundred years ago and have already yielded gratifying results. There are no prisons or hospitals for the insane. For one reason, there are only about ten per cent as many of these groups as are found on Urantia(Earth).
Two other officers now arrive on the scene as we all round the corner the floor is completely covered in a flowing river of blood. We aim our flashlights and see a body lying in one of the trough sinks. He is shirtless and motionless the only sound is the clanging of old heating pipes and the running hot water overflowing from the sink the offender is laying in. We call over the radio for medical and request an ambulance when all of a sudden the man we presumed dead sits up from his bloody bath and raises his left arm, we can see that he had cut his wrist to the bone. He looks at us and says, ‘You guys are about to see some weird shit’ that is when we see his right hand is physically in his stomach and he starts pulling out his intestines. Horrified we all stood in silence, seconds felt like an eternity as we stood there in a lake of blood watching a man pull his guts from himself. We calmly tell him to stop, that help is on the way and we ask him who did this? He simply responds, ‘I did this to myself, I have to get the orb out of me’ one of the officers with us finally manages to find the breaker for the lights and that’s when the whole picture of carnage can be seen. Blood everywhere. handprints, smears, overflowing blood water covering the majority of the floor we also notice he had stabbed himself in the neck. We manage to get him to stop removing the rest of his intestines, we remove the clogged drain and take out the scrap metal he used to hurt himself. we wrap him in blankets so that his intestines don’t fall on the floor when we transfer him to a gurney… the Ambulance arrives and we can hear the helicopter zoom overhead to the landing pad across the street. Because of our quick action, we managed to save his life but that kind of trauma will be with me for the rest of my career. It’s something I don’t ever wish to see again.”
Adrian Adams
That's bullshit but I believe it.
Grayson Price
Did you accept the bribe tho?
Eli Morgan
> Every time this guy breathed his whole fucking face was moving in and out because it was crushed so severely
“I worked at a level 5 prison (with level 3 mental health)…we had a guy in a mental health building and all the other inmates swore he was an informant for the warden, so the other guys proceeded to beat this guy with a broken broomstick, they beat his face so bad that they crushed most of his bone structure in his face and his left eye popped out, now this may not sound so bad at first, but what ended up fucking with me was when I transported this guy to the hospital every time this guy breathed his whole fucking face was moving in and out because it was crushed so severely.”
Jordan Gutierrez
>these people can be rehabilitated We need to bring back gladiator games, or swift axes. Nothing else.
Wyatt Martinez
>inmate able to hide > he finds scrap metal > likely on drugs
you didnt "save a life," you failed to do your job multiple times over
Adam Ross
Why don't you just go get a real job that produces value instead of participating in an obviously corrupt system designed to profit off of incarceration? I wouldn't even consider working in a prison. Whether you're a guard or a prisoner you're still wasting your life in a prison surrounded by criminals. You might really want to examine your motivation for taking the job in the first place.
Aaron Brooks
doing the job that newfag OP should have done in the first place
