/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3481

► Detected: 3,014,895 (+21,633) ► Died: 207,928 (+1,013) ► Day: 109 (-12:13:08)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,595 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
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Hispanics and blacks account for most deaths in California
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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Archive of content deleted by China
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory

>ARCHIVE
20% become critically ill with hypoxia or respiratory failure
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Virus spreads before symptoms up to 12 days after "recovery"
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Virus inhibits body's immune function
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SARS-CoV survivors were significantly impaired
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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"Red Dawn" emails show slow response from US despite warnings
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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Reports of undercounted "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico
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>LATEST
▶ 756 new cases and 12 new deaths in the United States
▶ 469 new cases and 27 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 233 new cases and 6 new deaths in Serbia
▶ 48 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 123 new cases and 5 new deaths in Denmark
▶ 33 new cases and 1 new death in Azerbaijan
▶ 1289 new cases and 5 new deaths in Saudi Arabia
▶ 13 new cases and 4 new deaths in the Republic of North Macedonia
▶ 3 new cases in Cabo Verde

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If it were a burger, would it have nothing?

Get back to me on that, anons.

I love you guys

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Just who are these people that spend all day pushing the narrative that anyone who is afraid of getting the virus is dumb, or a "pussy" or a "bootlicker?"
An unknown virus spread by a foreign entity should sound alarm bells in any right-leaning person. Instead they hide behind delusion instead of facing the truth.
It's all so tiresome.

Yeah all the meat packing plants are shut.

Also loving these cozy corona threads.

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Love you too based mikubro

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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GIANT ASS BIG OCTOPUS IN VENICE
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>OMG GUYS CHECK OUT THIS MSM FEARMONGERING CLICKBAIT! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!

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US population 328 Million

5.5 Million tests
953k positive = 17%
17% of 328 Million = 55.76M
53k deaths
0.095% death rate

Time to open up the economy folks. The math is clear and the sun is back.

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Brent crude oil crashing again

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How do they know we are gone?

>An unknown virus spread by a foreign entity should sound alarm bells in any right-leaning person
winner winner chicken dinner. right wing generally correlates with higher sensitivity to disgust. It only further proves the point that the so called "right" are not at all what they say. They are faux right capitalist stooges that support the ongoing liberal revolution.

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Praise be to the Crowned Princess of Plague!
Coof-ify all those who would oppose us.

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The stupidity of this post indicates a startlingly low IQ, which can only mean one thing, you’re a “new German”.

You're a big burger.

sound and vibrations

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 987,916 (55,425) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 197,675 (26,644) #4 France 162,100 (22,856) #5 Germany 157,946 (5,984) #6 United Kingdom 152,840 (20,732) #7 Turkey 110,130 (2,805) #8 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #9 Russia 87,147 (794) #10 China 82,830 (4,633) #11 Brazil 63,328 (4,298) #12 Canada 46,895 (2,560) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 Switzerland 29,164 (1,640) #16 India 27,977 (884) #17 Peru 27,517 (728) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 19,262 (1,087) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 18,811 (144) #23 Israel 15,466 (202) #24 Austria 15,274 (549) #25 Mexico 14,677 (1,351) #26 Singapore 14,423 (12) #27 Japan 13,441 (372) #28 Chile 13,331 (189) #29 Pakistan 13,328 (281) #30 Poland 11,761 (539) #31 Romania 11,339 (631) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 South Korea 10,738 (243) #35 United Arab Emirates 10,349 (76)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,198 (+47) #2 Spain +2,793 (+331) #3 Saudi Arabia +1,289 (+5) #4 Iran +991 (+96) #5 Mexico +835 (+46) #6 Belarus +826 (+3) #7 United States +756 (+12) #8 Belgium +553 (+113) #9 Bangladesh +497 (+7) #10 Brazil +469 (+27) #11 Netherlands +400 (+43) #12 Ukraine +392 (+11) #13 Romania +303 (+12) #14 Sweden +286 (+80) #15 Panama +241 (+6) #16 Serbia +233 (+6) #17 Indonesia +214 (+22) #18 Kuwait +213 (+2) #19 Philippines +198 (+10) #20 Germany +176 (+8) #21 Afghanistan +172 (+7) #22 Portugal +163 (+25) #23 Poland +144 (+4) #24 Denmark +123 (+5) #25 Switzerland +103 (+30) #26 India +87 (+3) #27 Bolivia +84 (+4) #28 Hungary +83 (+8) #29 Armenia +62 (+1) #30 Austria +49 (+7) #31 Bosnia & Herzegovina +49 (+1) #32 Malaysia +40 (+1) #33 Honduras +34 (+2) #34 Azerbaijan +33 (+1) #35 Guatemala +27 (+2)…

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Just checking you guys didn’t forget that THIS IS CAUSING FIPV LIKE SYNDROME IN KIDS AND SHIT IS TOTALLY FUCKED.

There is a more important matter at hand

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dont do elderberry user, youre gonna melt your lungs

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Less noise and pollution.

Is brown rice+onions sauce+beans a good food?

50k/1m = 5%

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Dogs puking I their ass

Pics of Boris Johnson having passionate sex with Margaret Thatcher’s skeleton.

Do you know up to what year this activates?

When will we start seeing first dead children?

elderberry is fine as long as you are not sick. It should be part of prophylaxis. Once sick discontinue and up the quercetin. One study showed it was well tolerated up to 5000mg/day.

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>archive.is/MGJrW
in the US, I think it has to do with IQ level. There are low IQ people on both sides of the political spectrum. The low IQ left follows orders from experts and official sources, while on the right they rely on heuristics, such as 'don't trust the government'
all of the right wing media that I normal follow are saying it's a nothing burger and will allow for tyranny. This is their fall back heuristic bc they are low IQ and can't generate new ideas based on new, unexpected events.
It ultimately exposes a deep contradiction in American politics (and liberal democratic west in general, "muh liberties") which is why I think we are heading towards a soviet style collapse in the US. In 5-10 years it will be known as the former United States, I'm not expecting any warfare inside the country, just a decline and fall of a major political order.

>#9 Russia 87,147 (794)
You can slow down now ivan

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Takes about six months in cats.

Just got back from an 8 hour work day at the deli

Ask me anything

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Checked.
Also, is it just me, or has Corona-chan completely thrown all 'normal'political associations out the window?

you can run for a good while on that. add some pasta, A TON of peanut butter, and various beans.

also, protip- dont spread it too much, faggots- but stock up on various onions alternatives.

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JUST IN
>Dormagener Gymnasium für Abiturienten wieder geschlossen
rp-online.de/nrw/landespolitik/corona-verdacht-gymnasium-in-dormagen-fuer-abiturienten-wieder-geschlossen_aid-50256773

WTF NRW
>we open schools again
next day
>forced to close school again because of covid
yeah, big brain here.

Really

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Yes, but I'd add a bit of garlic

Those numbes are probably made-up.

Well said.

They’re going for the first place. The next Cold War will be a corona war between America and Russia.

whats that? the truth is making your indoctrinated peabrain go ouchie? awww

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Any news on trumpbux? I might be forced to steal or go to foodbank soon, foodbank sounds like death trap

Cat guy is back

So kids will have their tests next year?

Called in sick and had too much edibles whats your plan for the evening

>Onions
Did you mean to type “brown rice+s o y sauce+beans?

real Yas Forums is /cvg/ atm, the rest is either slide threads or trumptards.

▶ 490 new cases and 5 new deaths in India
▶ 119 new cases and 3 new deaths in Finland

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except for the part where youre asymptomatic for a good while before showing symptoms. i think any discontinuation will be too late, and even if not, its not like you discontinue it and it flushes out from your body the next day.
im not a doc, but i wouldnt ever risk elderberry.
you want your immune sys not too strong or too weak form what i gather.

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NWO shills who want you to get the disease and die. Engineer bio weapon for global depopulation has been a goal for them for over a century.

>Kim's sister is very cute!

THE CUTE!!!!

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As in there's more cases or less?

If you want to visit India, now is the chance. Indians being forced to stay indoors mean the cleaners have had time to finally scoop all of the poop off the streets.

I'll be nice and say lumchan

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Sometimes I feel like... Im a plague doctor
Sometimes I feel like... this is the end
In the city of demons
The city of whore thots
I'm never lonely
Cuz I am a NEET
I NEVER WANNA FEEL
LIKE A WAGIE

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Your mom

onions? am i fucking retarded? i meant onions/joylent/huel

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some people wont be getting trumpbux until september

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>close country for two months and it's gone

wow, what a nothingburger

>Tfw started feeling lonely after all this time staying at home
Will Corona-chan be my gf at least?

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