/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3480

>Belgium deaths surpasses Germany
>Krauts believe this

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Got the message my home office is going to end in May.
I don't want to got back to the office.
At home I'm comfy and safe, out there are the coofers.

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Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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Wait you're STILL going on about the corona-meme?
wow

Don't worry bro, I will get infected and update daily until death.

fuck off you sad anal cunts. this virus is a hoax well done for crashing the whole economy. i hope you neets neck yourselves

when will corona chan mutate into futa?

youtube.com/watch?v=8kkBseVTUow

god i love americans

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>flag
You're not taiwanese

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my deadly virus cant be this cute

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She already is with locks in place. We got 2/3 of all cases snd 3/4 of all deaths in just this month. Imagine if restrictions were not there

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What the fuck is wrong with America?

But vaccines also work by having your body produce antibodies, right?

We’re so close bros

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:O

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how many threads has Gary been gone? four threads? five?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 987,322 (55,415) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 197,675 (26,644) #4 France 162,100 (22,856) #5 Germany 157,946 (5,984) #6 United Kingdom 152,840 (20,732) #7 Turkey 110,130 (2,805) #8 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #9 Russia 87,147 (794) #10 China 82,830 (4,633) #11 Brazil 63,100 (4,286) #12 Canada 46,895 (2,560) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 Switzerland 29,164 (1,640) #16 India 27,977 (884) #17 Peru 27,517 (728) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 19,262 (1,087) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 17,522 (139) #23 Israel 15,466 (202) #24 Austria 15,274 (549) #25 Mexico 14,677 (1,351) #26 Singapore 14,423 (12) #27 Japan 13,441 (372) #28 Chile 13,331 (189) #29 Pakistan 13,328 (281) #30 Poland 11,761 (539) #31 Romania 11,339 (631) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 South Korea 10,738 (243) #35 United Arab Emirates 10,349 (76)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,198 (+47) #2 Spain +2,793 (+331) #3 Iran +991 (+96) #4 Mexico +835 (+46) #5 Belarus +826 (+3) #6 Belgium +553 (+113) #7 Bangladesh +497 (+7) #8 Netherlands +400 (+43) #9 Ukraine +392 (+11) #10 Romania +303 (+12) #11 Sweden +286 (+80) #12 Brazil +241 (+15) #13 Panama +241 (+6) #14 Indonesia +214 (+22) #15 Kuwait +213 (+2) #16 Philippines +198 (+10) #17 Germany +176 (+8) #18 Afghanistan +172 (+7) #19 Portugal +163 (+25) #20 United States +162 (+2) #21 Poland +144 (+4) #22 Switzerland +103 (+30) #23 India +87 (+3) #24 Bolivia +84 (+4) #25 Hungary +83 (+8) #26 Armenia +62 (+1) #27 Austria +49 (+7) #28 Bosnia & Herzegovina +49 (+1) #29 Malaysia +40 (+1) #30 Honduras +34 (+2) #31 Guatemala +27 (+2) #32 Israel +23 (+1) #33 South Korea +10 (+1) #34 Uruguay +10 (+1) #35 Thailand +9 (+1)…

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Next tier when?

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>3012433 infected
>207885 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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The death per capita top 10 (ignoring those with

based

I'm having lots of chest pressure. No other symptoms. Called my doctor, he said I'm maybe too young for a heart attack (I'm 34). Not sure what to do. :/ Maybe covid but he said "yeah well you go tested and then what?"

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archive.is/K2Eqd
Truly a nothing burger
fucking faggots about to get rekt

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The secret Yas Forums server link is discord gg 2hc3gS6
We will interview James Mason this week. Get in.
hnng

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Burgerland opening will be fun

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No, it's not gonna be an extinction level event.
But you'll fucking wish it was when you'll look at the cost of having to pay for all the fucking crippled people left with fucked lungs, dementia symptoms and fucking strokes everywhere from it.
And then there's going to be side effects from early adoption of rushed vaccines. Biomed companies have got immunity from lawsuits for this shit.

Mortality rates isn't everything, retard.

if you catch it early anti-virals might have a chance to help.

Chill. It's a meme

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fuck you nigger

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Yeah, so what if you got covid?
Unless your lung is about to turn into liquid and they have to hook you to a ventilator they can't do much for you anyway. They'd likely send you home and ask you to not go out for 2 weeks.

Are you new you are replying to a bot

Its a progressive illness

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time.com/5827631/tyson-foods-meat-shortage/

Who /hungry/ here

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▶ 3 new cases in Cabo Verde
▶ 65 new cases in Senegal
▶ 118 new cases in Kazakhstan

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>memeflag

Yeah I don't really camp these threads, I hop in from time to time when I'm bored.
Who the fuck camps a general thread that's up to 3480?

In Italy now you have a new motive to go out: pay a visit to your relatives.

This means that I can visit my nonna and nonno with diabetes and other 300 patologies, my uncle and my aunt and you parents if they're divorced. You can go for a walk in the park now and you can exercise around the city withouth the 200m limit from your home.

GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR YOUNG AND HEALTHY FRIENDS, NOT EVEN YOUR GF OR BF GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fuck you

It's comfy.

This is just sad to look at, a man celebrating stabbing his body over his freedom kind of sad.
They're all gonna die

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turkey is going down.
Tell king roach his tomato empire is finished.

You dont need to camp these threads to notice the bots when they always say the same

jesus christ oil

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Noone gives a shit about young people, ever. Boomers have to be safe and comfy. Your job and rent payments don't matter but we must save the pensions.

Is ketchup a vegetable?
Are jams fruits?

Bonus question: when are we finally nuking china?

HERD GANG HERD GANG HERD GANG HERD GANG

If you do ever get the disease and know that you're gonna die, burn some buildings while you're at it

REVOLUCION BOLIVARIANA AHORA
BOLIVIARIANOS BROTHERS IS OUR TIME
TIME TO TAKE THE LANDS STOLEN BY THE WHITE DEVIL
IS TIME TO HONOR SIMON BOLIVAR AND SAN MARTIN
TIME TO MAKE THE WHITES GO HOME!
RESISTE!

Poe's law, man. Hard to tell who's really believing this shit and who's just trying too hard.

Are we gonna have another sticky today?

>Herd gang
Culled gang.
Maybe for the best, too much sickness of the mind going on in Sweden. Miscegenation too.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ARE DYING

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lmao thats all just cope
reminder no lockdowns will be lifted until the west gives concrete plans for protecting children

Can someone explain to me whether or not this shit is really that serious?

I haven't heard nor seen anyone in my surroundings, work or neighborhood that got "infected".
They talked about how overloaded the hospitals are etc. but I have a relative that works as a nurse at one of those "worst case" hospitals in Germany and he said nothing changed.

All I see is freedoms being taken away.
Nothing more.

Not to mention that they first told us to not wear masks and now they force us to.

I am just dumbfounded and don't know what is true anymore

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