/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3479

► Detected: 3,017,989 (+24,727) ► Died: 207,724 (+809) ► Day: 109 (-14:27:25)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,590 strains have been sequenced —

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>NEWS
Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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Hispanics and blacks account for most deaths in California
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Archive of content deleted by China
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>ARCHIVE
Long-term psychiatric morbidities among SARS-CoV survivors
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N95 masks can be reused if dry heated at 70°C for 30 minutes
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Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
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Virus stays in air for 12 hours, longer than expected
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
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Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
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>LATEST
▶ 213 new cases and 2 new deaths in Kuwait
▶ 44 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 9570 new cases and 331 new deaths in Spain
▶ 30 new deaths in Switzerland
▶ 11 new cases in Germany
▶ 991 new cases and 96 new deaths in Iran
▶ 2 new cases in Malta
▶ 957 new cases in Qatar
▶ 3 new cases in Lebanon

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corona chan definitely has a huge chick dick dangling between her legs btw

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>Spain with over 9k new cases today

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Nothingburger isn't about the pandemic, it's about future population of Burgerland

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>9,000
We should update that picture.

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>6 MONTHS GUYS!

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Why are americans like this?

Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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TAKE MY MILK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CAPELLO, FOOTBALL MANAGER: "THE ONLY SPANISH TEAM WHICH WON'T BE SLAYED BY THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS WILL BE THE REAL MADRID"
>CAPELLO, FOOTBALL MANAGER: "THE ONLY SPANISH TEAM WHICH WON'T BE SLAYED BY THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS WILL BE THE REAL MADRID"
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>CAPELLO, FOOTBALL MANAGER: "THE ONLY SPANISH TEAM WHICH WON'T BE SLAYED BY THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS WILL BE THE REAL MADRID"

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Who /amerimutts filtered/ team here? For some reason most dumb nothingburgers are americans, fuck them

It's a typo. There's simply no way they could jump from 2000 cases to almost 10,000 cases in a single day when they've been in a clear trend towards recovery.

Sorry /cvg/ but this is a nothing-burger and the numbers are showing it.

Once you realize that 80% live paycheck to paycheck and on credit it all makes sense.

Wave 2 mid-May

I hope all football faggots will get infected.

So how many do you think she's *really* killed in china?
Keep in mind this is a country of insects where tens of millions could die without them batting an eyelash. There's well over a billion of them in that landmass alone.
Would you have ever heard of Wuhan, a city significantly larger than NYC or LA, if this hadn't happened? If it had disappeared one day, would we ever have noticed?

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>I SUCK DICK GUYS!
Fixed that for you. Tell your mother to thank me after tonight

I'm going to the pharmacy to ask about rabies vaccine, quercetin, vitamin D and zinc.
is anything else I'm missing?

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long term are these lockdowns even going to accomplish anything? even if they extend for 5 years and then lift it the virus is just going to spread all over again. are they going to keep us in lockdown for the rest of our lives?

>February : just a small flu variant in China nothing important, everything is under control
>March : guys we were wrong but it's ok
>April : IT IS NOT OK
>May : herd immunity is a thing guys we gonna make it :)
Can't wait

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I assume you've done the taste test.

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got memeflags filtered but filtering mutts seems a bit harsh there are too many of them

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All cause mortality vs 5 year average
will be the best measure of total corona deaths
German couldn't be included because they wont make their data publicly available

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a nation in debt can not be a free nation

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because its the only logical solution. you cant keep lockdown for 5+ years.

Your schizo meds

some of the worst hit regions

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Guys... I've been supporting corona-chan from the moment shi zhengli spliced that first golden virion...

I anxiously tracked Patient Zero's perfomance... I watched all the Live Leaks... I cheered on the CCP when they covered it up, I cheered on the WHO when they told us not to overreact and ban superspreaders...

I... I watched the map turn red... followed every excess death update... every new horrific complication... she looked... unstoppable...

... but since this weekend the trend is clearly down...

... down, down, down...

... I... there's no denying it anymore... corona-chan has only a 91-92% chance of causing an extinction-level event... it's... it's over....

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>There's simply no way they could jump from 2000 cases to almost 10,000 cases in a single day when they've been in a clear trend towards recovery.
Holy fuck this cope.

Be careful tho, farmacies must be pozzed sectors #1
Also did you saw the Devoto Jail situation argie user? We have a tough couple of weeks ahead of us

>i was sarcastic about curing it by injecting disinfectant
>i was sarcastic about spelling it "Noble"
What's the next thing he's going to be sarcastic about?
>i was sarcastic about opening the country up again

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How have you still not actually read up on what "flatten the curve" means.

It might fizzle out due to lack of new infection if we isolate enough

well if you look at American numbers you see they are lower than Europe for example. the epicenter in USA is New York City which should not be a surprise that city had it coming for too long. There are about 126,000 cases of corona in the US that require hospitalizatio nand 56,000 of those are in NYC. Everywhere else it's not even that severe so you have to understand why average working person is a little frustrated they will lose their life savings over it. try not to act so self-righteous for once

HAND OVER THE MILKERS AND NO ONE GETS HURT

Is the globe just Corona's fart???

how will it flatten if you're going to end a lockdown and asymntomnatic cases are going to spread it all over again. the curve was flattened back in january and guess what it spread. s oare we going to just have sporadic half year lockdowns every year?

Where the fuck do I get juul pods these days? tobacco stores all closed around me.

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I don’t think herd is coming back

Praise be corona-chan

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The 3rd point seems a bit weird. Corona infects the cells and inserts its own genetic code, but it does not reproduce in the cell. Scaring as a result of cell death sounds more likely.

That was exactly my train of thought. What am I supposed to do, though? Money is not an infinite resource, we have to go back to work.

Genetic link to R1b western Europe confirmed. R1a immune.

If you're R1b take vitamin D.
UK = 300 dead per million.
Canada = 60 dead per million
Australia = 3 dead per million.
Australia = UK = Canada genetically mostly, only difference is sunlight so D3 production.

Solved

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huh? can't they draw and voice act from home?

Nothingburger cope.
Even with the strictest of lockdowns besides the chinks infections rise. Deaths always laggs behind, you will also die within the year. Embrace it.

Governments had one chance to stamp it out, martial law and force everyone to not be retards for a month. That didn't pan out so now people get to go die to keep things running, though the government will never say that out loud.

Imagine shilling for the (((economy)))

>Be careful tho, farmacies must be pozzed sectors #1
Yes I have a gas mask, the filter is not P100 but should be enough as long as I'm not careless
>Also did you saw the Devoto Jail situation argie user? We have a tough couple of weeks ahead of us
Yes it's gonna be pretty neat, counting the inflation as well. We're pretty ahead of the curve when it comes to social unrest but not so much on infected.

Keeps getting worse, not my hecking bakasta! AAAAA

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I hope you like your new life

ALMOST HALF OF THE SPANIARDS BELIEVE THE VIRUS WAS DELIBERATE AND LAB MADE
>ALMOST HALF OF THE SPANIARDS BELIEVE THE VIRUS WAS DELIBERATE AND LAB MADE
ALMOST HALF OF THE SPANIARDS BELIEVE THE VIRUS WAS DELIBERATE AND LAB MADE
>ALMOST HALF OF THE SPANIARDS BELIEVE THE VIRUS WAS DELIBERATE AND LAB MADE
ALMOST HALF OF THE SPANIARDS BELIEVE THE VIRUS WAS DELIBERATE AND LAB MADE
>ALMOST HALF OF THE SPANIARDS BELIEVE THE VIRUS WAS DELIBERATE AND LAB MADE
ALMOST HALF OF THE SPANIARDS BELIEVE THE VIRUS WAS DELIBERATE AND LAB MADE

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That was the initial hope but it's looking less and less likely with how fucking tenacious this virus is. It's airborne in dust particles, it might be able to survive in some supercarriers indefinitely, it's jumping species...

so without economy you will have no society and then the lockdown won't apply. you're acting like an edgy teenager with no brain. i imagine you dont have kids anddont want kids and probably watch porn.

i think he needs a vacation

Two trailer park mutts cough loudly outside
cough loudly outside, loudly outside
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cough loudly outside, loudly outside

Guess who's back, back again
Zhengli's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see the flu no more
They want Covid, I'm chopped critter
Well if you want Covid, then this is what I'll give ya
A lil bit of bushmeat spliced with some hard hitter
Some strains that will fill up my lungs quicker
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's intubating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Zhengli's back, makin new strains, creatin

I know you got a job Ms. Trump
But your husband's lung problem's complicating
So the C-C-P won't let me be or leave the thread so let me see
They tried to shut me down on C-V-G
But it feels so empty without me

So come on post a bit, fightin the shills
Fuck that, postin some stats and some of my tits
And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I just reset all my routers, "Fuck you, Jannie!"

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just post with me
'Cause we need a little conspiracy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just shill for me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without the CCP

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>are we going to just have sporadic half year lockdowns every year?
God I hope so

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>We'll get you your paycheck, wagie
>Just wait a month or two for Trumpbucks
>Just wait up to three months for unemployment checks

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Good. We must remember why we are here and make China pay for it

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They aren't sending their best. Every American retard can post here, while other people from more civilised countries have to know a foreign language.

>73 year old man goes through the early stages of online shitposting IRL

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Welcome to the Coalition
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>have bad acid reflux and famotidine is the only thing that helps
>Completely sold out now because of these dumb articles
FUCK I HATE HOARDERS SO MUCH

>simultaneously shilling on /ptg/ and /CVG/
>forgets to change flag
We can see here being a homosexual lowers your IQ points to single digits

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>just found out a coworker who coofed on my back before the lockdown went through the virus
>the worst thing I felt was feeling mucus in my throat over a month ago
Did I actually survive it?

>can't they draw
yes
>voice act
they need a soundproof studio, a technician and the sketches showing to read the lines, can't do that in their homes except if they are very rich and have thein own mini-one or they get to live inside the recording studios for months until this ends.

Anime is dead until... who knows. Dead!

>that tattoo
kek. nice detail, me like.

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its like a cucks wet dream I guess. glad you're happy about it

Totally bro! We must protect our modern society of transgender kids and pedo elites!

Nice

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shadddupppp

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Shouldn't be spoonfeeding common knowledge this late in but the official reason is to flatten the curve. That's literally just slow down the virus as long as possible so it infects the least amount of people, while stopping strain on medical supplies and staff. It also thins the herd of infected vs uninfected, as the most virulent cases will die off quickly. We can segregate the infected from the non-infected via screening, gives us time to find out how to combat the virus. Solutions take time. Well that's if you're an optimist.

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▶ 49 new cases and 1 new death in Bosnia and Herzegovina

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Yes but in 5 years you will develop aids

come on, who would mind a bit of quality loss and washing machine noises in the background

stupidity. the people who advocate for that live in closed wealthy communities and they're going to have PMC'S secure their existence in case SHTF. you are not educated.

I think anons are getting infected again

there is not solution to the virus because there has never been a solution to any corona virus. it just runs its course. this is all just a waste of time.

Corona is impacting other states now. Midwest and South and other Northeast states are getting impacted.

Fake news, but interesting.

euromomo.eu

>cucks wet dream
Lol bitch I live with my gf we are getting paid more than we made at work to have infinite free time and fuck and watch anime and play video games all day

now imagine porn. Coomers on suicide watch

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Answer me this:

Why is everyone in Germany acting like as if the virus//pandemi is almost over?

>i was only pretending to be retarded

This is why Merkel waits 20 years to weigh in on any topic, especially after going away from that rule ONCE and fucking up the whole country. Can that guy not learn a lesson?