Brit/pol/ Mean Machine Edition

>Coronavirus: Boris Johnson returning to work to face pressure over lifting lockdown measures
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-boris-johnson-returning-to-work-to-face-pressure-over-lifting-lockdown-measures-11978859

>Court action over Oxfordshire County Council's transgender policy
>Oxfordshire County Council's policy says transgender girls can share toilets, changing rooms and dormitories with girls.
>The council "utterly refutes" that its policy puts children at risk.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-52439496

>Coronavirus: Boris Johnson says this is moment of maximum risk
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52439348

>Boris Johnson's lockdown is the latest target for the right's angry culture warriors
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/27/lockdown-scepticism-culture-war-brexit

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bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-52380883
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does anyone know if they are issuing the blue passports for everyone yet? I'm waiting to get a new one

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Reminder to ignore Doommong and his brainless shitspouting.

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Do the opposition literally say the opposite of the government, whatever it might be?

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>Minks on two Dutch farms test positive for coronavirus after the animals suffered shortness of breath and gastric problems
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8260617/Minks-two-Dutch-farms-test-positive-coronavirus.html
yet another species jump. this virus can't be eradicated now.

>STAY HOME, STAY SAFE
>FLATTEN THE CURVE
>SAVE LIVES
>PROTECT RNHS
>CLAB FOR RNHS

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I hope she starts wearing my revealing clothes in the future.
I know she's ganna be contender for future PM as well at some point.
I love her, I wanna fuck her, she is our mommy.

Not always.
They both support are NHS wholeheartedly.

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Ting Ting, Ahem, FUCK IRELAND

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Am I retarded I put Yas Forums.org/Brit/pol/ in the address bar

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TRAITURS
AIGHT
NAII

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here here

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By referring to a "day saver", Little Kev highlights the struggle of the working class, while at the same time bringing up questions about religion & culture with the following "laid low, did a grand theft auto" line, and how the incarceration of the young in today's western world is affecting our society. Such a lyrical genius. A poet in his own right.

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>that picture
On today's episode of "things that never happened"

Anyone from West londonistan here

EEEOOYYMUUMMHHHMM
HAMMYYOUHMMMHYYEEEEUMMOYAAMOOAYEEEEMYYHYEEEOUMAYMAMEEEIOOOYAAAHHHHYYEEOAAAMMMEOIUYAAMAYEUIHEIYAMEEYOAAEMUOIUAAAAMHHMMOEEIIAAMMEHHHHOOIIYYMEOOEYYA

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Not nice lad, not all of us are fucking idiots

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>Global coronavirus death toll could be 60% higher than reported
ft.com/content/6bd88b7d-3386-4543-b2e9-0d5c6fac846c
going by this analysis, the true CFR is at least 30%, in line with MERS. this is bad.

I want her to step on my balls lads.

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the levels of purity in this imagine are something I can never attain

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I hope not. I like the mummy look she has. More clothing is better at times user.

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Lyrics to sing along:
got on the bos with me day say var,
smuk da reefa in da car nar,
lay low wif da grund feft audo,
in da 05 v6 reo twin turbo,
know how we rowl wif da back seet hows,
on we go,
HSBC we do dem gras we got da monee,
becoz we know how to rap,
yeah thats a fokin over one,
we dont fok about,
becoz you don' got shet on os,
yeh pimpin you know dat,
fokin tell em Ginger Joe

YEH MAN

Did you actually think that Lithuanian toilet cleaner was Irish?

I assume he has some form of mental illness.

Based
Actually, I agree with you

The fact that there are massive, organised, gangs of moslem pedos raping and trafficking almost exclusively English girls, while English men do absolutely NOTHING, is all you need to know about English "men". If this happened in Poland, the men would have literally marched down to Rotherham and burned the entire town to the ground. Pathetic English cuckbois ITT. You know I'm fuckign right, that's why you will sperg out at me now. Face it. Accept the truth.

How could one tell the difference

That's been plain to see from day one.

Bring back Ed

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He is now.

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Why haven't got your RNHS tattoo yet user? It's almost like you don't want to swear fealty to the TikTok nurses...

bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-52380883

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have we got any younger pics of her lads, last i checked this was the earliest i could find

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It's pot luck whether you get one over the next 2 years as they're still using old stock as well

>". If this happened in Poland, the men would have literally marched down to Rotherham and burned the entire town to the ground.


why would poles go to rotherham to burn it down for revenge?

Is he saying the NHS are bellends?

Alcoholism.

VERY COOL THIS GUY FUCKS

>asked Ed for election-winning ideas
Shame he didn't have any 5 years ago

>based Boris

Fuck off back to R*ddit

Ur freshly made in Britain spanking new passport.... wait

>election-winning ideas
"Dan Hodges reported that while watching Miliband unveil the tablet on television, a Labour press officer "started screaming. He stood in the office, just screaming over and over again at the screen. It was so bad they thought he was having a breakdown"."

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Is that the cunt who got caught spying for Israel?

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gov.uk/ask

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I might apply for my Irish passport. Got an Irish dad you see. Might make travelling Europe a bit easier after this lock down bullshit is over.

Hit it, Ginger Joe!

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Is Keir Starmer a spastic?

I fucking hate retards with tattoos
Just bunch of nonsense that has no meaning all over them
Usually cheap shit as well, badly designed
Fucking normie tier shit

>mistakes regrets
Clearly that guy has none. Reads like he has OCD for tattoos as well.

anyone watched tfw no gf or the new michael moore documentary, it's got liberals in a tizzy for calling out the green energy racket