Every 15 Minutes for Months

Every fifteen minutes for months, the sketchiest little anime board you've ever seen, posted a literal treasure trove of valuable information. A meme virus turn plague was just about to fly over your house, and you had just started scamming normies of their yangbux for PPE. Every 15 minutes, the absolutely last image board not yet removed, would be updated to remind your to buy your SPY put options before the crash in the next week. You got all the details to treat yourself; You knew which stocks to buy and which stocks to sell. 100% accurate information, posted every 15 minutes, just so you can profit and be safe. It seems someone really does love you user. They showed you pictures of dead chinamen in the street, surrounded by puddles of their own blood, and they said, user, don't be that poor bastard. Short the market, and take your vitamins, user, here's a cheatsheet to show you how to do it. Happened every fifteen minutes, here, on the absolute last fucking place on the Internet that anyone would ever want to go. But, you are here, because there's no where else to go, and good thing user, because that's where these absolutely priceless tips will be posted, every fifteen minutes, for months.
Saw the pictures of dead chinese people, doctors crying, doors being boarded up, women being put into boxes on the back of trucks, cones in the streets, etc. Can't verify anything about the pictures, including time, person, location, or circumstance. But, why would I try to verify the pictures, when it was all proved to be true, and I got that timely market advice...

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There is a virus, and it's real, but with half a fucking wit about you, you will find a way to make it through it. Unless you are absolutely retarded and malnourished, you will be fine. Just take some deep breaths, or smoke a vape.
>1. pictures from china or horror were accurate
>2. media confirms horror is now in the us
>3. pictures outside look nothing like the pictures from china
Congrats for reaching the absolute end of the Internet and for being part of the biggest psyop in history! Could not have convinced everyone to destroy their own life without you! If you didn't believe you were finding a cache of top secret documents, posted at the top of the fucking anime meme fag board, every 15 minutes, with fresh nudes drawn and placed next to the key talking points, then this mission wouldn't have been possible. The work you did to scare everyone in your family, with our bio-lab story and pixilated images, then it wouldn't have been possible to do this. Good job on getting your mom to quit her job at the hospital. You wouldn't want her to end up like the woman in that video we showed you, now would you user.
At the absolute end of the internet, you find '90's meta humor, and realize the whole thing was built just for you.

>ayy we were corona makers and shiet
so you are saying this whole mess was created by us? I mean we all do realize in the end this is a big nothingburger, but no way we blown it up so much

idk, but this board was used hard... that's all I know.
can't know more than that, because there's no open place online that people use to share information
this was the last refuge for people who wanted real behind the scenes info, and they got played. literally convinced truth seekers that they had found a secrete and that only their activism would save the world. it's too fucking fun. I mean, meta humor is gay, but, this board was 100% used.

I agree, but are you so sure the intent of those providing the information was genuine? If you want to short the market you borrow stocks then sell them, driving down prices in the immediate term. Was somebody trying to create unnecessary hysteria so that their earlier purchased shorts were profitable?

>this board was used hard.
I remember the constant barrage of 'why don't you prep' threads., 'show your prep stash' and cvg limit bumped in 10minutes

Its Christmas every day

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NOOOOOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DENYING THE 6 GORILLION DEATHS CAUSED BY CORONAVIRUS!? DONT YOU KNOW THIS VIRUS LITERALLY EXPLODES YOUR LUNGS AND BALLS AND INFECTS YOU 7 BAZILLION TIMES AFTER YOU RECOVERED AND MAKES YOU INFERTILE AND SHRINKS YOUR PENIS

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yeah WTF happened to all the preppers and prep threads. people were paranoid and prepped on here a month ago

Things have calmed down on account of many of their creature comforts returning to store shelves. Their minds are off prepping my for now. As soon as we all go back to work and the virus spikes again it will be back on

>everyday is a fucking vacay here bois
your post is spot on

I'm saying the information was not genuine... or, they fed this site the desired media narrative, and the site took it over and did the rest.
Was the information good or bad? I'd say it's good. There is a virus and the market did collapse. But, the information is bad. They used this site to sell the panic. Who really knows what happened in China. It's not happening here. Virus is real. Pol was used to spread it. Probably a good thing that morons die. But, my point is more about a place that people use to find anonymous information is now being used to seed major propaganda

>now
lol

Here read up on how imageboards work.

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it's a meme you dip

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bruh

intelligence is relative. i knew all the stuff said here and i am noone of power or influence.

what im getting at is that it couldve been me, and because of that, not necessarily of power. your iq seems low, so it makes sense you would attribute these things to high iq and power.

it was those models that pushed the shutdown. NYC is an aberation due to mass transit. People that drive to work are not really in trouble.

Those meat packing plants, guess what. They're mexicans that use mass transit to get to work.

Not saying you can't brainwash someone or use imageboards to spread propaganda, but this is bullshit. No one on Yas Forums can agree about a thing except that we all fucking hate each other.

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it was a nothingburger. get the fuck back to work fatty

>Virus is real. Pol was used to spread it.
Fear is a hell of a virus

Are you saying that because there is no control here, it's the only place online where you might occasionally find the truth?

Yas Forums
IS NEVER WRONG
>inb4source

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>nothingburger
>Yas Forums got played
>truthseekers got played
Go back to the early days and you can see everytime /cvg/ was called out as just another /ptg/ shill front and all the disinfo shills called out as glowniggers and MAGA zogbots. The difference is that Yas Forums doesnt get paid to respond everytime some shills dumbs the same thread for the 1000th time after 3 months.

>Are you saying that because there is no control here, it's the only place online where you might occasionally find the truth?

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>that id

Interest-piquing subject matter; let me find a seat.

based and redpilled, Yas Forums has demonstrated with the Corona Virus it’s three months ahead of the game and all those predictions were made within thd first 100 threads of /cvg/.

define "destroy your life" because this shit is fucking fantastic.

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>and, once you enter...

Check Archives for >inb4cource, and pay close attention to posts;
"NEVER MISS A THREAD"
with Luxembourg Flag.

>>and, once you enter...
You Can Check Out Any Time You Like,
But You Can Never Leave®
You're Here Forever™

Is this real?

> Ctrl + F
> NEVER MISS A THREAD
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Just in case someone forgot their spoon.

prepping never fucking stopped though? I keep myself ready for at least a month at all times now until I see verifyable proof that either infections are 99% cured on time or we have a vaccine or some shit.

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sauce?

Oh I'm still watching the shelves for toilet paper, because while I'm poor and got caught with my pants down, I'm going to buy up a lot of that shit as it gets more available for the inevitable second wave that happens, which will cause shit all over again.