Hey, Yas Forums I'm a Convert to Orthodox Judaism

I figured you might be interested in questioning me about it, so go ahead and shoot.

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Is your mother jewish?
Why did you choose to convert?
Were you religious prior to converting?
Shalom, goyim.

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How did you first learn of the Jewish God?

When will you drink bleach?

Why the fuck are you chopping your own dick retard?

>Is your mother jewish?

Nope.

>Why did you choose to convert?

I felt it was my calling to join the Jewish people. Judaism just spoke to me, and I felt at home around the Jews I had met in my life. When i started reading about the history of Judaism... I was completely convinced.

>Were you religious prior to converting?

Not remotely.

Well I grew up in a Christian country, but wasn't very familiar with Judaism until, ironically, I began watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. That got me into learning about Jews and their story and... one thing led to another.

I already have, it was nothing really. Besides I had phimosis so if anything it's been an improvement. A relief. You could say that was another sign from God that I was destined to join the Jewish people. Being born with a penis that required circumcision.

Never, that would be against halakha.

>The ZOG
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>Holocaust Exposed
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>Why Christians love Jews aka Marching to Zion
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>THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TALMUD
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>200 CASES OF JEWS DRAINING THE BLOOD FROM CHILDREN
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Okay, pal...

>go ahead and shoot.
You?

>You?

Yeah, hilarious

(You)

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Kill yourself shill

I've found the overwhelming majority of fellow Jews extremely welcoming, if not perhaps overly welcoming, when confronted with my status as a convert. They were very curious and flattered as to why I would want to join their people. I actually don't think I've spoken with a single person who mentioned me being anything other than a full fledged Jew. Nor have I ever gotten the feeling I was being treated in any way every other Jew wasn't.

In fact I've been treated more like a brother and a true family member by Jews than I EVER was by my own so-called birth ethnicity. Who actually frequently treated me like a piece of shit

I'm not saying that Kikes aren't welcoming I'm saying they're walking creaturas and you're throwing your genes into trash can by mixing with them.

nope rather just call you a retard

Are you aware that your khazarian cult isnt real Judaism?

No question but a suggestion, KYS

How hard is it to convert? My grandfather on mother`s line was Jewish. Would it help somehow if I wanted to convert?

Well, I'm blond haired and blue eyed to boot. :^) They're Jewish genes now.

unironically kill yourself, youre either dumb enough to be an actual convert or just another master baiter. either way commit an hero

Any time frame on the messiah? I have a nominee for jewish messiah if you're interested? Are you one of the guys who thinks rebbe Schneerson is actually the guy??

So will you now treat goys as slaves now then? Orthodox Jews believe it is okay to deceive & manipulate goys for gain!

Are you currently trying to deceive us?

you know your religion allows you to rape kids right?

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Fuck, what's happening to your name, I think you are infected with corona, are we witnessing a second wave of infections?

Mexico how the FUCK did you get so based?

>How hard is it to convert?

It depends on how sincere and committed you are. And on the rabbi. I can't answer that really, for me it was easy as I was genuinely passionate about converting and already knew tons of the history. Learning Hebrew was a little tricky but you don't need to be fluent or anything. Really it's not that hard, they just want to make sure you're determined and genuine. So it just takes patience, best way to describe it is think of it as being like applying to become a US citizen. It's not just fill out a form and you're suddenly a Jew. It takes time and you need to prove you want it and are ready.

>My grandfather on mother`s line was Jewish

Well, was your mother a Jew? Was it just her father that was Jewish? If that's the case then no you'd still need to fully convert unless her mother was also Jewish.

>So will you now treat goys as slaves now then?

Yes.

>So will you now treat goys as slaves now then? Orthodox Jews believe it is okay to deceive & manipulate goys for gain!

Well, goyim are like cattle to we so...

Mazal Tov

your whole religion is is a sham, from the money lending to to your "roots", repent freemason

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Lol wrong place to start discussions like this