I have a confession.
I've made a great number of LARP threads claiming to be an elite. I would sneer and mock the average user. These are one of the only good ways to get (you)'s for true wisdom.
I used this as a vehicle to spread the truth but in response to certain questions I took a creative license and made stuff up. For that, I am sorry.
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How old are you?
Please, don't stop now.
And by certain questions I mean most of them.
I know a lot about book-related stuff. Hard evidence, the like. I'm full of that. But people kept asking me these damned esoteric questions as if I'd know the answer, so I babbled on about duality, buddhism, ESP, all that shit.
Truth is I don't know the slightest fuck about any of that. But I had to give an answer, or my legitimacy would be blown.
Yeah we know.
It's why I post in every thread asking why are you so gay?
so a faggot being a faggot, surprise surprise
Rolex or GTFO. This is how you should respond to elite posts from hereon.
>inb4 some pseud "Rolex is not good enough"
Sure, post your Vacheron
And in doing so, I have likely made a number of people question their faiths. See, I'm good at what I do. I'm good at LARPing and I enjoy it. The problem is while I use it to spread the truth, when people ask me questions I can't answer I just google it and give some half-baked cryptic reply. That satisfies them.
All the same, I'm sorry. I fucked up. I enjoyed it. It gave me a hit of dopamine. But it was wrong. I manipulated eager anons for (you)'s and fed them bread crumbs of shit I don't even know to be true.
It goes deeper than that.
I made threads pretending to be a Rothschild, an ex-CIA agent, a hollywood insider, music industry insider, Kanye West, etc etc.
My portfolio is massive and fucked up. There's a good amount of screencaps of my work, and most of it's based on truth, honest. But the rest relies on guesswork. I've legitimately called a number of people pedos and I didn't even know their names until anons asked me about them. I had to say something.
I've thrown a lot of people under the bus, so here I am confessing, and repenting I suppose for it all.
I tried to guide the threads to information I had knowledge on, but people always wanted to ask me the secrets to life. Or they wanted to know about the mystery, schools, magic, etc.
I don't know shit about any of that. But if reply honestly, that your knowledge is actually limited and you're not omnipotent, you are called a LARPer. So I took my creative license, and I played the role of a seasoned veteran who knew his shit. And when he didn't, he made it up. And for that, I am sorry.
Bump, the truth must be reveale
Does anyone want to know what threads I've lied on? I'll get to compiling them if you're interested.
So what is that you want so eagerly tell us?
COVID-19 is exosomes, DNA in your body. They are produced to warn others cells by your cells that it has been poisoned and to stay away from it.
So basically, if you are sick with anything your cells will produce exosomes. The elites have cleverly used this and said it is "Coronavirus" to strip you of your rights, soon they will mandate a vaccine and force microchipping, where you will be banned from flying and traveling without being chipped. They will encourage businesses and such to do this until you are basically excluded altogether.
Nobody listens to me on this usually, but when I appear as a great figure they believe it. People respect authority.
But every thread inevitably gets away from my goal of exposing the truth into esoteric questions that I don't know about. So I have to make bullshit up, therefore ruining my message, condemning me as a filthy liar, and feeding anons bullshit.
How do you know this?
Does the term “clam farming” mean anything to you?
So can I buy a chip without the vaccine?
Icke.
Yes but one will come in the vaccine acting as a receiver.
I think 85% of men in all wars have been basic infantry. All wars have been land wars despite what we often think about when we think of the military. That’s something to consider
Answer OP
>Yes but one will come in the vaccine acting as a receiver.
Are you saying the vaccine is just the chip? I was trying to see if you paid someone off, could you get just the chip injected so you didn't have to take whatever shit was in the vaccine, then, since you have the chip, you could fly etc. Bur again, are you saying the whole point of the "vaccine" is only to chip people, not inoculate them?
nope
To chip and poison them. It's made out of a human-rat chimera.
Dear god, he’s LARPing as a LARPer. This must be some new super-potent LARPsauce.
Fuck this gay earth
I'm sorry user
What a cringe fest, some coomer thinks he's this deep undercover spammer on Yas Forums, yeah you are the only one mate, so special, everyone who reads your shit believes 100%.
Get a life faggot, no one cares about your shit posts
Your threads were so fucking bad it wasn't even funny. Anyone who fell for your stupid trash should feel ashamed honestly.
I’m sorry if I fooled you.
If it makes you feel better most of the posts were based off genuine knowledge. It’s just the esoteric shit that I don’t do well.
yeah no shit retard, nobody cares and believes anything here u fucking subhuman
So why apologize now? You've been doing this for a while, it's been a tactic that has enhanced your engagement with the board; what happened recently that caused this to change?
Don't Google your answer.
How many inches of cock can your anus take?
I use it as a vehicle to spread knowledge. Though people will call me a LARPer, they will at the same time consider what I say, and many will believe it.
Most of what I say is true, even the esoteric stuff, but there reaches a point where I don’t know what to reply so I start talking about shit I know nothing about. And what would normally be called out is accepted as part of my “above you” persona. No matter where you are, even on Yas Forums, people LOVE authority and fame, especially with all the fucking redditors here now.
Like in those Weird Al LARP threads, everyone was sucking “Al’s” dick because he’s famous.
NILES!
As for what caused me to change it’s because I’m fucking with people’s perception of reality. I know from first hand experience the reptilians are real, but then I start pretending I understand them, and as playing devil’s advocate I start justifying their actions when they’re my and your mortal enemy. It’s fucked up.
A while ago I recommended hermetic books I found off an /x/ thread without realizing some of them literally showed people how to summon entities. The people who could’ve clicked that is too much, and I don’t want to be responsible for creating fucking sorcerers with my piss take on that shit
>so I start talking about shit I know nothing about.
Welcome to Yas Forums.
That still doesn't explain why you decided to apologize now. Why did you decide to clean your conscience at this particular moment? It's strange for someone who's an admitted LARPer to suddenly want absolution for those threads when he's the only one who knows the truth of them. So what changed?
>I know from first hand experience the reptilians are real
I'd like to see them.
This is actually correct. Listening some more
This is my Rothschild esque LARP
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There’s another one where I did an actual Rothschild LARP, a few posted in the Virginia springs general, and then the hollywood insider ones in 2017-2018. I remember I used an Eminem picture for two of those.