Trump is back on his bullshit

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He's laying a trap

hE's LaYiNG a TRaP

HES ACTUALLY REALLY SMART GUYS JUST WAIT 4D CHESS HES BEING SARCASTIC REEEEEEEEEEEE

is that shit real?

Bernie is an absolute asshole. Fucked wouldn't let me have a SINGLE fry. What a bully. Well fuck him. I've got my own burger that I don't have to share with anybody. I'm sitting in my bedroom eating it right now. I just can't believe he wouldn't give me a tasty fry when he has so many. I'm literally shaking right now.

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ThE cHeSs MaStEr Is MaKiNg MoVeS

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>ORANGE MAN IS STUPID

somehow manages to defeat his political enemies no matter what they throw at him.

its 4D chess you retard

Wow.
That's the most womanish thing to say.

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No fucking way this is real kek

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>actually, I’m laughing
red mad and nude

>he thinks this is a real tweet
You are a really bad shill

>somehow manages to defeat his political enemies no matter what they throw at him.
(As if "rigging the game" isn't a thing.)

"Mr. Trump, we've managed to arrange you opponent as an old man with dementia, you'll have no problem defeating him!"

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>>he thinks this is a real tweet
>You are a really bad shill
I don't do twitter.

Who cares if he's a moron or not, he's the funniest goddamn president we've ever had

He's fucking a trap, and not even a passable one.

HE'S MAD! MAD ABOUT ELVES!

TRILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS

(Stare at the pupppet show puppet)

Won't that make Melania jealous?

Dude must have been up all night drinking a shit ton of bleach.

laying with a trap

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Not that he ever managed to be president, but Al Gore was legitimately fucking hilarious on SNL. He put the entire cast to shame in terms of comedic timing.

history is written by the victor, no matter what you think of trump hes DEFEATING his opponents thats all that matters.

SEETHE

He's right to be
Around elves, watch yourselves

Guys, he's not actually losing it this is just a larp, right?

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But he meant to say noble, just like Sean Spicer said the president knows exactly what he means. MIGA

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No, OP is a faggot

Why are you faggots so obsessed with his Twitter?

you wish you had someone half as beautiful.

So true!

HE'S LOSING IT!

I wrote a letter to the God Emperor.
I think he needs to know that Yas Forums loves him and recognizes that he is the greatest president of all time, possibly the greatest leader ever.
I still hope for pizza indictments before November, but we shall see...

He acts exactly the way I do, which is why he makes sense to me. People think we're stupid but I just have really poor memory and I don't recall details very well. Logical determination I am a master at though.
He and I respond to criticism because we think its funny and self-entertaining to have the last say no matter what.

Do they think this is working? on this site?

The god emperor is based. Gas the kikes, race war now.


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Jokes on you, I have one passable trap, one semi-passable trap, and one woman. We call it the George Thorogood combo, one burbon, one scotch, and one beer.

He is just shitposting, you idiots.

This is seriously the greatest timeline.

Imagine the leader of the Free world sitting in his bedroom, taking bites of a cheeseburger in between tears of rage.

And this post is actually real, he simply deleted it soon after.

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Hes upset now im upset

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hey i know but im here doing my part.

fake.

shit is about to pop off, shills on suicide watch.

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>No, OP is a faggot
Ah, well thank you for verifying.

Don't be sad, friend. The orange man cannot hurt you

It's not though. Google it yourself. It was archived everywhere before he zapped it.

imagine fantasizing out loud about the man you hate eating in bed because you can't beat him on the issues, your candidates are all terrible, and your party is full of soft, wimpy idiots

loser shills this is hilarious.

I was in a skydiving accident 7 years ago and lost the ability to see images in my head, which makes it hard to remember how to spell simple words. It sucks.

I voted for him and I'll do so again. I just actually have a sense of humor and can laugh at the president angrily eating cheeseburgers in bed. You should stop screaming at monitors.

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There ya go magat