Well President Fatass isn’t skipping breakfast, brunch or dinner LOOLLL!
Well President Fatass isn’t skipping breakfast, brunch or dinner LOOLLL!
Mason Butler
Dylan Torres
He looks majestic
Brody Watson
Based
Socialists don’t understand
Isaac Peterson
I am more apt to believe the Supreme Leader doesn't have a butthole than this story.
Zachary Miller
He's in better shape than Biden, Sanders, Hillary or for that matter Obama.
GOTTA GO FAST
Mason Torres
Zachary Clark
he’s the only obese one so I don’t think so
Charles Torres
Trump is a spartan when it comes to meals, it is known
Xavier Martinez
The man looks awful nowadays. Like he's dying inside from all of the stress. His face looks grotesque. As pale and orange as a mutilated, twisted, freakish beast. Like his soul was brutally sucked out of his body by an unnatural force, leaving only the fleshy shell left. He looks like he's not even human. Like it shouldn't even be possible for it to be alive. Like his real self died years ago and his towering, fumbling boomer body was possessed by some demon from Hell. His cruel punishment to be a walking, zombified corpse for the rest of eternity. Like he's an uncanny modern art sculpture that was made by a fucked Japanese artist who has bipolar disorder. He looks like he smells of rotting flesh, like a rank dick after a circumcision, like rancid, curdled foreskin, like dried old man jism, like the gamey pit of a horse's unwashed taint. His voice sounds like gurgling snores. Like an athsmatic man choking on his own lung fluids. Like an obese man who is ten-odd seconds away from massive heart failure. Like the noise a newly dying corpse makes when the muscles at the back of its throat move uncontrollably as he lies unresponsive on the cold tile floor. I don't hear words. All I hear are random sounds generated from something pretending to be human. Just a flesh puppet that his true masters use as the poster boy to something more sinister than anyone could ever imagine. A malicious, teasing force that is pushing this once great nation further into the coffin with every passing year.
And all we can do is watch. As this flesh puppet and his masters slowly undo our achievements, wipe our memories, and demolish everything we loved.
William Lopez
More like sleeps through lunch
Sebastian Myers
Ryder Collins
Carter Lee
Why
Matthew Perez
The man looks awful nowadays. Like he's dying inside from all of the stress. His face looks grotesque. As pale and red/blue as a mutilated, twisted, freakish beast. Like his soul was brutally sucked out of his body by an unnatural force, leaving only the fleshy shell left. He looks like he's not even human. Like it shouldn't even be possible for it to be alive. Like his real self died years ago and his towering, fumbling boomer body was possessed by some demon from Hell. His cruel punishment to be a walking, zombified corpse for the rest of eternity. Like he's an uncanny modern art sculpture that was made by a fucked Japanese artist who has bipolar disorder. He looks like he smells of rotting flesh, like a rank dick after a circumcision, like rancid, curdled foreskin, like dried old man jism, like the gamey pit of a horse's unwashed taint. His voice sounds like gurgling snores. Like an athsmatic man choking on his own lung fluids. Like an obese man who is ten-odd seconds away from massive heart failure. Like the noise a newly dying corpse makes when the muscles at the back of its throat move uncontrollably as he lies unresponsive on the cold tile floor. I don't hear words. All I hear are random sounds generated from something pretending to be human. Just a flesh puppet that his true masters use as the poster boy to something more sinister than anyone could ever imagine. A malicious, teasing force that is pushing this once great nation further into the coffin with every passing year.
Ian Davis
lol haha so funny
kys
Bentley Moore
I don't think anyone has accused him of not working hard lately.
Jaxon Mitchell
Go outside.
Jonathan Clark
like a proud mane his hair stands
nevertheless time is a cruel mistress
Lincoln Evans
Your schizophrenia is showing.
Aiden Anderson
He's coming to terms with his failures. After a lifetime of confidence games he's going to be put on the stake for failing the american people in a crisis. As he should be.
Hudson King
Fuck off redditor roastie
Kevin Anderson
The gallon of bleach he drinks each day is keeping him in great shape.
Evan Rodriguez
Take a rest bud, it's already over for him, time to start laughing at the downfall.
Isaiah Bennett
This board needs chemo bad. I hope someone floods this board with gore and red pills
Evan Smith
Replying to yourself
Jordan Sullivan
It still isn't working guys, no matter how hard you try, or how much spam you can generate. Surely you must be realizing it by now, right?
Liam Smith
I'd love to knock some lugenpresse teeth out if it meant he had to deal with a little less bullshit each day.
>Take a rest bud, it's already over for him,
You fags said that before he was elected too.
Christian Thompson
There was a marked drop in BLEACH'd threads today compared to yesterday.
Anthony Russell
We thought america wasn't retarded enough to vote for him, we were obviously wrong. But now that he has exposed himself as a retard, we think America will do the right thing this time and get rid of him.
Oliver Martinez
>(((we)))
Yes, please tell me more. Maybe you'll say some other stupid leftist bullshit I haven't already heard dozens of times before from your fellow rebbitors.
Kayden Russell
I spend way more time on Yas Forums than reddit. It's not leftist bullshit, if you want a President that thinks bleach will cure the coronavirus, you're welcome to vote for him again. But if you want to get rid of the faggot asshole that loves to hear himself talk and watch himself on tv and shitpost on twitter and hates actually working, then you should vote for anybody else. I'm voting for a 3rd party, i'm not in a swing state in my vote doesn't matter. But if I was I would vote Biden.
Dominic Campbell
>I spend way more time on Yas Forums than reddit.
You really should go back, and stay there.
>i'd vote for biden
Yeah I know, because you're retarded.
Eli Clark
Or I don't want the country to be further destabilized by a President that won't do his fucking job.
Blake Young
You write like a junior high student. How old are you?
David Gutierrez
30
Logan Morgan
God I wish that were me
Nathaniel Rogers
What about second breakfast and supper?
Isaac Powell
Thats fucking embarrassing
Dylan Morgan
Cringe. You must be a nigger or some other form of subhuman.
William Perez
Well, shit, I never considered not voting for someone just because they're heavy. Thanks OP, you clearly have identified his greatest weakness.
Asher Rogers
wrong again faggot
Noah Thompson
>Biden