Should Trump start a Pirate force?

Privateering wouldn’t work since the US navy are the ones securing global trade at the moment, privateers would be pretty much useless.

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China military spending $178 billion
US military spending $732 billion
The jews have some explaining to do if they need to hire pirates.

>pirate force
You mean privateers? Jeez disney really did a number on you

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Me thinks yer Captain Chan

Yes.
Pirateering was how used to be done.

There’s got to be a way... my old peg leg is itching I’m thinking that hard.

It would be fun to rob some chink ships except I really don’t think the US navy would need us. If trump asked I'd do it

Zip it, taco pirate rape baby

The point is to harass the chinks under a neutral flag so they can't blame the U.S.