Now this is how you troll the libs. They are SEETHING. Based

It's a great comfort to mankind... to air out stupidity. You have to let a lot of stupidity be aired before any pearls of wisdom merge to the surface.

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How does this make you feel leaf?

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The man looks awful nowadays. Like he's dying inside from all of the stress. His face looks grotesque. As pale and orange as a mutilated, twisted freakish beast. Like his soul was brutally sucked out of his body by an unnatural force, leaving only the fleshy shell left. He looks like he's not even human. Like it shouldn't even be possible for it to be alive. Like his real self died years ago and all that's left is his zombified boomer body. Like his body has been possessed by a demon from Hell. Like he's an uncanny modern art sculpture that was made by a fucked Japanese artist who has bipolar disorder. He looks like he smells of rotting flesh, like rancid, curdled foreskin, like unwashed dick, like old man jism, like the gamey pit of a horse's unwashed taint. His voice sounds like gurgling snores. Like an obese man who is ten-odd seconds away from massive heart failure. Like the noise a newly dying corpse makes when the muscles at the back of its throat move uncontrollably as he lies unresponsive on the cold tile floor. I don't hear words. All I hear are random sounds generated from something pretending to be human. Just a flesh puppet that his true masters use as the poster boy to something more sinister than anyone could ever imagine. A malicious, teasing force that is pushing this once great nation further into the coffin with every passing year, and it never goes away.

And all we can do is watch. As this flesh puppet and his masters slowly undo our achievements, wipe our memories, and demolishes everything we loved.

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Yep, the man is truly based. Based because he is trying to improve the media by trying to teach them what bait is, and how to avoid it, by not responding to it at all. Its like Trump is a typical oldfag here, and he baits, and when idiots bite, he has to tell them they failed the test, and the newfag either has to accept the failure, and lurk more, or they reject the failure, and gorge themselves on bait for the rest of their lives, with everyone hating them. Hating them for keeping trash threads alive. Hating them for making us all look like idiots. Hating them for falling for traps forever, never learning from it, never improving. When the media learns to stop exaggerating, the media will improve greatly.

He was being sarcastic to the reporter that asked him the question when he said he was being sarcastic about the previous day.

Learn to Sarcasmception.

Imagine caring about politics, falling for the fake media, and being a over reacting clown.

I can't imagine a worse fate.

>I was only pretending to be retarded

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Lmao literally "I was just pretending to be retarded" by the president of the united states. Keep damage controlling this one migapedes I'm sure he'll deport those illegals and lock up hillary any day now

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Its over guise biden won. No point in even having the election with the numbers being so one sided

>"I hate bait, its a stupid concept, it just makes you look stupid to bait people"

Look I get where you are coming from user, but it also is a great way to expose people who act like clowns as being actual clowns that should not be listened to. Don't like bait? Ignore it long enough, and it will go away.

Imagine if a meeting happened, with Trump antagonizing the media, only the media ignoring it and continuing forward like it doesn't happen. What do you think would happen? If CNN plays all of those clips, with news reporters ignoring him and asking serious questions? It would make Trump look like a bully. Tons of people would actually start defending the media for being seemingly beat up for no reason. Too bad this will never happen.

>polls

It would have been great if he'd said that he said it only cause it's in vaccines already

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Demonrats are so fucked

you wont do anything loser

I suggest you leave Yas Forums if you hate bait so much. Bait has a purpose, as does Trump baiting the media. Its to expose the smart parts of the media, to the dumb, stupid, and embarrassing parts of the media, to discredit those who do not deserve credit at all.

>would there be a way to disinfect the body.
becomes...

>TRUMP TOLD YOU TO DRINK BLEACH
>DO IT NOW, MAGATARDS!

already did and do, i don't respond to coding demfags and just let the ventilator run chief. so sad, much covid, tears much.

I'm locked and loaded leaf. He is the one thing I beleive in. Fuck you. No more elections till illegals can't vote. King Trump to save the Constitution.

IT WILL BE WON!

Remember when Hillary had a 90 something percent chance based on polls? That was good