/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3473

► Detected: 2,994,722 (+1,459) ► Died: 206,988 (+73) ► Day: 109

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,590 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
archive.is/Qlutx

Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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Hispanics and blacks account for most deaths in California
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Archive of content deleted by China
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en

>ARCHIVE
Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
archive.is/SBCKv

Reinfection possible and potentially deadlier
archive.is/RV2WV

Virus infects T lymphocytes, simultaneous coinfection possible
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Wuhan lab theory "no longer fringe", US intelligence confirms
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
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>LATEST
▶ 3 new cases and 1 death confirmed in China
▶ 835 new cases and 46 new deaths in Mexico
▶ 241 new cases and 6 new deaths in Panama
▶ 84 new cases and 4 new deaths in Bolivia
▶ 241 new cases and 15 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 10 new cases and 1 new death in Uruguay
▶ 45 new cases in Jamaica

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>2994722 infected
>206988 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Holy shit she lost so much fucking weight

Holy shit

No toilet paper in North Korea also

Also they know he's dead.

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STOP THE H*CKING LOCKDOWNERINO I NEED MY G*SH D*NG HAIRCUTERINO RIGHT NOW!!

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So in the early June there is going to be twin sister's and mine birthday. I'll be 27 y.o. virgin. What should I do?

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Bros multiple countries are opening up in a few weeks. Numbers are down
Our girl is losing

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>S.K says he's alive and well
that's that then

It infect mammals, but develops into full desease in tigers or are they just carriers?

The body of a tiger, like nearly all animals save humans, is able to synthesis vitamin c. I am curious how much it has been producing to fight Corona-chan.
Someone should look at that and calculate the human IV equivalent.

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the fucking tiger look so dead thin omg

Nothing.
I'm 34 virgin. Nothing changed. Who cares?

>What should I do?
Read more Baki.

There is only one way to confirm it. Digits and Kim Jong Un is dead.

Cry some more, loser

cute bionic girl in a non-noncey way
youtube.com/watch?v=Zn3TjncK26s

she is winning though
there will be explosions of cases in a few weeks
I don't get your point bro

Have sex with her

they developed the disease dunno how it works but i remmber seeing they were feeling sick

...

Comfy corona vids get them before they're gone
Corona-chan youtu.be/iBoojBTEPaI
Corona Chan wants to be your waifu! youtu.be/MO-1WFzZki4
(ノヮ)ノ_ -・゚Cowona Viwus-chan wuvs u~ (ω) youtu.be/ZXGWZonPNjI
BOG-19 youtu.be/76QfhNJsgrA
If I catch you I'm gonna coooof on you youtu.be/eGNVsQwWZLI
Wuhan! (Got You All Infected) bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/
Go! Go! Corona Chan!!~「COVID-19パンデミック」 武汉瘟疫 youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0
【Original】 Corona (feat. Hatsune Miku) 【Wash your hands to this】 youtu.be/1hJjQPtPaKg
" Just a flu bro" youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM
Corona-chan - Kung Flu Fighting Fast As Lightning youtu.be/dC5rc8EUs2A
Coronavirus - its just a wu flu bro! youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc
DON'T PANIC.mp3 youtu.be/jVCQa0znGpM
the corona virus experience youtu.be/buH3sZo1SNs
Origen del coronavirus, china comiendo murciélago - coffin dance funeral youtu.be/Vwmi_JsQ2mA
SARS COV2 - Electric Flugaloo youtu.be/EiYJ1FNguoo
Chinese Girl Talks About Coronavirus In VRChat youtu.be/EM_lbDk3At4
Coronavirus Compilation bitchute.com/video/NWjDnyyW6ADt/

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will 88, 33 and 22 follow us here as well

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I have read it and now waiting for bakisumo every week.

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>drawfag delivery
a redraw ,still taking requests

>Bros multiple countries are opening up in a few weeks. Numbers are down
Numbers are fuckhuge now, they're only reduced/flattened because of the lockdowns.
Expect massive gainz soon, tomorrow is monday after all

Dude I'm a litteral 30yr apnea ex champion and I lost 4kg (8,5lbs in subhuman imp system) and 5 weeks of my life mouthbreathing like an asthmatic dopesmoker...

This ain't a flu it's like having malaria, asthmia and 3 crushed ribs at the same fucking time

Corona is extinction-tier then?
Whats stopping it from infecting and killing the entire world , if the reactivation thing is true

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Anyone have the newest gif or webm up coronachan....growing. I need to for reasons.

Breed holy shit so many actual white retards on this board who just dont breed

Poor beasts. Imagine the possible impact in natural life.

>3 new cases and 1 death confirmed in China
[X] doubt

nothing

First of all she is living far away from me.
Second why would I want to have sex with someone I love care and trust the most.
Third of all she is married.

Roll.ing for big death toll

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zoo animals are kept relatively healthy and they were young too IIRC

A tiger in India has died so they aren't immune

What is everyone up to right now during this quarantine?? I just finished cooking dinner for my little brother.

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Yes

Reading mostly

>triggered by very obvious facts

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Literal HIV man.

That sounds fucking horrible and ive seem people with more than 2monthsstil lfelling sick

Yah and obviously they arent truly treated we can do nothing for them and we are doing nothing for us by not researching the disease being abl to infect them

Can i be your little brother? *hug*

Reading mostly,listening some music also thinking about the continuous 33 and 88 showing up

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test

Selling our country out via stock market like a jew. You know what they say if you cant beat them join them :(

Huh... Does that mean the first wave of the Coronavirus is over or what is happening? I think it might be over...The cases is slowed down a lot and there is a lot of people recovered.

bored just watching youtube

>In Ecuador’s Guayas province, just 245 official Covid-related deaths were reported between March 1 and April 15, but data on total deaths show that about 10,200 more people died during this period than in a typical year — an increase of 350 per cent.

Goddamn

Damn wish there were pics of norks panic shopping, lol.

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that old bitch go'wn die

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forgot vid
youtube.com/watch?v=qhN-o2ame-4

based super spreaders are using their unemployed time to spread the gift

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Playing rimworld while at a call with me friend

10,000 more people in guayquil or in Ecuador?

>92
>hypertension
>Alzheimer's
>survive acute infection of Corona

10/10 genetic strength there

It's a classic beartrap

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Reading what user?

Going to work. I'm a truck mechanic.

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Post your comfy quarantine vidya
>Mini metro
>BF5
>Blasphemous
>Madden
>SimpleRockets 2

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checked and keked
>why are niggers being massacred
Gee I wonder
Every other day I see a news article of police breaking up some massive party held by niggers in a hot zone

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is this the black version of the spring break party retards?

bump
if 88, war soon

I just realized I haven't eaten since yesterday, I should probably do something about that

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That's all it says.

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Excess mortality during Corona outbreaks

Some chinese novel called God of Illusions, my eyes are kinda burning i think i need some glasses but cant realy do any tests now lol

people don't die on weekends

That's pretty bad, but the question is, is it over? Did they just rush through infection as quick as possible and acheive herd immunity?

Is that why it's killing so many burgers? They can't handle losing weight lol

Ultima 7

Why is alsheimers a risk factor? Isnt it just a brain thing?

Corona-chan is going to the moon
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Hey BRbro! I hope you're doing well! Always nice to see a friendly face. Everyone wants to bully me now for booping. What do you read?

>At least 250 patients in Korea have tested positive again after being declared recovered. Two consecutive negatives in tests conducted at a 24-hour interval qualifies as recovery.

>in Sejong, about 20 percent of all recovered patients showed positive results in tests conducted with respiratory samples. All of the city’s suspected “relapsed” patients demonstrated no symptoms.

>Despite the high proportion of second positive cases, no nationwide test for the 8,717 recovered patients will be conducted, Jung said.

>instead, recovered patients are advised to limit contact with others, wear face masks and report to authorities when symptoms emerge.
m.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20200426000109

You keep posting this in every thread as if you've never been to a crowded party or bar.

>is it over?
Kek it hasn't even begund

youtube.com/watch?v=8kkBseVTUow
>We share a board with these boomers
Christ the election was fun at the time but in hindsight it may have ruined this board once and for all

RIP Ecuador.

>multiple countries are opening up in a few weeks
This will only power her up.

yes but this one has niggers so it's apparently more exciting than any video of white people in a crowd

Usually eve online , mining and chill in my orca, but i cant myself play vidya anyone , im the type who cant just play when something is happening, much less the viral extinction of humans

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>>Despite the high proportion of second positive cases, no nationwide test for the 8,717 recovered patients will be conducted, Jung said.
Are they afraid of the truth or do they already know and therefore mass testing is useless?

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Finishing up another comfy weekend, prolly make a burger soon and get some sleep before essential job lab fag.
It's nice having no traffic to fight in the mornings.

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That's not good mommywife. Go eat, now. Healthy body healthy mind!

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just be urself :)

>breeding
>current year, current values, current economy,
current end-of-world timeline
lmfao

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Is this common in the US? I can't see how that's comfy. Why can't they go outside? Also, thank goodness computers still lack an odor output device.

FIFA 20 like any UK working class shitter squad battle grind OTW De Jong best player in the game dont let anyone tell you otherwise. Also I thinks its really nice of you to keep looking after your lil bro during quarantine like this keep it up dawg and fate will bring good times.

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Deaths will unironicly skyrocket later in the month, the normies stupid enough to go out and party will die in the millions
5k deaths a day by June

>achieve herd immunity?

Hard to say unless you can get a population comparison, but yes, I think it would have burnt through that area, but I'm sure many would have self-isolated and there would have been lockdowns. I doubt the majority of that area are infected just yet.

Confirmed alive

Given as it triggered some newfag in last thread, let's post it again.

Because Mr Chang in Wuhan biolab didn't wash his peepee, every terrorist group out there was gifted free samples of a state-of-the-art-but-unfinished bioweapon. Do you remember the suicide bombers? Do you remember folks doing asymmetric warfare with some explosives or silly hacks?
All of them were gifted Corona Chan to play with.
Corona Chan is not going away anytime soon, unless glownigs can do their job 100% perfectly and destroy all samples held by radical organizations.

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2 years without clubbing
2 years without beaches
2 years without music festivals
2 years without sports
2 years without cinema

How the fuck will we survive this, bros? This is no way to live.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS APOCALYPSE GOOD FUCKING LORD
Based priest

playing a bunch of stuff from my backlog
>Risk of rain
>terraria and don't starve with frens
>binding of isaac
>faster than light
>hades
>underrail

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We've already seen what people are willing to do on the eve of that. All over more and more people are crowding parks and beaches with no safety measures. The warm weather is is giving people a false sense of security and encouraging them to be outside. Its going to be fucked in restaurants, people will be throwing parties over it.

Some chinese novel called god illusions, its fine boop user enemies are as vast as ocean in life but people that care about is like the sky y only one is necessray to allow you to have a bright day

I guess it might increase the chance of CNS infiltration or stroke.

But, she's tough as nails.

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>Is this common in the US?
For people under 25.

>is everyone up to right now during this quarantine??
Trying to not get attached to the posters here, lest I end up missing anons and wonder where they've gone

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>All of the city’s suspected “relapsed” patients demonstrated no symptoms.
seems to show more a problem with testing than anything else, or what? apparently they arn't sick in the traditional sense of the word

normies mad go back to your coof party

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added 100h of slay the spire

now thats a string of em if I ever saw em

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l'll be honest more terrorists seem like retards so l wont worry about them fucking around with a virus trying to weaponise it

>Rimworld
>Vicky2
>EU4
>CK2
>stellaris

>2 years without clubbing
>2 years without beaches
>2 years without music festivals
>2 years without sports
>2 years without cinema
none of those are essential

>This is no way to live

You haven't even started to live.

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>the end of degen bread and circus
oh no whatever will we do

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>2 years without sports
only one that would bother me personally

Based

I'm dead inside for years already

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you may not like it, but accept it
OH YEAH

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▶ 10 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea
▶ 45 new cases in Jamaica
▶ 241 new cases and 15 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 84 new cases and 4 new deaths in Bolivia
▶ 3 new cases and 1 new death in China

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I'm too old for that shit.

ok schizo

It's over guys... Corona-chan was finally defeated.

This will be my final day shitposting here as my state's economy is reopening and I gotta go back to work tomorrow. I kept hoping for a epic day with record breaking numbers, but instead I got the most disappointing day we've had in weeks.

This is it. There's no more growth. We're going back to normal. The happening is over. We'll see a few thousand more deaths, sure, but for the most part it's over.

What's really sad is that some of you will keep on posting and hoping for "muh second wave". It's not gonna happen guys.

>if none of my family can go abroad l wont be able to get any duty free tobacco in the near future

fuck clubbing
music festivals are not essential
cinema really??
only sports and beaches count and if you just wake up early and run to the beach => problem solved

>33
>88
all in one post
it really is over isnt it frens

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They really need to pin down if its reinfection or reactivation
If ita the latter then many millions will die, but it will eventually end
If its the latter or both, then its human extinction with no way to stop it

Man I guess everyone is gonna have to live like me for these 2 years. Normies consider my life depressing :(

ebin bait

you are like a little babby

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>going to any of those
Fucking tourists.

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>15 new deaths in Brazil
is that in the last hour? Cant be all day

>I wouldn't worry about it
That's a rather meme response.
Anyway, fingers crossed glownigs can into doing their job.

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Historically this always results in 2nd wave. I suggest patience.

67 and the other one is over 70, both cured, thought we used unconvential means which we hope to apply nation wide if things go as they should these next 2 week.

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They will bring back sports but there will be no live spectators, just tv

Ecuador definitely got my attention today. The past few weeks 11k people died when usually around this time of year around 3k die. That's brings us closer to the real numbers
theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/17/coronavirus-death-toll-in-ecuador-could-be-far-higher-than-thought

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I love illya i wish i had a cute loli to love and be loved in many ways, all i have is this world falling down the end of an era...

Y'all ready for this?

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See you in June.

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what state just curious

>tweets

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>How the fuck will we survive this, bros?
A lot of us won't

>another meme response

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Dude you need to sleep longer than a couple hours.

I'm going on 7 years without that, whats 2 more.

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>people get paid to shill
>imagine doing it for free

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