/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3472 - user can't bake well edition

► Detected: 2,992,850 ► Died: 206,898 ► Day: 108

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,590 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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Hispanics and blacks account for most deaths in California
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Archive of content deleted by China
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en

>ARCHIVE
Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
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Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
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Reinfection possible and potentially deadlier
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Virus infects T lymphocytes, simultaneous coinfection possible
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Wuhan lab theory "no longer fringe", US intelligence confirms
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
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>YESTERDAY'S LATEST
▶ 2 new cases in Haiti
▶ 25394 new cases and 1121 new deaths in the United States
▶ 3591 new cases and 223 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 21 new cases and 3 new deaths in Australia
▶ 237 new cases and 11 new deaths in Colombia
▶ 4 new cases in Uganda
▶ 982 new cases and 67 new deaths in Germany
▶ 10 new cases in Tunisia
▶ 12 new cases and 2 new deaths in Niger


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>Dead: 209,762
lol, still only 209,762.
How many days has it been stuck at 209,762? Four days? Five days?

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If numerals, WW3 really is happening this year. Thanks corona-chan.

>2nd of April 1 million cases
>15th of April 2 million cases
>13 days
>27th of April 3 million cases
>12 days
>with MUCH more testing than ever from all countries that are reporting
exponential fags on suicide watch
cvg on suicide watch
doomers on suicide watch

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>Ukrainian OP
que?

for nurgle

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Thermonuclear war?

Do I have weird wrists, maybe?

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It's almost like locking down 5 billion people will slow the rate of spread or something.

But now retards think it's over so they're reopening and it's going to start climbing steeper again.

literally build for dragon dildos

some boogaloo pornography

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Goalposts: Moved
nothingburgers: seething
Happening: It's

I can’t remember. Did life shut down in 2018? Per CDC.
2018 season was an estimated 45 million influenza illnesses, 21 million influenza-associated medical visits, 810,000 influenza-related hospitalizations, and 61,000 influenza-associated deaths

>not mentioned: MUCH more locking down, soon to be lifted

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Bit weird to see a Ukraine poster that isn't a jew faggot shilling

You think Tom is posting among us?

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*ahem*
FUCK NURSES.

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all good, bro

wristletism only matters in men

what the hell is happening everything is fucked AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Daily reminder
>there's a CO2 shortage happening, CO2 is essential for regulating ph levels for water purification procedures
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>Meat packing and processing workers, plus inspectors are getting sick with the WuFlu, deaths are now being recorded
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>Nuclear power plant workers are starting to test positive for the WuFlu
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>Key military top brass have been evacuated to nuclear fallout bunkers such as the Cheyenne Mountains
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>Secret service military forces have been activated in case whitehouse personnel have to be evacuated from DC
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>This virus can infect to a mild degree vital cattle herd animals such as cows
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.16.045302v1.full.pdf

Don't focus so much on the numbers, but rather the actions of our Kike politicians and the science behind this disease, as well as self improvement in general.

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Someone had to make a new thread, Argie's MIA.

It's almost like this disease is way worse than the flu or something.

Damn, guess its time to just eat my prep and find a job, thank god the lockdowns are lifting on may day

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Except. It’s not. Or did you fail math in 6th grade?

3 MILLION
>3 MILLION
3 MILLION
>3 MILLION

A L M O S T T H E R E

R0lling for this

ECUADOR has officially shutdown the internet, all telecommunications and there's no word from the goverment

Imagine being American, no kinder egg when child, no easy job placement, scarce resources when opening enterprise, now die of coronavirus because president no wise enough to make efficient lockdown, milion infected people! what is most great country now? USA or China?

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>famotidine
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It didn't. Which is how we ended up with 41 million cases.

Hi Gary, I thought you died, lad. I'm happy to see you.

Source?

Why the fuck does /ptg/ keep thinking we want everyone quarantined away?
Did you come here in 2016 or something?

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Why is the anti-hoax, anti-lockdown position the most basedest?

>206,898 deaths on 5 months of "pandemic"
>OOH MY GAWD!1!! WE ARE ALL GOING 2 DIE!!!
Seriously, Yas Forums? If you think that the coronahoax is a happening, you are a massive FAGGOT.

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Looks like they're going with the rabies jab
Oh boy
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Wasnt there a fuck up with the original ebola version of this?

And I thought that British American Tobacco were growing one already?

Isnt this how "28 days later" began?

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Apparently you failed math since you seem to think 200k deaths with lockdowns reducing everything by a massive fucking amount is somehow not as bad as 60k deaths over a longer period of time.

If we didn't have the lockdowns we'd be at 2 million deaths already. To say nothing of the fact that flu makes you puke for a week or so and then you're fine, while covid-19 causes permanent damage to multiple organ systems for the rest of your fucking life and makes it easier to die to future infections of anything.

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rip argie

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purely to annoy you would be my assumption

>2993203 infected
>206914 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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