/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3470

BLACKED

>uses numbers of car accidents to make point
>posts staged car accident
user...

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CULONA CHAN

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And /cvg/ knew since early February

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Daily reminder
>there's a CO2 shortage happening, CO2 is essential for regulating ph levels for water purification procedures
archive.is/ZCKBd
>Meat packing and processing workers, plus inspectors are getting sick with the WuFlu, deaths are now being recorded
archive.is/LmZcI
>Nuclear power plant workers are starting to test positive for the WuFlu
archive.is/wip/Ax8Lo
>Key military top brass have been evacuated to nuclear fallout bunkers such as the Cheyenne Mountains
archive.is/zT9IN
>Secret service military forces have been activated in case whitehouse personnel have to be evacuated from DC
archive.is/DZuL1
>This virus might infect to a mild degree vital cattle herd animals such as cows
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.16.045302v1.full.pdf

Don't focus so much on the numbers, but rather the actions of our Kike politicians and the science behind this disease, as well as self improvement in general.

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youtube.com/watch?v=FwdVjQrvXzI

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Based BoJo.

:(

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

>Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
>Hispanics and blacks account for most deaths in California

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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アメリカ「中国は報いを受けるべきだ」
イギリス「中国はもはや敵性国家」
フランス「中国の発表を信じてはいけない」
オーストラリア「中国は国際調査を受け入れろ」
ドイツ「中国には情報の透明性がない」
ロシア「中国人は出てけ検閲強化するからな」
チェコ「中国叩いたら医療機関がサイバー攻撃された」
フィンランドベルギーオランダ「不良品送られてきた」
パキスタン「マスクじゃなくてブラジャー送られてきた」
タイ「まともに温度が出ない温度計売りつけようとしてきた」
サウジ「石油が…」
ナイジェリア「中国人によるアフリカ人への差別攻撃に対する報復として中国の企業を焼き払うわ」
イタリア「支援は感謝するが賠償金払え」
日本「アビガン無償提供で中国の目論み阻止する、後国内に工場戻したら2/3負担する」
韓国「これからは中国と韓国が世界経済の中心になるニダ」

Try moving faster

Nonwhites and women shouldn't own cars. I think that is a good compromise.

Looks like they're going with the rabies jab
Oh boy
phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/?fbclid=IwAR2q3vTR9N9-SDOD3Ef7o5oCuVn4eWxBjIUJwI5cWkDvRRtKYWE5P3VUio4

Wasnt there a fuck up with the original ebola version of this?

And I thought that British American Tobacco were growing one already?

Isnt this what "28 days later" predicted?

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I can do better than that in ms paint.

ANONS, IS THIS TRUE?

>New World Health Organization scientific brief: "There is currently no evidence that people who have recovered from COVID-19 and have antibodies are protected from a second infection."

twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1254092040570384384

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 983,545 (55,341) #2 Spain 226,629 (23,190) #3 Italy 197,675 (26,644) #4 France 162,100 (22,856) #5 Germany 157,177 (5,913) #6 United Kingdom 152,840 (20,732) #7 Turkey 110,130 (2,805) #8 Iran 90,481 (5,710) #9 China 82,827 (4,632) #10 Russia 80,949 (747) #11 Brazil 61,888 (4,205) #12 Canada 46,644 (2,560) #13 Belgium 46,134 (7,094) #14 Netherlands 37,845 (4,475) #15 Switzerland 29,061 (1,610) #16 India 27,890 (882) #17 Peru 27,517 (728) #18 Portugal 23,864 (903) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 19,262 (1,087) #21 Sweden 18,640 (2,194) #22 Saudi Arabia 17,522 (139) #23 Israel 15,443 (201) #24 Austria 15,225 (542) #25 Mexico 13,842 (1,305) #26 Singapore 13,624 (12) #27 Chile 13,331 (189) #28 Pakistan 13,328 (281) #29 Japan 13,231 (360) #30 Poland 11,617 (535) #31 Romania 11,036 (619) #32 South Korea 10,728 (242) #33 Belarus 10,463 (72) #34 United Arab Emirates 10,349 (76) #35 Qatar 10,287 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +21,960 (+1,015) #2 Russia +6,361 (+66) #3 United Kingdom +4,463 (+413) #4 Spain +2,870 (+288) #5 Turkey +2,357 (+99) #6 Italy +2,324 (+260) #7 Peru +2,186 (+28) #8 India +1,607 (+57) #9 Canada +1,290 (+95) #10 Saudi Arabia +1,223 (+3) #11 Iran +1,153 (+60) #12 Brazil +1,115 (+72) #13 Mexico +970 (+84) #14 Belarus +873 (+5) #15 Belgium +809 (+177) #16 Ireland +701 (+24) #17 Germany +664 (+36) #18 Netherlands +655 (+66) #19 France +612 (+242) #20 Pakistan +605 (+12) #21 United Arab Emirates +536 (+5) #22 Ukraine +492 (+8) #23 Chile +473 (+8) #24 Portugal +472 (+23) #25 Sweden +463 (+2) #26 Bangladesh +418 (+5) #27 Romania +401 (+18) #28 Poland +344 (+11) #29 Philippines +285 (+7) #30 Indonesia +275 (+23) #31 Ghana +271 (+1) #32 Serbia +263 (+5) #33 Egypt +215 (+10) #34 Dominican Republic +209 (+5) #35 Panama +200 (+5)…

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Do anyone know a site that reports the death by heart problems/strokes and flu in the US and europe this year?

You should be fine. Provably just the McDonalds fucking with your body

This has been known for a while now

OPEN UP WAGIES

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>overestimate number of infected by testing people who leave their house regularly
>still reach a .78% CFR

lmao

IT has been known since february
biomedomics.com/products/infectious-disease/covid-19-rt/
"Positive results may be due to past or present infection with non-SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus strains, such as coronavirus HKU1, NL63, OC43, or 229E"

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Yeah we said this back in February.try catching up

They are ridiculous underestating how nature can bullshit when they do stuff by briging up stuff from their ass

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>be the last ones to implement any lockdown
>their lockdown was soft bullshit compared to Europe
>drink bleach and koi pond cleaner
>protests in the streets to go back to work
>first ones to end lockdown
>Fauci says there will be zero new deaths in a couple weeks
M-muttbros i kneel, i was hoping that you guys would die in the millions but it seems that your superior genetics and IQ managed to stop the virus.
Will you accept my apology?

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Uhhhh, lads?
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/20/carbon-dioxide-shortage-us-food-water-coronavirus
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-23/usda-inspector-reported-to-die-amid-meat-plant-viral-outbreaks
inquirer.com/business/limerick-nuclear-plant-refueling-coronavirus-workers-infected-20200408.html

archive.is/ZCKBd
archive.is/LmZcI
archive.is/wip/Ax8Lo(being processedfor archival)

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Burger of nothing...

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"Petrodollar" does not mean dollars are tied to the price of oil.

kek

Turk flown home from sweden to get treatment in turkey. Appears to be primitive propaganda, Google translated
archive.is/wip/bHufp

>2987108 infected
>206681 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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remember when mutt posting got banned because it made americans seethe too hard?
good times

>tfw your one of those kinds of people who cant do anything else during a crisis, happening or problem
>cant play vidya or watch anything
>/cvg/ 24/7 untill coofing death

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brooop

well, if you compare corona to the 1918 Spanish flu I'd say that's a fair comparison. Considering that there were 50 million deaths from the spanish flu.

>trusting the WHO after the shitload of money from China
at this point they're a terrorist organization
bomb them

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Comfy corona vids get them before they're gone
Corona-chan youtu.be/iBoojBTEPaI
Corona Chan wants to be your waifu! youtu.be/MO-1WFzZki4
(ﾉヮ)ﾉ_ -･ﾟCowona Viwus-chan wuvs u~ (ω) youtu.be/ZXGWZonPNjI
BOG-19 youtu.be/76QfhNJsgrA
If I catch you I'm gonna coooof on you youtu.be/eGNVsQwWZLI
Wuhan! (Got You All Infected) bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/
Go! Go! Corona Chan!!~「COVID-19パンデミック」 武汉瘟疫 youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0
【Original】 Corona (feat. Hatsune Miku) 【Wash your hands to this】 youtu.be/1hJjQPtPaKg
" Just a flu bro" youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM
Corona-chan - Kung Flu Fighting Fast As Lightning youtu.be/dC5rc8EUs2A
Coronavirus - its just a wu flu bro! youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc
DON'T PANIC.mp3 youtu.be/jVCQa0znGpM
the corona virus experience youtu.be/buH3sZo1SNs
Origen del coronavirus, china comiendo murciélago - coffin dance funeral youtu.be/Vwmi_JsQ2mA
SARS COV2 - Electric Flugaloo youtu.be/EiYJ1FNguoo
Chinese Girl Talks About Coronavirus In VRChat youtu.be/EM_lbDk3At4
Coronavirus Compilation bitchute.com/video/NWjDnyyW6ADt/

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The recovery!

This is your blood on Corona Virus.

Are you fucking spying on me?

That doesn't sound like Corona, leave /cvg/ for. Day and see if it helps

/CVG/ REPORT
>coronachan makes heart go boom
>ventilators are failing, causing lungs to go boom, doctors say this is not the way to correctly treat patients
>no vaccine possible which is not new among coronaviruses
>animals getting infected including pets
>mosquito spread theoretically possible
>pollution carries it, might contaminate rainfall
>attacks immune system, almost all major organs
>people dying at home from heart failure
>attacks brain, causes brain damage, causes outbreaks of strokes in the young
>kills primarily the weak and old first, slowly deteriorates the young and eventually kills them too
>"recovered" leaving hospitals with ravaged lungs
>SARS survivors 10 years later too become too sick to work.
>can survive over two weeks on surfaces
>travels farther then 6 feet in the air, up to 8 meters.
>can survive for hours in the air, can travel through AC units
>found in mens balls, effects still not understood but possible sterility
>kills T-cells similarly to HIV
>can cause massive blood clots throughout body, can lead to necessary amputations
>can be spread in the smell of human waste
>power plants and meat production are in their beginning stages of positive outbreaks among the workforce

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I member, mutts were so triggered they could barely post their BBC threads

Funny enough, an old post i saved since february says the same:

>Actual SARS-CoV-2 (and the associated disease COVID-19, more commonly known as Wu Flu) confirmed to be at 2,21%.

Comparatively Spanish flu is estimated to have had a death rate of 2,5% and killed up to an estimated 50 million people

Does this imply non-European DNA? I don't have any and only 23andMe thinks I have a little Southern European.

>car accidents are contagious

youtube.com/watch?v=3UjSaGYTVZ0

That’s actually one reason I like this Happening. There’s no actual Happening waiting in the wings. There won’t be a ‘slip’ for a volcano or Yellowstone erupting or WW3. I’m not waiting for a Happening, this is the Happening. I can just check on it occasionally. It’s a slow burn, no haste no anxiety.

I unironically picture you with this face every time you post this

>he doesn't understand the devaluation of the dollar is necessary for the petrodollar to function

Comfiest fucking apocalypse possible
All the time in the world to get your shit together and be ready
literally no excuses

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Why do you use faggot language like 'unironically'?

well, you cannot compare it to H1N1 because its totally different and unfortunately this is bad for us

n the woods for a month of quarantine.
i tell roomies me and my gf are comingg home.
>no, 6 people is too many in house and we cant risk outsiders coming in
1. shes same risk as me
2. other roommates have been leaving to spend time with their partners..
3. we want to be isolated in my room vents closed windows open. only share poop room.

so i think imma ask my landlord for free rent until then, is that fair? how do i proposition the question?
>“i am currently on private property in the woods and my roommates are asking me not to come home until shelter-in-placee order is over, may i have a hold on rent until then?”
anyone have a better way to word this?

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Why is she wearing a bigger winter hat over her hazmat suit?

Fucking fag enablers with their 6 syllable words ain't no good Christian sayin words that long

user... pls

WHO has done everything they could, its not their fault that western leaders didnt act on their advice

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

▶ 982 new cases and 67 new deaths in Germany
▶ 10 new cases in Tunisia

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Quit being a fucking faggot, if my roommate told me not to come back to my own home i would beat his fucking ass. man up and deal with it.

Its shit you live in the middle of the infected zone and just sit waiting for coofing death.
>obviously infected
>cant go to hospital or die
>can't stay home or die
>airborn, so cant even open the windows when spring is beautiful

Advice like
-no h2h transmission
-don't wear a mask
-it's not airborne
-china did a great job

Yeah, it's not looking pretty. Time to switch to a proactive phase and prepare for a world in which that is the new normal.

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this reminds me
any of you anons got a good or free burner phone app that you use?
faceberg killed my last sock puppet and i haven't been able to log in the last two weeks since i told a couple of talk show hosts they were GRIDS carriers