It would be dishonest for me to word this differently

The best way to understand your vexatious behaviour on here to first acknowledge your weakness to substance abuse & chronic masturbation. Without a doubt, as usual, I’m right about you being weak.

It would be dishonest for me to say you're capable of going up to an attractive girl to ask her out on a date, it would be dishonest to say that you didn’t need to clean your room before she arrived, it would be dishonest to say you’d like to have time to delete your browsing history just so if she asks to use the computer, everything you’ve been on is perfectly normal & uncringy.

It would be honest to say you’re a fucking failure.

Things will never get better.

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Fuck off, leaf

imagine posting this drivel on Yas Forums instead of on reddit.

BUILT FOR BBC

that is about the limit for me, even if mal

>projection

Look who came in...

imagine posting this on Yas Forums and not fumblr, the autists would tear this leaf apart
btw, ai cant undersrand parables or proverbs leaf faggot

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Mal is fucking gross now

Fucking monkeys can have that pig.

Would cuddle with.

More like BCC (Birthing Caucasian Children)

This is now a /sig/ thread.

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Ignorant, retarded, beta males will never admit that they find her attractive, but I can certainly tell you that if they could do her discretely, they certainly would. Not to mention, some dudes have "big girl" fetishes in which they imagine some curvy cockrider taking control of them sexually.

Absolutely. They would most definitely like her to smother their faces with her asshole.

Ding ding ding.... there's the faggot. I new it was only a matter of time.

Can't deny trips infinity

Gotta disagree with them trips. At least her face was cute a few years ago. Now she's nasty head to toe.

Stick you dick in any 300 pound pig you fucking want, simp. No hair off my ass.

tell me what normal is when people cut their dicks off and look like demons, eh?
let they who have no sin cast judgement first, and may God slap me silly with eternal torment for what I’ve done: I’m done worrying about things beyond my power

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They saw that thumbnail, still came in anyways because the first couple of sentences are soooooo welcoming. :D

I like big women she's smoking!
love for her to sit on top & pound me me silly

You you silly.

Hello there mutt. Time to stop being a faggot.

It depends on if the guy has fucked those women before. I wouldnt fuck that girl because I exclusively fucked fat girls in college. I dont want or need to do that ever again. I know what it's like, inside and out, and have no desire to fuck more fat girls.

Judging by the pic, OP's gonna need a bigger boat.

I want to put my head under those tig ole biddies

I'd like to watch her struggle pulling those jeans back up over that big old ass while them titties flop everywhere

I think I understand. I used to have a thing for Asian chicks, then I dated and fucked one for almost 8 years and it ended badly. Now I have no desire to mess around with Asian girls ever again.

Mfw she falls asleep on top of you... R.i.p

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Finally a thiccc bitch built for BBC

She's okay but she has a lot of cellulite going. She is allegedly like 5'2 5'3. Its pretty scary she weights as much as me.

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*Weighs

B R A P G O D D E S S

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God it's sad Mal is a dyed in the wool leftist

>MFW work out, charismatic, handsome and funny
>Mfw women often throw themselves at me
>Mfw lead them on all night then get them really frustrated by denying them without reason
>Mfw I want attractive women early in the night but after getting drunk can’t get my ex-gf out of my mind because I still love her
Feels good, but then feels really bad

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Please tell me how you can be "traditional" or "conservative" and an internet thot.