/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3469

>random sample
>at grocery store

That's really not very random.

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Tokyo has no lockdown, and they report only 93 total deaths from COVID 19. Its population is higher than NYC.

What explains this discrepancy?

>Antibody test study
btfo leaf
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.15.20066407v1.full.pdf

What is he up to now?

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Now that the CCP has recruited new agents for the internet propaganda branch to replace all the ones that died from Corona, how long will these new ones last before they also get replaced?

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gooky face saving tactics

So quick. It kind of sad really.

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I don't feel any taste what do

Don't mind me, just disinfecting the thread.

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Probably passed out in a hallway from a cold

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Still only 200k deaths.
There are 150k deaths each day. Corona chan can't kill people as fast as niggers get woman pregnant each day.

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Calling for an info-graphic to be made that highlights how Coronachan works. We knew about all the DNA damage it causes by inserting loops 3 months ago or more, please compile all known information that is verified into an image

Image of your average nothingburgerfag refreshing Yas Forums constantly to post the same pasta at the start of each thread is realy fucking sad.

Well you joke but Spain is going to start aerial spraying
dronedj.com/2020/04/01/spain-first-in-europe-agricultural-drones-covid-19/

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That fake as hell info-graphic? You retard, that was disproved months ago.

>Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
No fucking shit, now I know this shitty threads are full of shills. Saged in all fieds.

QUARANTINE?
GOOD VIRUS IS, REALLY!
BAD? NO!
GO OUTSIDE!
DON'T? WORK!

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/CVG/ REPORT
>coronachan makes heart go boom
>ventilators are failing, causing lungs to go boom, doctors say this is not the way to correctly treat patients
>no vaccine possible which is not new among coronaviruses
>animals getting infected including pets
>mosquito spread theoretically possible
>pollution carries it, might contaminate rainfall
>attacks immune system, almost all major organs
>people dying at home from heart failure
>attacks brain, causes brain damage, causes outbreaks of strokes in the young
>kills primarily the weak and old first, slowly deteriorates the young and eventually kills them too
>"recovered" leaving hospitals with ravaged lungs
>SARS survivors 10 years later too become too sick to work.
>can survive over two weeks on surfaces
>travels farther then 6 feet in the air, up to 8 meters.
>can survive for hours in the air, can travel through AC units
>found in mens balls, effects still not understood but possible sterility
>kills T-cells similarly to HIV
>can cause massive blood clots throughout body, can lead to necessary amputations
>can be spread in the smell of human waste

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Who cares, they are absolutely shit at it
>same shit all time same grammar wrongly haha haha we west bad china #1!!
and with some random country's flag via whatever vpn they are using
Despite your average chinese person not being allowed on here
Personally I'm all for actual Chinese people being on here and not fuckshits from the government, at least they'd be able to fucking bant, the government shills seem to just.. lack

China being shit

Looks like Disney World is getting ready to reopen for the cattle...

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The antibody studies are total fucking bullshit lmao

sciencemag.org/news/2020/04/antibody-surveys-suggesting-vast-undercount-coronavirus-infections-may-be-unreliable

Thanks

>Hid information and didn't ban travel until mid january
>Bought medical equimpent from other countries and their companies sold deficient masks and tests
>That's in the past bro haha, here, take our least qualified doctors to help you out!
Nuke China

looks like a bullflag to me, mongoloid. Enjoy your 80 cents.

thanks :)

great , i cant wait for retards and disney-rinas to die coofing , i cant stand their retardation towards all disney crap.

>China driving around neighborhoods with trucks spraying whatever it might be
>rest of the world have yet to even empty a bottle of Febreeze

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wtf? lol

I WANT CULONACHAN TO SIT ON MY FACE

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Bugmen holocaust is coming

i asked this a few threads ago, but i didn't get a good answer. well, not a good answer anyways,

does anyone know why australia doesn't have it bad? like, i guess i'm lucky, but seriously. it's weird. we had busses full of chinks before this, so how come we have it better then other countries? makes no sense to me.

▶ 2692 new cases and 160 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 2 new cases in Bahamas
▶ 10 new cases in Benin

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OOOOOHHHHHHHH SSSHHIIIIITTT I'M GONNA
CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!

*tink tink*
Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please, there is going to be an immediate announcement, no need to wait
>ahem
FUCK CHINA
Thank you for your attention

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>BOG-19 youtu.be/76QfhNJsgrA
Good shit

I have seen some aussies talk about HCQ being part of the protocol and being applied early. That may be part of the reason.
I would love to get conformation on that

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Folk are going to love queueing for the CoronaCoasters

Why did I never get a flu, it sounds trippy.

This image *cough* makes me feel funny in my *cough* special place *cough*

Nice. Also the NBA wants to move to Georgia when they open to practice, possibly even have real games there.

NEWS FLASH

ANCIENT ALIENS GAVE US CORONAVIRUS

That channel deserves way more views than he gets.

you got the experimental vaccine strain maybe

Microscopic virus eating spiders. Or maybe 'Strayans were the master race all along.

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Big portion of Australia is just empty nothing.
You can only be reached by plane/boat so it's harder to import cases, unlike Europe where people go to work accross the border.
It should have spread in bigger cities, but I guess you were lucky

You got the mainland China strain, not the Wuhan strain.

Think you're hard, big man?

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monday is tomorrow

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cute

>WhatsApp Image
nigger

tinfoil theory , they did that to spray a specific strain to inoculate all their population and herd immunity

most likely cause: chinks used up all the worldwide sypply of lysol , just like they emptied every drugstore worldwide out of their n95 masks and shipped em to mainland chinkland

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It's not about the deaths and never was, you stupid fuck, It was always about the infections. You get infected, you have it for life unless a vaccine is made.

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cool, what did we trade for it? AIDS?

Scientists have figured out how to successfully vaccinate mice against MERS without killing them. Couldn't we use the same approach for SARS-COV-2? A vaccine can be used to target immune response at highly conserved structural portions of a virus that aren't likely to be affected as it mutatates.
>Link related: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6688523/

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Based

some of you nothingburgers are alright,

don't go outside tomorrow

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This is some amazing news, I hope the park is packed to peak occupancy for weeks. And I really hope people are coming from all over the country to visit.

The month of May is going to be an amazing month full of amazing reopenings. The economy is going to boom and people are finally going to be able to get out!

Now the month of June... that's going to be a different story. June belongs to Corona-chan. June is when the normies realize how much they fucked up. But May? May is gonna be a Nothing-Burger paradise. Enjoy it while it lasts!

>ALMOST AT 3 MILLION
ALMOST AT 3 MILLION
>ALMOST AT 3 MILLION
ALMOST AT 3 MILLION

This guy is such a meme lmao. The frog one has been the best I've seen from him

wtf I hate China now

When? Tonight or tomorrow?

>6OVl7D/S
bro your ID looks like "COVID", you feeling okay?

USA is #16 for most deaths per capita? Why does the media keep saying that we are one of the worst countries with corona? Do they not understand population sizes?

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Because it's incredibly ineffective and only done to be visible, to smooth brained retards like yourself, for the sake of appearance.

thanks for article user

None of this talks about the NY study

NOOO , NOT THE RUSKIRINO!

If you exclude most of the dataset, of course there will be that trendline. Not so much of you consider the rest.
There is very much a tendency to peak and then decline for a couple of days and then do a higher peak

For me the real killer is the economy and social unrest. This is a very multilayer happening, with many consequences that will haunt us for years

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For a brief moment that bird is like "Wtf?"

Ayo hol up. So you're tell me... that the cure... is a virus?

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Board must be getting infected again

The weather and the outdoor living probably affect transmission dynamics like they do for many other viruses. Also, australia is practically empty. Also, what chance does a chinese manufactured virus stand against Australia's native biome that is already trying so hard to kill everyone who lives there?

BUY
THE
DIP

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the real number is way beyond that id imagine

It's all the same fucking junk science being pushed to lull people into "reopening"

We don't know shit about antibodies or immunity YET

So it's just a hamiltonian cycle, this is trivial user

Yes, I do, I'm rock hard and ready to coom

They don't understand much

hahaha corona death liability waivers are a surety

This might be the gayest thing posted on /cvg/ today, and that's difficult to pull off considering a grown, adult males boop post.

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Quite so

WHAT are they SPRAYING?

Iunno. Tonight would be nice. Guess we'll have to wait and see.

Fair enough

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where is greta now, why doesn't she protest against virus

holy crap, I hate china even more now too!
What a hell! China crazy!

▶ 30 new cases and 1 new death in Georgia

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Yeah I agree.

besides the temperature also plays a big role

this virus is wrapped in a lipidic membrane. That membrane is responsible by the connection between the virus and the cell. Warm climates destroy this membrane quickly so it shortens the half-life of the virus floating around.
That means that if you get infected is from a small load so as long as you have a good immune system it'll be easier to recover.

>look at me, I know basic graph theory
>I call it trivial even if it's an NP-complete problem
Yet I don't see your solution

nothing wrong with boopposting, asshole

youtu.be/mztNA1lwdoY

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No normal height qt chinese gf, why live?

they always wear masks

i want off corona's wild ride

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probably the same stuff the chinks used

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Wait 'till we've seen barashit boopposting.
I hope we won't have to, though.

Sorry. No breaks on this train

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So, what goalposts will /cvg/ shift next?
Any guesses nothingburgerbros?

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You can post cute animals. Totally not gay. Boops are gay, though.

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The correct version