Bikes are for socialist faggot vegan basedboys. Real men drive trucks. Now please...

Bikes are for socialist faggot vegan basedboys. Real men drive trucks. Now please, funnel tax revenue to build wide streets where you can even land an airliner. Create zoning laws that require that I have space to park my giant behemoth in front of my house because god forbid I have to walk more than 10 ft from my front door to my car. Create parking minimum requirements in commercial properties so that I can have somewhere to park my truck while I go shopping for a Carhartt shirt so that I can LARP as a blue collar country boy. Also, I need a second round of Trumpbucks ASAP because I can't afford my $500 monthly payment to finance the $40,000 loan that I took out to purchase this depreciating asset. Also, fuck liberals. Enjoy this rolling coal. Yeee haa motherfuckers.

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You already HAVE a place in front of your house to park you XXXL penis extension, but most based fold call it A LAWN

You skip leg day every day faggot.

>Real men drive trucks
real men have drivers, cuck.

Like a good redneck, I don't have a front lawn. Instead it's dirt where I park old cars that are out of commission. But don't worry, one day they will hotrods!

In your pic, that's not a truck, it's a toy, big difference. I have a 1 ton dodge diesel that is a truck because it can be used as a truck. Also, diesels don't depreciate like gassers because the engines have 3x the lifespan. Anyone who jacks up their truck and doesn't use it for mudding or offroading is a massive faggot.

I have three trucks, suck my dick.

>I'm either massively in debt or wasted thousands on trucks that could have been invested in S&P500
>But at least I get to own the libs

Lifted trucks are for floods. I learned that the hard way. Everybody should have a lifted truck.

Found the urbanite who relies on Uber.

>2015 Silverado not lifted daily driver work truck
>1985 K5 4x4 blazer for driving on the beach
>69 Chevy C10 because it's fun and fuck you
>zero debt
It's my money faggot, I guess you're saving all your money for your sex reassignment surgery.

>exercises is for socialists
Obesitypilled.

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Well good luck living off of canned food and a measly social security check when you're older. You could have maxed out your 401K instead.

>go max your 401k goyim
>black people will surely keep your society normal so retireing in this nation is guaranteed success
>after all america will be 100% like it is today
Your reliance on niggers and shitskins maintaining your society is the even more hilarious part. You are banking on an unknown factor.

>banking on unknown factors
Exactly. So learn how to generate wealth so that you can survive once social security collapses after boomers suck it dry.

Nothing is more weak and gay than moving under your own power.

>Bikes are for socialist
You're just too far to bike

ok fatass

Bump

*fat

it was a joke sir

I've been getting itchy for a truck too, nothing as big as you burgers are used to, a hilux, ranger, bt50 size, maybe when I've paid off my 320i.

I could retire now if I wanted to. Actually I've been out of work for over a month now, my choice, and I'm seriously thinking about not going back.

BUMP

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That's actually pretty based.

the commuter fears the white van man

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based

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i drive a truck and ride a bike? what now

It's semi-suicidal to ride a motorbike in the suburbs. A jackass runs a red light going 50 MPH and collides with you is basically certain death.

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I fucking hate this type of bike boomer ass bikes .
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Yeah that's why I used to always ride my R1 in the countryside. Then I hit a fucking deer. Broke me femur, wrist, and forearm.

>have the money to get a custom truck that costs as much as a sports car
>go for the big ole' slow honkin piece a shit that spews smoke
>when you could be driving a fast car that shoots fire out of the exhaust
i don't get it. someone explain to me.

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>imagine having a dick as small as this guy's

If you drive a truck, and never use it to do actual work, you are a turbo faggot. Otherwise, yes, trucks are superior. I do like my bike though as well.