/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3468

► Detected: 2,979,411 (+60,007) ► Died: 206,244 (+3,080) ► Day: 108 (-06:26:29)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,585 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
archive.is/rZp0M

Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
archive.is/Qlutx

20,000 dead in the UK, beating end-of-pandemic projections
archive.is/bbrLp

Archive of content deleted by China
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory

8 patients in Hong Kong test positive after "recovery"
archive.is/hPSso

>ARCHIVE
Virus contains new HIV-like cleavage site
archive.is/AhdAT

Virus might aid gut bacteria, worsening infection
archive.is/CI9sO

Jews 8 times more likely to die in the UK
archive.is/BbIpA

Long-term psychiatric morbidities among SARS-CoV survivors
archive.is/vfVhf

Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/JVGQ5

Deaths in the UK are 50% higher than official toll
archive.is/UN6VA

Scientists warned SARS was going to reemerge in China
archive.is/JtYL1

EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
archive.is/siecS

>LATEST
▶ 16979 new cases and 757 new deaths in the United States
▶ 1607 new cases and 57 new deaths in India
▶ 71 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 2 new cases in Costa Rica
▶ 8 new cases in Rwanda
▶ 59 new cases in Bahrain
▶ 185 new cases and 1 new death in South Africa
▶ 1290 new cases and 95 new deaths in Canada
▶ 2186 new cases and 28 new deaths in Peru

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github.com/CSSEGISandData/COVID-19/blob/master/csse_covid_19_data/csse_covid_19_time_series/time_series_covid19_deaths_global.csv
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/20/carbon-dioxide-shortage-us-food-water-coronavirus
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>SRSLY GUISE WAIT FOR THE SECOND WAVE GUIZE

>SRSLY GUISE WAIT FOR THE SECOND WAVE GUIZE AMIRITE

>SRSLY GUISE WAIT FOR THE SECOND WAVE GUIZE AMIRITE GAIZ

>SRSLY GUISE WAIT FOR THE SECOND WAVE GUIZE AMIRITE GAIZ YOU GAIZ

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kek, its over. Eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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Real thread

*sneaks up on you*

Hehehe :3

*pounces into a huggle* (^▽^(^▽^*)

Boo! I got you~! ^ω^

You looked so scared!!

I hope you taking care of yourself!

Super duper important people like you need to! ȌωȌ

So don't give up! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

Oh yeah... I almost forgot! ;_;

*wuggles hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ノ

Mmm... so comfy... (´・ω・`)

-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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>206,244 deaths on 5 months of "pandemic"
>OOH MY GAWD!1!! WE ARE ALL GOING 2 DIE!!!
Seriously, Yas Forums? If you think that the coronahoax is a happening, you are a massive FAGGOT.

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I haven't even linked the thread yet. I am glad you like the threads so much you were refreshing on the catalog waiting for a new one.

youtu.be/WQJlhfajuTo?t=7
COVID 19!

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Ahahahahah fat people are dying.

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Pajeet laid off

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Any good news today?

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This thread is shill fuckery

>nothingburgers rush the catalog and violently refresh for firstpost

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DECAPITATE THE CCP
LET US START A WAR
LET US DESTROY KILL RAPE CHINA

wew I forgot we left off in dogsville

Notice the trend, how in the past three weeks there seems to be a peak and then decline, then a sudden peak then another decline?
That's because deaths peak during the week, then start to fall off during the weekends, only to peak again. You can see three separate spikes on that graph friendo.

remember to be comfy

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We’re gonna have dirty water soon

>Jews 8 times more likely to die in the UK
So it's truly god punishment?

It ever occur to you they'd be much higher without lockdowns?

Based

GRUG SMASH

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I pooped

thx for community's bread

>nothingnburgers rushing into new thread
OBSESSED, RENT FREE

AND SEETHING

>interview questions
Wtf pajeet
Nobody said anything about that

github.com/CSSEGISandData/COVID-19/blob/master/csse_covid_19_data/csse_covid_19_time_series/time_series_covid19_deaths_global.csv
Hubei added 1,300 deaths and US added 4,000 deaths that day. It's just from backlogged tests.
>shilling for a virus

Good job!

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Kek

truckeranon here:
MO is partially open for business, stopped in St. Louis yesterday, was able to go to microcenter for the first time in my life, bought parts for a full miniitx build, there was a lot of people inside but >80% mask prevalence

risked the coof for a gaman pc, fuck it

what do you mean? water workers getting infected?

,244 deaths on 5 months of "pandemic"
If you think that's not much then you are either retarded, psychopath or both

>STAY THE FUCK HOME! THE GOVERNMENT SAYS SO! FUCK YOUR RIGHTS!

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Thanks user boops always make me feel a bit happier
~boop

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post one, request one

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>ywn marry coronachan

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>STAY THE FUCK HOME!
We don't want people to stay home

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Well anons. We all should have realized by now that we are just at the beginning of this pandemic.
I mean sure now numbers will go down.
After around 2-3 months of heavy restrictions its just normal for that. The sooner a country implimented them the faster it is for them.
Gov. gona think they have it under controle people will be happy as more and more restrictions get lifted.
And heres the point.
What do we know about corona?

>you get very limited to no immunity to it. And even if youre one of the lucky few with immunity all it needs is a new strain of a highly mutating virus
>Just 3-20% get immunity at all
>kills your T-Cells effectively destroying your immun system.
>children don’t build up any immunity at all
>longterm damages to organs like heart, lungs, brain, kidneys, testicles (if you get a more than mild infection)
>reinfection hits a lot harder and deadlier.
>incubation time of 5-28 days.
>survives on objects up to 17 days even with sporadic bleach cleaning (diamond princes)
>found in tap-water and dust particles
>causes blood-clots (heart attacks, strokes, amputations)
>mutates fast (already 8 different strains found)
>asymptomic spreaders.
>no cure
>no vaccine

Now think about it. Restrictions get lifted people are happy.
Finaly freedom! Finaly human contact! PARTY! CLOSE CONTACT! FUCKING!
And trust me thousend over thousends will do that the moment they are allowed back into "normalcy".
Now all it needs is 1 single infected in a country. And we're back to square zero.
I mean sure lets say france has a new surge of infected. alot of countrys will ban travel to and from it. But some wont. And from there it spreads even in countrys with the travel ban.

But people will only realize it mostly 5-28 days later.

>REINFECTION HITS A LOT HARDER AND IS MORE DEADLY

Hospitals will be full with infections who got it the first time but are still dying quite a lot
And with reinfections who will die like flies

We should have learned from the Spanish flu

kek
ikr

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who cares retard, go outside or dont, cops arent gonna do shit

>#3468
>three thousand four hundred and sixty eight

Adderal is one hell of a drug

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It's not that, but the CO2 shortage..
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/20/carbon-dioxide-shortage-us-food-water-coronavirus

State of Nothingburger fags
>Earth Geometry
Flat
>Moon-landing
Hoax and staged
>Vaccines
All but a authism inducing hoax
>Covid-19
Fake and gay, all performed by paid actors
>Some guy that perform cheap magic tricks 2020 years ago and "died" crucified
>Absolute truth, must not disrespect

???????????
I see... this is what covid-19 does to your brain...

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Is pandemic season 1 over?
Season 2 coming this October yes?

Isn't she based?

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