/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3467

Usual weekend slowdown. Relax and wait for Monday/Tuesday to continue the happening

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I'm dumb. Can someone explain these? Is it basically referring to stonks recovering?

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Haha. nope.

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So are we going back to Normie world or wassup

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2.

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>IT’S GOING TO STAY IN YOUR SYSTEM FOREVER!

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Italy is live

3.

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>you can now go out to see you relatives
yeeeeeeeeeeeei, thanks daddy Conte

>nothingburger fags still lurk /cvg/ because they know we always are ahead of everyone

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4.

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Based BoJo. I knew he was more useful alive than dead

>coronachan makes heart go boom
>ventilators are failing, causing lungs to go boom
>no vaccine possible which is not new among coronaviruses
>animals getting infected
>mosquito spread theoretically possible
>pollution carries it, might contaminate rainfall
>attacks immune system, almost all major organs
>people dying at home from heart failure
>attacks brain, causes brain damage, causes outbreaks of strokes in the young
>kills primarily the weak and old first, slowly deteriorates the young and eventually kills them too
>"recovered" leaving hospitals with ravaged lungs
>can survive over two weeks on surfaces
>travels farther then 6 feet in the air, much farther
>can survive for hours in the air, can travel through AC units
>found in mens balls, effects still not understood but possible sterility
>can cause massive blood clots throughout body, can lead to necessary amputations
wew lad, im taking early lunch

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What is Conte saying?

5.

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based and boop-pilled

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l wonder what's happening in the non-corona timeline?

we all know that from /pol that good fortune is from goodness and that ill fortune is from evil. Other than our own misfortunes, we live in an environment of karmic meritocracy.

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What's going to happen in the next 5 months? I'm nervous :(

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What happens when the get hungry?

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Fucking degeneracy.

If we were irrelevant then nothingburgers would not try to disrupt our threads.

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he’s saying that Italian borders will remain sealed once they reach 0 new daily infections

Nope. We don’t lurk, we shit up your thread on purpose. I was a somethingburger in January/February when /cvg/ was actually good.
Now these threads are fucking doubling down on dubious claims when reality shows that this is a nothingburger.

forgot it being found on dust particles user

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Based. Over abundance of caution pilled poster

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so never?

NEETS will still be comfy. NEETworld

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Was a full size of this posted yet

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He's been talking for more than 25 minutes now, I'll post everything after it ends

Normie world is gone frendo maybe it will be back by 2026 at the earliest

soooo.....pretty much back to normal in a few weeks except with masks, sneeze guards, distance between tables, etc.??

it's not like I go to music concerts anyway

big things will happen
just be on the lookout fren

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they'll run out of people eventually

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Clown World goes on, rotting hearts and souls. We are the luck ones

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Reverse mortgages skyrocketing, boomer find a way to continue to cling to life another 60 years

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blessed holy German poster calling out the degenerate coomers

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related to?

>Heh, they hate us because we’re the talk of the town
Absolutely delusional. The rest of Yas Forums laughs at you. Yas Forums is making nurse hate threads all the time because we realize this is just the sniffles.

>we shit up your thread on purpose.
lmao

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How many deaths will America end up with?

They said 100,000 to 240,000 first. Then revised that to 80,000. Then revised that again to 60,000

It's 55,000 already and rising by about 13-15k every week

By this time next month, what number are we looking at? 100,000? Higher because lockdowns ending? Lower because meme disease?

The colours are more exotic then I would want, but I'm glad someone did it for more than one

>mfw /CVG/ only has like 5 serious people in it actually redpilling and having actual discourse.

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It's just a hat user

>Ms. EU, can Itawy come out to pway?
>Qwawantine again? Awwww mannn....

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Large events might not come back until 2022.

>Lifting lockdown for all except the elderly would see more than than 100,000 die, the scientist behind the UK government’s modelling has warned.
>Prof Ferguson’s earlier modelling - which warned of 500,000 deaths unless draconian restrictions were placed on Britain - prompted the Prime Minister to put Britain into lockdown.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/26/lifting-lockdown-except-vulnerable-would-see-100000-die-government/

is the model bullshit?

Will we get to 3M today ?

Good ol' January american flag former believer.

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kek

They'll pull a China and flatline the numbers, eventually.

I would take boomers living longer if it meant I eventually get to live longer

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it will end at 60k because trump will deactivate the atoms then

>telling a virus "You know that we exterminate up to 99.9% of bacterias?"
>tfw the artist learnt anatomy but could not learn basic biology

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would catch a deadly disease for.

Yes

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>everything opens up again by June
>normies rush out to party and get sick/die by the millions
>economy shoots up briefly, then crashes again and cant possibly recover
>10k dying a day by August, summer has not slown it down a bit
>logistics chain collapses
>no babies are being born by 2022
>mass starvation on top of extinction tier virus
>mad max by 2023
>humans are extinct by 2024-2025

>we

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numbers from the inside of your comfy neetstation

His first model was exaggerated. His second model was too conservative and already got beaten. It's trash.

Of course it is. Only old people die

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>everything opens up again by June
Try early May

Thanks user

End of the year 200,000+. Screen cap this

Economy will re-open for a few months just to close again in the winter. Then, society collapses.

keked

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At this point I can't tell anymorw are those chink or miga shills?

ITALIAN PM PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT PHASE 2, transcript:

Conte: You have all manifested, from north to south, strength, courage and responsibility. Now the phase of coexistence with the virus begins. In phase 2 there will be a concrete risk of infection rising and for this reason safety measures must be respected.

Conte: If you love Italy, respect the security measures. Even in the family. Social distance is essential to avoid contagion and not to raise the curve.

Conte: The government will have to be ready to face any uphill turns, in a timely manner and with a well-studied mechanism.

Conte: We all want a free all. And we are all at a crossroads: having an enemy or collaborating to rebuild the country.

Conte: This is an opportunity to change all the things that are not right in our country and in Europe. And the government will be there for this difficult test.

Conte: I thank the committee, coordinated by dr. Colao, who worked on the re-start plan, which I confirm, will start on May 4.

>Maximum price for a surgical mask will be € 0.50.

Conte: On the masks chapter we are at work with the doctor Arcuri for a discounted price and without VAT.

Conte: We are working, as already mentioned, on the Recovery Fund, the result of teamwork with all European countries. It was an important political result, as a team, thanks to the help of the whole Italian system.

Conte: Without teamwork we would not have achieved this result. But it is clear, we need to move from words to deeds. We must finance the fund and offer it immediately, to everyone, even those countries with a compromised debt situation.

Conte: I am aware of the dissatisfaction of many Italians with state subsidies. But I want to share with you the overtime work that INPS and the state machine are doing to manage the extraordinary situation.

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pls post a tl;dr

dear fin, can you just spit it out? I offer negerbollar as a gesture of good faith.

>ur a shill
Ok, retard lol

SUB 50K INFECTED SUB 2KDEAD

NOTHING BURGER OF INFLATION!

PCR picks up other corona
Get eaten by a shark, killed by Corona.

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Thank you!

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>china doesn't want to be the only ones with epidemic
>lets it spread everywhere

>boomers don't want to be the only ones in lockdown
>panic and make everyone lockdown

poetry....it rhymes...

300K September
500k EOY

To mow their lawns?

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Corona Chan will eat your balls

checked

are they opening up?

Gonna raise you to 450K at Semp
700K at EOY

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The nu world

never been more coomfy

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>doubling down on dubious claims
What the fuck are you even talking about people who have been here have dealt with dodgy information since the fucking start or did you already forget all the reports saying that China was ok and that they were handling everything and how there was no human to human transmision?

We still to this day deal with government leaders either telling lies or not knowing what the fuck they are talking about in the first place most of the shit /cvg/ has dug up about this nightmarish disease have turned out to be true

fuck you, you are exactly the type of person that is responsible for the world entering into a fucking pandemic because everyone just can't fucking stop lying to eachother

What's that dress called?

Can someone explain that meme to me? The background I mean. I don't follow any capeshit stuff.

Deal

>NOOOO STOP YOU CAN'T JUST LET MY LAWN TURN BACK INTO A VIABLE ECOSYSTEM YOU HAVE TO CUT IT

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cautiously

I hope lot of women die desu.

MOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

but the worst part is what is not fully understood yet
>how can we consider people "recovered" when they are leaving with damaged lungs and also considering reinfections that have occurred and probably no immunity?

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Slutty cheongsam

PART 2

>On the IGC, the questions were processed in record time, but active participation from the regions is needed. Important measures are being studied on businesses, included in the next decree worth 55 billion.

>Multiple aids and bonuses will come. From that for domestic workers and carers to the € 600 bonus, increased and with automatic dispensing.
>This country does not want more assistance, however, for this we need measures for the world of work.

>Will apply from 4 May. Movements within the region will be maintained with the current measures for up to 18 May. Only travel out of necessity will be granted.
Targeted movements are allowed to visit relatives.

>Public and private gatherings are prohibited: no parties.
We guarantee access to public places such as parks, at the discretion of local administrations.
Motor activity will be possible with a distance of 2 meters for competitive activities and 1 meter for simple ones. Allow training by keeping your distance.

>Close discussion on the possibility of participating in funeral ceremonies. Their performance will now be possible with the exclusive participation of relatives, with a maximum of 15 participants, always in compliance with safety standards.

>Take-away for food activities will be allowed, but not for gatherings and the consumption of food in private offices is recommended.

>Production activities: we reopen numerous supply chains, making it clear that the new safety protocol must be respected.

>There are several specific security protocols dedicated to the various sectors and dedicated to reopening.

>We need stronger collaboration with the regions: they must provide us with a clear picture of the local health situation.

>We are ready, with the Minister of Health, to intervene promptly in the event of a rise in the contagion curve to reintroduce the restrictions.

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World war is a pretty big event and we'll get that soon

They eat your corpse's eyeballs

>I hope lot of women die desu.

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>normies rush out to party and get sick/die by the millions
>no babies are being born by 2022
Fuck yes I hate overpopulation. I cheer for Corona-chan!

Well, you kinda deserve it then.

PART 3: THE END

>I ALSO ADVANCE SOME POINTS OF THE PLAN FOR THE POST-18 MAY.
THE RETAIL TRADE WILL REOPEN, NOT JUST THE WHOLESALE ONE SCHEDULED FOR MAY 4TH. EXHIBITIONS, MUSEUMS AND TRAINING IN SPORTS FIELDS WILL ALSO REOPEN.

>FROM 1ST JUNE, THE REOPENING OF BARS, RESTAURANTS, BEAUTY CENTERS, HAIRDRESSERS ETC.

>IT IS A PROGRAM IN STAGES THAT MUST BE WELL STUDIED TO GIVE CLEAR DISPOSITIONS, ON WHICH WE WILL WORK IN THE COMING DAYS, TO ALL THOSE ACTIVITIES THAT REQUIRE GREATER PROXIMITY BETWEEN OPERATORS AND CUSTOMERS.

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▶ 2 new cases in Costa Rica
▶ 8 new cases in Rwanda
▶ 59 new cases in Bahrain
▶ 185 new cases and 1 new death in South Africa

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Qipao

They make nurse hate threads because they're seething, bro.

>an entire week of record high stats
>complete silence
>the slight slowdown happens as it does every week
>"HAHAAAAAAA ITS OVER IT PEAKED AAAAA HA NOTHINGBURGER I KNEW ALL ALONG MOM MOM MOM WE CAN GO OUTSIDE WOW WOOOOOOWW"
>stats continue to increase
>complete silence

god, what a terrible way to live

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yes, this country needs a massive reform. too bad it has to be via a disaster

hot

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>thinking dying niggers still won’t fuck eachother

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Broke my collar bone when I was a kid.
Can confirm the doctor put a sling on me and said I was recovered.

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Is 100k such an outlandish number for a country the size of the UK? Are we really going to be holed up for 18 months praying for a vaccine? There has to be a middle ground, right guys?

Imagine being scared of the sniffles

welp Italy ya dun fucked up

Needs more glyphosate, desu

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>accepted death
>when shit hits the fan inevitably, accepted i'll be among the first dead
>don't need to convince anyone, if they were worth saving they'd have already been here in jan/feb
>most jan/feb blokes fucked off /innawoods/ but im here to watch the downfall
feels comfy not gonna lie fellas, join me

Once you accept the reality of your death approaching, you can begin to get comfortable with it. Now I can just watch before society collapses.

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>>FROM 1ST JUNE, THE REOPENING OF BARS, RESTAURANTS, BEAUTY CENTERS, HAIRDRESSERS ETC.
EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT'S FUCKED

>Yas Forums is making nurse hate threads all the time
and this is different from
>Yas Forums is making roastie hate threads all the time
how?

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jussafru bro

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Here's the original

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We're not even going to pass 3,000,000 cases today, are we? Feels bad man.

I'm starting to think the nothing-burgers are right. It's not happening.

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Can't. Too much media, too little control over it. Media will also report excessively to make Trump look bad (not that they have to try hard)

lol got em

All statistical models are bullshit user

Remember that statistical models said Hillary had a 98% chance to win

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Corona Chan is the best happening so far, and probably will remain the best happening for decades.

Change my mind.

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