PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BIDEN IN TROUBLE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Trump 2020 App IS HERE! 4/23/20
youtu.be/JRuQ5JMMqtM
>War Room Weekly w/Tim Murtaugh, Rand Paul, &more! 4/26/20
youtu.be/Emsmmyt8kJg
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 4/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152158932001
>WHSrAdviser Hassett on ThisWeekABC 4/26/20
youtu.be/386HKy4kfGE
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on SunMornFutures 4/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152178191001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on MtP 4/26/20
youtu.be/twEBUQevc_Y
>StateDeptVideo: Bringing Americans Back Home Safely 4/26/20
youtu.be/s8L-lfKhZF0
>Team Trump Online w/Lara Trump &Brad Parscale! 4/25/20
youtu.be/_E_v56IQKCI
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on FoxNews 4/25/20
youtu.be/4JFi4LSFy7w
>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/25/20
youtu.be/It8L3giVgfs
>WHSrAdviser Hassett outside WH 4/25/20
c-span.org/video/?471534-1/
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on WattersWorld 4/25/20
youtu.be/yA1hBTpXvb4
>PressSec Kayleigh outside WH 4/25/20
youtu.be/FGktamb1QzE
>PressSec Kayleigh on F&F 4/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152048040001
>KAC on JudgeJeanine 4/25/20
youtu.be/P1hGJbvMlF4
>Bannon on WattersWorld 4/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152099959001
>CNGB AFGen Lengyel on FoxNews 4/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152059207001
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Steve Rogers (Lara) 4/25/20
youtu.be/HjEerk9SeDs
>FEMAVideo: Thank You For Doing Your Part 4/25/20
youtu.be/jnefIb49qN4

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LAST ONE BY ME FOR NOW, NEED NEW OP

> ALSO DEFEND THIS

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i got it

i don't got it

Time to drink your bleach, trumptards!

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Thanks user, it's yours

>trumpsterbob’s prediction
BASED

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AWOO!

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>there's been a shill who says got it when people leave for a new baker
uh oh! wat do?

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We should just all stay inside from now on since the environment is doing so much better now.

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BBC is a half meme
I’ve slept with a TON of dudes (Chad bi male here) and the only penis meme thats true is asian males. Also they don’t tell you this meme but like niggers they have a smell to their skin. Kinda like rice, not joking.
Black dicks are small to average like any other race except that when they do roll a “large”, it’s particularly thick, making it appear huge
On average, I’ve found German men (no memes here) to have the largest dicks. Biggest I ever saw in person was on a twinky Blonde German bottom, 10.5” I measured myself with a ruler.
In girth, it was an Israeli, which is basically just an Arab. Was like a 2L soda bottle. Retarded girth.
White men, preferably uncut, are the most aesthetic looking in terms of cock size.

However, oddly enough, Native Americans...every single one...insane in bed. I don’t know why.

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>president kike general - npc edition

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I fucking love science until the orange man says something I don't like

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>Drumpf literally... *LITERALLY*... told people to inject bleach into their eyeballs while shoving a flashlight up their urethras and singing the Russian national anthem!!!

Their senile corpse of a candidate just got outed as a confirmed rapist by the victim's own mother in a 25+ year old clip from one of the most famous talk shows of alltime and this is REALLY the best they've got?

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Can someone redpill me on the NTSB?

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AWOO

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Kim's funeral live:
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They investigate crashes? Idfk

yeah the government is buying failing mortgages to allow the companies to stay afloat and when they inevitably default that cost gets offloaded to the federal government
in other news there are people that still think the bill for this year is only $2.2 trillion lmao

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blimpf

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like scott adams said, the amount of people who actually believe he said in no uncertain terms to inject bleach is depressing.

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
WATCH OUT DRUMPF! #YANGGANG IS GOING FOR BIDEN NOW

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And, just as with Drumpf, this is already becoming tiring to the average Joe. I say this as a democrat voting Trump in November; you dumb fucks don’t know how to meme.

We lost to the shills today. What was movie suggestion yesterday?

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME

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The Meltdown

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Dangerous treatment
Alveoli are susceptible to DNA damage from UV light, as are the virus
You’ll end up getting lesions or cancer of the lungs on exchange for only potentially killed Covid

twitter.com/nypost/status/1254437923543552002

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>Dave Chappelle
>Donald Glover
>Jack Dorsey
>cultural icons
I will give them Elon Musk but for fucks sake

THE YANG GANG CAN HELP BIDEN GET THAT SINGLE PERCENTAGE POINT HE NEEDS TO QUALIFY FOR THE DEBATES!

did you also see that the federal government is bailing out the states? chicago and illinois immediately applied for that money. isn't it great that we're looking out for americans?

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What the fuck is a "coronavirus racial inequality task force"?

a majority of americans thought sarah palin said "i can see russia from my house"
it was tina fey on snl

Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari

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This article reads like straight up propaganda

>Noble

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It doesn't work.

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>muh black son

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>Hamberger

Coronavirus is racist because more niggers die from it than whites do
Clearly the US government must pay for this

How much does that pay?

Look at his droopy fucking face and that poor green screen background.

joe needs to fix his green screen it's pissing me off

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Bret Hart enjoying a treat.

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now somebody please post that Rick cucks his name faggot from the campaign making fun of basement dwelling incels on Yas Forums before the glorious Trumo victory and this timeline will be one step closer to complete.

Source?

Based?

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Fuck niggers

at least its cute

>as he seems to win the presidency from his basement

This reads like a Jeb! headline.

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It sounds almost like it could be the beginning of a failed pilot for Mr. Rogers.

By happenstance, are you croatian?

if you kill the lungs the virus also dies
t. activated macrophages every time influenza shows up

>a democrat voting Trump
Yeah Right, i TOTALLY believe that

oh, and this is a better meme? Trump anime meme appeals to 12 year old autists.

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Biden is so far ahead he doesn't even need to campaign against Trump!

> What's the point: A lot of Democrats have been hankering for Biden to try and get out to be more part of the daily media conversation.
> The latest numbers suggest that these voices are likely wrong. Biden's proving that the less media he receives, the better it is for his electoral prospects.
JEJ, remind you of any other campaign?

> You can see this really well in media mentions in the top paragraph of stories, as measured by NewsLibrary.com. Four years ago from March 20 to April 20, Trump had about 65% of the mentions between Hillary Clinton and him.
> This year during the same period, Trump's gotten about 90% of the coverage dedicated to Biden or him. That is, Biden's turned a 2:1 disadvantage into a 9:1 disadvantage. Trump's likeability deficit could cost him in 2020
> You would think that this would be a disaster for Biden. It's not happening.
Dear God, please allow Trump's adversaries to truly listen to this pundit and try to hide Biden for as long as they can.

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So what's up with Trump telling people to inject and smoke bleach?

Goldberg is such an untalented faggot.

>peloton bike and shake weights
meanwhile trump wakes up at noon and eats hambergers and diet coke in his bedroom

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I especially appreciate when I pay to get no benefit, but instead enrich bad people even more than they already were being paid by robbery of decent working people.

Oh I've heard and seen shots of that around. Wanna watch eraserhead first? Haven't seen that in forever and hiki probably never saw. Have you seen?

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None of the commies are concerned that the commies in china attempted to murder them with a bioweapon.
That is how retarded commies are.

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Sounds like a traitor trying to save the drug trade.

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Stinkfinger Joe 2020!

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>pundits running on "likability deficit" instead of the one metric that actually matters

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Holyfuck i love mental illness now

Imagine the dilation.

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Goldberg is better and has been more over than bret before neckbeard smarks ruined wrestling

Hi there, I am someone who did not vote for Trump in 2016 but will happily do so in November, and I just thought you should know.

Commies kill commies all the fugging time. It's normal for them. Stalin killed more communists than Hitler did.

jews are dropping dead in droves due to Corona Chan!
jews are cheap, real damned cheap.
Hospitals are expensive, real damned expensive!
But bleach is cheap, and every jew has access to a hypodermic rig.
One full syringe every hour until all symptoms are gone.
You're welcome.

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
BIDEN IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
> CNN IS COVERING IT NOW TOO
Meanwhile Biden is hiding in his basement. SAD!

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You chinks are scared

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post the (californian) in-store prices

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Goldberg sucks, bro. Objectively. He's the Nickelback of wrestling.

DC hates the establishment left gl with that

>Wanna watch eraserhead first?
ok
>Have you seen?
ja

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Whether or not you believe it, it is reality; you, really, should begin taking that seriously.

>"Noble" prizes
kek now he's just fucking with them

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*slow nod*

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> imagine eating in an ethnic restaurante
Why do you hate whites user?

Slow Joe

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or, he is illiterate

40 keks

don't forget, when the government purchases loans they pay fees on them. so the companies and investors are making more money on it as well, and the government only losing when things default
because it's purchasing an asset and technically that's money in some form it's not being tallied in the total deficit for this year yet, but in addition to the nearly $4 trillion being spent in direct bill money, there's an additional several trillion the fed is lending, of which a good portion will be lost in default
and we're still not including the massive amount of increase in unemployment spending, which is likely to the tune of a few trillion more since there's a lower bound to the benefits being dished out and we're up to 30 million applicants. that's under current bills, not taking into account future ones expected to add a couple trillion more in both spending and lending
and we're still not even taking into account the reduced revenue from shrinking economy

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You may improve when seeing
youtube.com/watch?v=VMqcLUqYqrs

he is fuckin pissed. so what you guys think the format from briefings will be from now on?

>VR ralllies is madison sqare garden

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>tfw too intelligent to win a Presidential race

In the old Soviet Union, jews had control over the citizens, and the jews chose to murder many millions of there fellow communists, just because they were white.
No white communist should ever trust a jew!

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>Drumpf tweeting instead of spending time with Melania on her birthday
IMPEACH

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Doesnt anyone ever get tired of all this petty namecalling and accusations?

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Damn he's really killing them today. Day of the rope draws nigh.

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Cool, give me a little time to get things taken care of then.

Are you cool on that to tonight then? It's dumb, yes. The reasoning is that these public safety measures done so halfheartedly are worth it in the first place and that doing so necessitates these things, as you have seen the idiots of the thread blather. Also yes, the lost economic activity makes the relative debt even greater.

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>it is Soviet style and totalitarian like to tell someone to sit somewhere else