CORONACHAN CONSPIRACY THEORIES

What if Coronachan was created to distract from Epstein, the FISA abuse and the impending doom democrats would face? Bloomberg is connected to Magaret Chan from the world health organization. The shutdown began around the time Bloomberg dropped out. At the same time Bernie withdraw from the race and now senile Biden is the only one left. He can only win if we have a shitty economy. But now that even Biden seems to be a shit candidate they are trying to #MeToo him. It's all a plot to still nominate Bloomberg and to memory hole the 2016 election fraud. Bloomberg/Michelle could be the democrats ticket. By then people will be so desperate for some old days Obama they are willing to vote for anyone but Trump.

Anyone else got any crazy coronachan conspiracy theories?

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It was used to cover up the global economy crashing to blame it on something else other than (((bankers))).

that actually would make sense, too. The banking cartel could easily blame coronachan for embezzling billions of dollars for speculative purposes.

Does anyone else remember rumors of Epstein having his own lab in New Mexico, close to pic related?

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Member these guys? On a secret mission, working on a virus?

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The CEO of Activision took a trip to Epstein's island, he was in the little black book, and Soros recently brought a ton of Activision shares. Right before MW Warzone came out for free and then surprise surprise Corona lockdown hit. You honestly think they wernt privy to this happening? Its kind of good timing for a massively popular online shooter to come out. Im not complaining about the game though, its fucking fun...they must have known tho.

Bobby... Bobby... what's his name? Yeah I've read about him. He seems ruthless. He looks like a creepy pedo too. I mean it kinda makes sense. You'd have to be ruthless to be a pedo.

Oh, yeah that's him. Fucking pervert.

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Nice one, I did try to dig up the article but cudnt find it.

>What if Coronachan was created to distract from Epstein
The world already forgot about Rapstein

Francho Bradley is a time traveler from the year 3075.. BC. He had no idea what the fuck he was doing or talking about. That's why he handed over all his weapons in a bag on his hotel room floor and turned himself in. He's back in year 3075BC right now chewing on a stick.

Yes, the Dems wen't scorched earth because Biden couldn't win. It's all so intuitive and obvious.

They literally write down how much they hate you and want you dead, and you laugh it off. That level of boomer-tier arrogance may have worked out when America was the only country left standing after the last world war, but it's not going to cut it now.

If you stay in your home forever. This country will be purchased for pennies on the dollar and subsequently invaded. You won't be here to defend it with muh guns either, because you will have already been FEMA camped by the commie left for leaving the house.

Nobody is going to save you. They've had more than enough time to bust the pedoscum. They had Epstein in custody ffs. They are not going to do it for you. You are not a boomer.

Firstly, stop labeling it a "crazy" theory.
It's not insanity to theorize that corrupt democrat puppets of international globalists would attempt to tank our economy in order to remove an oppositional player.

Faggot.

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>A political party would destroy the world so a literal orange retard would lose an election
Take your pills retard, at that point it would just be easier for them to order a hit.
And it is a crazy theory because it's stupid and makes no sense other than it fits into your personal head narrative.

meds posters BTFO

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>Everyone I disagree with is a shill

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So much this

What if Coronachan escaped due to bad practices at the Wuhan lab and had been tampered with for various reasons and the Chinese government tried to shut people up by black bagging them?

Corona was bigged up and obfuscated by china so they could buy the west.

Anyone who tells you to take your meds, on Yas Forums of all places, is a gaslighting shill pedo.
Unironic meds posters are shills 100% of the time

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I think it is more geared to keep US economy lagging, while keeping Joementia off the campaign trail.

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>Unironic meds posters are shills 100% of the time
He just keeps doing it.

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>If you stay in your home forever. This country will be purchased for pennies on the dollar and subsequently invaded. You won't be here to defend it with muh guns either, because you will have already been FEMA camped by the commie left for leaving the house.

This. The world is in some shit but you guys are experiencing 2016 Apocalypse edition.

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Corona is an attempt to kill the strongest dissenters and smother the rest of the population for good, creating a new system where it’s impossible to show that’s youre even oppressed anymore.

The major work is being done by community/trusted workers and technically skilled people outside of the healthcare industry. There is no naturally derived illness

this

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they can't order a hit
he spends his whole time in the white house surrounded by a military wall of steel

Bumpen

Sheizen

It's a purge.

There it is

5g prevents you from getting oxygen
your lungs go bad and it looks like corona
ventilators make it worse

(((Bankers))) already did that in 2008 and also got away you think this is any different? Exactly

Super absorbent polymers

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