/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3466

► Detected: 2,971,936 (+52,532) ► Died: 205,957 (+2,793) ► Day: 108 (-08:10:02)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,585 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
20,000 dead in the UK, beating projections by 8 months
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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8 patients in Hong Kong test positive after "recovery"
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Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
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>ARCHIVE
Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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Virus can kill immune cells used to fight off illness
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Antibody levels detected by tests don't guarantee immunity
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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Very high excess mortality in Spain, France, Italy, UK
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Sweden doesn't test or count suspected deaths
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>LATEST
▶ 679 new cases and 32 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 607 new cases and 19 new deaths in Germany
▶ 3 new cases and 1 new death in Burkina Faso
▶ 242 new deaths in France
▶ 701 new cases and 24 new deaths in Ireland
▶ 57 new cases and 1 new death in Iraq
▶ 167 new cases and 11 new deaths in Switzerland
▶ 19 new cases and 2 new deaths in Mali
▶ 15147 new cases and 685 new deaths in the United States

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reminder that may is coming
opportunities for those who understand

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Virus still hasn't grilled more burgers than the Vietnam war.
What a nothingburger.

Literally built to take out BBC

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only 29k 'til 3 million worldwide, come on Corona-chan!!!!!

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April SHOWers bring may FLOWers

everyone under this line is gay
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I don't wanna die bros ;_;

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Don't you faggots ever get tired of these threads? Coronavirus is so boring now. Honestly, I can't wait until people stop talking about this shitty little disease.

Super-Carriers. Why isn’t anyone talking about them?.

From the spread analysis, Covid-19 does not seem to have normal Carriers. What is going on is Covid-19 has small group(s) of Super-Carriers that create Infected that create more Infected. This also explains why so many Infected have no symptoms or very mild symptoms. Covid-19 is specifically designed to spread and cause disruption by fear/panic. This suggests that the entire purpose of Covid-19 is to be a spreader and that it was intentionally designed to be this way, and/or that it was intentionally released in this low lethality state before eventually being made to be significantly/substantially more lethal to see if they could test how effective the virus or virus type is at spreading.

Have 2 working theories on where the original Super-Carriers(and possibly the virus itself) came from:

1) A “vaccine” administered to a village/small town/rural area, the “vaccine” had the virus/bioweapon in it (Bill Gates Foundation does this all the time in Africa). It was allowed to spread outside of the containment testing location after proving effective in small scale testing.

2) An Environmental Doomsday Cult backed by a Eugenics Group. They want to greatly reduce the human population to “save the environment and reduce all CO2 levels”, so they got injected with the virus as a test to see if they could travel around the world and spread a virus everywhere without anyone stopping them. Covid-19(a far less lethal virus rivaling the Flu) is giving them research data so they can make something far more effective and deadly to reduce the world’s human population by billions.

Covid-19 is Schrodinger’s virus. It is everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, oh wait no its just a nothing burger.

>ITS SUPER AIDS
>ITS GUNNA KILL 20 TRILLION IN 2 WEEKS
>JUST YOU WAIT
>OMG 10 PEOPLE GOT REINFECTED 2 WEEKS AFTER
>ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!

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You’re gay

Checked

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Deaths are underreported according to Financial Times

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*sneaks up behind you* x3

*pounces*

Hey~! :D

*boops you*

You know whose really important?! ȌωȌ

That's right, you! ^w^

*huggles super hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ノ

You know I wuv you, right?? (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)

So please don't give up!! ;_;

*wuggles* (´・ω・`)

We can make it through this!! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

*Super duper hard wuggles*

-Boops your nose, cheek and tummy tum tum-

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Fucking british cucks

Its based on viral load
Corona is one of those virus thsy that wont fully activate or do much at all untill a threshold is met

b-b-but they're putting coronavirus on the death certificate for everything. It's a h-hoax, r-right?

More jewish MSM lies trying to make Trump look bad
End this lockdown before the economy is harmed any further over this literal flu

Please stop

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Homeless WA user here, here to shit up a /cvg/ thread and make the glow niggers rage over hole digging, cianiggers fear the hole pill.
I'll keep it short since I really do feel bad shitting up threads but I figure Sunday numbers.
More sirens than normal still, maybe 20 up to 25 daily in hu-wite part of city. Store cattle are now wearing masks and maybe half the consumers have bare minimum surgical mask. (Blog time fucko, an employee that had complimented my boots pre chinkaids as "great face stomper boots" kek, had a mask and homemade face shield with plexiglass) DESPITE Washington still trying to appear under control with infection numbers, so I believe even niggercattle can see testing is just a confirmation, and our state is probably really fucked of you aren't elite enough to live in Seattle (imo where most of the testing is being done)
Sorry this turned out long again, watch some cianigger just sum up my blog with >muh hole. They want you to pay rent. Take the hole pill user. Stay safe frens

My phone's unironically dying for once so I won't be sticking around, I'm at the beach drinking Starbucks since the numbers finally died down, truly was a nothingburger

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ok chang

>YEA SURE GO OUTSIDE BREATHE IN DEEP. YOURE GONNA GET SUPER AIRBORNE AIDS EVEN THOUGH 96% OF THE POPULATION SEES ABSOLUTELY ZERO SYMPTOMS WHEN INFECTED.

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stop faggot

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kys

Don't you mean BWC

Funny how the lockdown was sold as necessary ONLY because they didn't want to overrun hospitals. Now when they find that they have more hospital beds and ventilators than they could ever use the goalposts move. If they're waiting for it to be "safe" to go outside, whatever safe means, then we may never get to come out.
stay safe bros

>96% OF THE POPULATION SEES ABSOLUTELY ZERO SYMPTOMS WHEN INFECTED.
so far

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Are you digging a spadeful per day?

200k 80 years died this year!! Shut it down! Shut it down. #StayTheFuckHome so the nurses can twerk in peace in their empty hospitals! It's happening! The 80 year old diabetics are dying, this is so unusual and surreal. Oh god, a 92 year great-grandma just died, it's literally like a disaster movie!

someone should ask the WHO if theres a global pandemic or something that could cause an increase i deaths from the normal values.

Something is afoot. And that something is a nothing burger. /cvg/ btfo yet again!

>He got genuinely upset by the reply in the last thread
lol

nice 2 more weeks post bro

>See shot show that was the first weeks of Coronachan
>Actually happy in a long time because I’m thinking to myself I’m witnessing an actual happening
>COOM hard seeing the stock market drop and people fighting over toilet paper
>Cry tears of joy seeing Italy and Iran getting btfo
>Get constant reassurance that this will only get worse by the “just wait two more weeks, bro”
>Month later, no riots, new cases are trending downward, stock market going back up, states opening back up
Why did I fall for this nothingburger? I really wanted this to be the one. Nothing happens in this gay fucking timeline

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COVER YOUR FACE user.

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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No

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>s-s-so far... two more weeks!

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>Leaf hates old white people
Where did daddy touch you?

Yes, just 2 more weeks

The "recoverd" numbers are completely fabricated, you don't recover
If your old or fat, you die
If your younger, you die several weeks to a month or two later

>let everyone get infected with the virus can do stuff that aids can do bro

HIV/Aids dont always give any symtoms so seems a really smart idea letting everyone get infected when we dont know anything about the virus in the long term aside of organs damage for life

It's even more than that.

There have been far lower car accident deaths and homicides due to lockdown, so what would be expected is bellow average mortality.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 975,798 (54,941) #2 Spain 226,629 (23,190) #3 Italy 197,675 (26,644) #4 France 161,488 (22,856) #5 Germany 157,120 (5,896) #6 United Kingdom 152,840 (20,732) #7 Turkey 110,130 (2,805) #8 Iran 90,481 (5,710) #9 China 82,827 (4,632) #10 Russia 80,949 (747) #11 Brazil 59,875 (4,077) #12 Belgium 46,134 (7,094) #13 Canada 45,791 (2,489) #14 Netherlands 37,845 (4,475) #15 Switzerland 29,061 (1,610) #16 India 26,917 (826) #17 Peru 25,331 (700) #18 Portugal 23,864 (903) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 19,262 (1,087) #21 Sweden 18,640 (2,194) #22 Saudi Arabia 17,522 (139) #23 Israel 15,398 (199) #24 Austria 15,225 (542) #25 Mexico 13,842 (1,305) #26 Singapore 13,624 (12) #27 Chile 13,331 (189) #28 Japan 13,231 (360) #29 Pakistan 13,201 (272) #30 Poland 11,617 (535) #31 Romania 11,036 (619) #32 South Korea 10,728 (242) #33 Belarus 10,463 (72) #34 United Arab Emirates 10,349 (76) #35 Qatar 10,287 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +15,147 (+685) #2 Russia +6,361 (+66) #3 United Kingdom +4,463 (+413) #4 Spain +2,870 (+288) #5 Turkey +2,357 (+99) #6 Italy +2,324 (+260) #7 Saudi Arabia +1,223 (+3) #8 Iran +1,153 (+60) #9 Mexico +970 (+84) #10 Belarus +873 (+5) #11 Belgium +809 (+177) #12 Ireland +701 (+24) #13 Brazil +679 (+32) #14 Netherlands +655 (+66) #15 India +634 (+1) #16 Germany +607 (+19) #17 United Arab Emirates +536 (+5) #18 Ukraine +492 (+8) #19 Pakistan +478 (+3) #20 Chile +473 (+8) #21 Portugal +472 (+23) #22 Sweden +463 (+2) #23 Canada +437 (+24) #24 Bangladesh +418 (+5) #25 Romania +401 (+18) #26 Poland +344 (+11) #27 Philippines +285 (+7) #28 Indonesia +275 (+23) #29 Ghana +271 (+1) #30 Serbia +263 (+5) #31 Dominican Republic +209 (+5) #32 Panama +200 (+5) #33 Kuwait +183 (+1) #34 Morocco +168 (+2) #35 Switzerland +167 (+11)…

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lmao like clockwork

*hug*

Nothingburgers: On suicide watch
Shills: Seething
Doomers: Were right all along
Growth: Exponential
Vaccine: Impossible
Reinfection: Possible
Mutations: Endless
Financial collapse: Imminent
Normies: Panicking
Thots: Going mental
Air polution: Dropping
Toiletpaper: Sold out
Essential workers: Dropping dead
Healthcare systems: Under equipped/staffed
Supply lines: Fucked
Food shortages: Coming
Riots: Inbound
Globalism: BTFO
Nationalism: On the rise
Happening: ITS

The reset it coming lads. This is it, this is the big one. The black swan event mother nature needed to cleanse the filth from her lands.

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This is the beginning of the end. It's not going to get any better any time soon, and there will be starts of riots in the next few weeks and it will only get worse from there.

do you think a cooked meal is instantaneous too?

> AIDS EVEN THOUGH 96% OF THE POPULATION SEES ABSOLUTELY ZERO SYMPTOMS WHEN INFECTED
Source:cope

Thanks buddy, I was just going to boop post myself.

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January and February were kino simply because we had very little understanding of the virus. Now that we’ve found out that we’ve pretty much had it and the vast majority of people had zero symptoms, we are let down once again. Problem is that these threads are filled with chink shills telling Americans to stay indoors and keep killing our economy.

The deaths are not being under-reported, they just are not happening at the levels the model makers were hoping.

China was able to convince/fool everyone that Covid-19 was the same virus that was in Wuhan.

Corona has infected millions of people world wide but unlike the Spanish Flu isn't killing millions of people. It's just infecting them and getting beat by the immune system for 99.94% of everyone.

Any word of more trumpbux? That had a mixed effect, brought out more homeless but kept niggers kinda calm

It's true, though. The only people who seem to really want to be infected all of a sudden are rightwingers.
So let them. We can find some way of getting lefties to kill themselves later, I'm sure.

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>The initial period following the contraction of HIV is called acute HIV, primary HIV or acute retroviral syndrome.[24][25] Many individuals develop an influenza-like illness or a mononucleosis-like illness 2–4 weeks after exposure while others have no significant symptoms.[26][27] Symptoms occur in 40–90% of cases and most commonly include fever, large tender lymph nodes, throat inflammation, a rash, headache, tiredness, and/or sores of the mouth and genitals.[25][27] Some people also develop opportunistic infections at this stage.[25] Gastrointestinal symptoms, such as vomiting or diarrhea may occur.[27] Neurological symptoms of peripheral neuropathy or Guillain–Barré syndrome also occurs.[27] The duration of the symptoms varies, but is usually one or two weeks.[27]

>Desert night camo
Nice.

Rollin for the extintion of humanity

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Personally I think it'll take a few more months for shit to actually get bad. Once normalfags realize there's unlikely to be a vaccine for at LEAST another 1.5-2 years, or even a working one at all, they'll probably start to go crazy.

A second summer/ third winter wave will probably mess with a lot of people.

What's up with nothingburgers like you? You literally have been gifted money for staying at home doing absolutely nothing, you could be enjoying the NEET life yet you come to a place that you hate just to be angry

If you think this is a big hoax and there is actually no disease or believe that it is harmless then you got nothing to worry about then, again, making me wonder why you come here at all

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>oil price negative
>kim's death
>bolsonaro's impeachment

Good God, I want to shove 2020 deep inside my ass.

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The riots wont last more then a month. All those who do will get infected and die

Then dont

Nothing sweeter than nothinburger seething

>215 countries and territories infected
How many left? Which ones?

Unimaginably based.

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>Covid-19 was the same virus that was in Wuhan.
??

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He's just angry that, now, everyone else is getting his neetbux too. He's not special anymore.

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this, deaths across the board should be down if this was a nothingburger
even deaths from the flu and every other infectious disease should be lower because of the qurantine

It’s alright bro. Your happening never came. It’ll be alright. Maybe Yellowstone will erupt.

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>Yes, we should all get back to work, all we're doing with these silly lockdowns is hurting the economy, and for what, the flu?

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During these difficult days, don't forget today is the Day of Lesbian Visibility in the World

Thank you.

>muh hole
Also I don't think anyone who lives in a hole gets to call someone else a nigger. You basically are one yourself.

The virus that was in Wuhan was not the same virus as Covid-19.

That is the big secret, the wizard of oz behind the curtain.

I find it most interesting how it reached elderly homes before schools or even major hubs like malls.

>US prisons
Remind me, who are in US prisons again?
It only infects humans, Tyrone. You're safe.

haven't been boop posting in the last 2 days. I really needed this one!

where is the proofs, else take thy meds

How many dead?

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Holy shit, the pure mental retardation in these threads is staggering

It is a schizo posting. Let it go.

got any lesbian coronachans?

based

theres only 241, so 31 places in the world. And I think those are all uninhabited/abos only.

>96% without symptoms
Come back in 5-10 days and when they still dont show symptoms and you have a point

Hello chang

Fuck you stupid bitch :3
*smacks your head against the wall*
Oh whoopsie sowy I didn't mean to x<
*hugs you thight* ;)
It won't happen again bby xs
*hugs tighter* :o
Just promise me you stop :D
*hugs tighter till ur back starts to crack*
Daddy gets angry when you post garbage
*you turn blue from all the snuggling*
Ok bby sleep well :}

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What's the point of a nothingburger take?
>lemme out I wanna work
Really? Well people with essential jobs never quit working anyhow.

>to cleanse the filth from her lands.
I don't see how this event is going to finally rid the world of communism but whatever, if it works I'll take it.

"Tee he he, I love visiting Korea!" - Corona Chan.

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So cute
youtube.com/watch?v=tgk7jPbY0js

True. The article also recognizes that in the text, but makes no adjustments for it in the numbers.

so ive been in quarentine in the woods the past five weeks and when i told my roomies im coming home with my gf they shit bricks “no, too many peeps in the house” and “the shelter in place order is still going, you cant come back”

CAN I WORK THIS INTO FREE RENT? and ask my landlord “the roommates are asking me not to come home until shelter-in-place order is over, may i have a hold on rent until then, please? “

I enjoy seeing people dying.

>2 more weeks
Broken record lol

No 3M today.

maybe they're glowniggers

Hey GLOWNIGGER, where's the stats on all those Spring Break college kids that contracted the Jew Flu and died?
What's that, you can't find those stats?

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there was "concerning" evidence suggesting that it may not be possible to stimulate immunity to the virus.
> there was "concerning" evidence suggesting that it may not be possible to stimulate immunity to the virus.


there was "concerning" evidence suggesting that it may not be possible to stimulate immunity to the virus.
> there was "concerning" evidence suggesting that it may not be possible to stimulate immunity to the virus.
Scientists fear the hunt for a coronavirus vaccine will fail and we will all have to live with the 'constant threat' of COVID-19
>Scientists fear the hunt for a coronavirus vaccine will fail and we will all have to live with the 'constant threat' of COVID-19


businessinsider.com/coronavirus-vaccine-may-be-impossible-to-produce-scientists-covid-2020-4

so German
youtube.com/watch?v=GagluHWuu64

>A highly unrandomized population has fewer symptoms than the general population
>It's a nothingburger
ok. Why even try?

Compare what you saw/seen on video in Wuhan with what you see with Covid-19 outside of Wuhan.

Compare what China told everyone about what was happening with Wuhan to what is happening with Covid-19 outside of China.

Remember those "death panels" for the elderly that were talked about during the Obama admin?. How active was Bill Gates with/during the Obama Admin?.

It's certainly very interesting.

Incubation time is 5-10 days

thanks

Droppers exist outside of China.

millions of possible infected fled wuhan before the lockdown. nice try

That's exactly what a cianigger would say, not getting my rent sir that's chainlink food

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Danish sociology professor Andersen Petersen fears the changed behavior will have lasting consequences

“Abstaining from kissing, hugging and being in big crowds goes against fundamental human nature. The longer this continues the harder it will be to return to normal.”

Who here /not human/?

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>You literally have been gifted money for staying at home doing absolutely nothing
That's not a good thing.

>No one cared what I bought until I put on the mask

>Mexico coronavirus infections rise to 13,842 cases and 1,305 deaths
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-mexico/mexico-coronavirus-infections-rise-to-13842-cases-and-1305-deaths-idUSKCN22800H

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Still no decent shovel or pick I see.
Son, I am disappoint