/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3464

► Detected: 2,940,993 (+21,589) ► Died: 203,822 (+658) ► Day: 108 (-10:17:00)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,585 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Chinese activists detained after leaking information on GitHub
archive.is/XXo1l

20,000 dead in the UK, beating projections by 8 months
archive.is/bbrLp

8 patients in Hong Kong test positive after "recovery"
archive.is/hPSso

Archive of news deleted by China (in Chinese)
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory

Archive of news deleted by China (in English)
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en

>ARCHIVE
Most "asymptomatic" cases actually have glassed lungs
archive.is/SBCKv

Italian tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/eitXE

Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

Virus might aid gut bacteria, worsening infection
archive.is/CI9sO

Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
archive.is/mJaJN

Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
archive.is/nEuSG

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

US not counting at least 2700 nursing home deaths in official toll
archive.is/CBSkS

>LATEST
▶ 3 new cases in Jordan
▶ 3424 new cases and 119 new deaths in the United States
▶ 32 new cases and 3 new deaths in Cuba
▶ 46 new cases and 5 new deaths in Somalia
▶ 513 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany
▶ 33 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 7 new cases in Cyprus
▶ 104 new cases and 2 new deaths in Moldova
▶ 283 new cases and 17 new deaths in Brazil

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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It isn't funny

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>dads slowly going insane because he can’t go out

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carnivores btfo

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US deaths have topped out

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>and That's a Good Thing!

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Yes in Murrica.

ccp has dirty hand in germany nrw
your kids are not save
do not let them go to school
tagesspiegel.de/politik/bundesregierung-bestaetigt-einflussversuch-china-kontaktierte-heimlich-deutsche-beamte/25774498.html

laschet is one of them

>topped out
That's what they said last week.

Here's the problem; they keep bragging about how we're past the worst of it, but it just stays in the hundreds daily. Italy's had 400~ deaths for like, the past 2 weeks.

>only daily Pearl Harbors not daily 9/11s
time to open up

‘SIGNIFICANT RAMIFICATIONS’: Meat Shortage Fears Deepen As Tyson Foods Closes Its Largest Pork Plant Indefinitely
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1253399264476254209

The nothingburgers were right, soon the burger will lack meat

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Anyone else concerned about the new US numbers? I’m worried we’ve got quarantine fatigue and we’re stabilizing at an R0 above 1

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Kids don't die, that's the problem. They stay healthy and kill everybody else with it. Maybe it will at least get their retarded parents.

bampatibo

Daily reminder
>there's a CO2 shortage happening, CO2 is essential for regulating ph levels for water purification procedures
archive.is/ZCKBd
>Meat packing and processing workers, plus inspectors are getting sick with the WuFlu, deaths are now being recorded
archive.is/LmZcI
>Nuclear power plant workers are starting to test positive for the WuFlu
archive.is/wip/Ax8Lo
>Key military top brass have been evacuated to nuclear fallout bunkers such as the Cheyenne Mountains
archive.is/zT9IN
>Secret service military forces have been activated in case whitehouse personnel have to be evacuated from DC
archive.is/DZuL1
>This virus can infect to a mild degree vital cattle herd animals such as cows
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.16.045302v1.full.pdf

Don't focus so much on the numbers, but rather the actions of our Kike politicians and the science behind this disease, as well as self improvement in general.

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Daily recap.
youtu.be/IKbxBG9p4NA

>In China Leon province at a local hospital, doctor Li was tested for the virus with 4 different methods. 3 of those result negative while 1 showed positive. CDC did not conclude whether the doctor tested positive or not, said that she "cannot infect other people". Meanwhile the entrance to the same hospital was blocked off for "special reasons".

>China closes border crossing to Myanmar. An expert team has been sent to the south-west border. Myanmar official said that the order came from that south-west province of China to contain the virus. China says that there are no cases.

>China's fiscal revenue fell 14% in Q1. One staff member of Provincial Department of Finance says that one region has lost over 50% of revenue. There are difficulties to pay it's workers and bills.

>A Taiwanese immigrant in California who works for a Chinese state owned company told that "it was like a political task to donate masks from US to China" at the beginning of the outbreak. The campaign already started at January and there was a quota for each branch to compete each other to see which one has "donated" most of their money to the companies so they can later buy all the masks and send it to China.
>According to Chinese custom data over a five-week-period beginning in January, China imported over 2 BILLION MASKS, which equals of 2 and a half month of global production. China also imported over 400 MILLION pieces of PPE

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Are you the Ping Pong GERMan VPN poster from last bread ?

THREAD'S THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=t6zhuFAoC6Y

40k next week?

Deaths and reported cases always happen to slow down on the weekends and pick up afterwards. I wonder why?

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>It's a "numbers in week and totally signify a downtrend guys, t-trust me" post

>EU Foreign and Defense Ministry released a special report, saying there is evidence of official Chinese sources deflecting any blame for the outbreak. "There is also a significant evidence of covert Chinese operations on social media." Most are involved in Twitter by advertising Chinese propaganda ads, deflecting blame to other countries and praising the way China "handled" with the outbreak.
>Chinese officials have been trying to block the report to be released, they managed to delay it and change the report in a way. Report was meant to be published in 21st, but was delayed until the 24th, it took a softer stance on China. China threatened a reaction if the report wasn't "adjusted"
>From "China has continued to run a global disinformation campaign to deflect blame for the outbreak of the pandemic and improve its international image. Both overt and covert tactics have been observed" to "state-backed sources from various governments, including Russia and - to lesser extent - China"

>According to SK news, a NK defector who reached to Chinese hospital tested positive for the virus and is now in quarantine. Further doubts whether NK has no virus cases.

>"Wuhan Diary" translator Michael Berry was verbally attacked by Chinese social media for translating a Wuhan epicenter resident's Fang Fang personal diary during the lockdown. CCP 50 cent (or 80 cent) army went on full war mode on trying to shut it all down.
>"The more you translate it, the more Americans will die"
>Book is expected to be released in this summer.

>Mike Pompeo: CCP knew about the virus as early as November, but to this day failed to share examples of it. CCP still doesn't share virus examples to the world which can track its evolution progress and give further understanding. It halted testing of the new samples and destroyed the existing samples.

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My burgers will have meat for some time

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Looks like they're going with the rabies jab
Oh boy
phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/?fbclid=IwAR2q3vTR9N9-SDOD3Ef7o5oCuVn4eWxBjIUJwI5cWkDvRRtKYWE5P3VUio4

Wasnt there a fuck up with the original ebola version of this?

And I thought that British American Tobacco were growing one already?

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Delusional nothingburgers have to resort to desperate mental gymnastics

So, why are they slaughtering animals when the processing plant is offline? Animals dont have an expiration date, they can live while the plant comes back online.
Smells like gib money government bullshit.

kek

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kids die too, it takes longer and only the weak ones, virus will mutate after a while, dont let this happen.

yes

U.S. is fucked. Retarded boomers refusing to quarantine, major cities getting wrecked.

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Supposedly the doctors that do the testing take a break during weekends
(Thats what some anons say)

Nice quads faggot

>China is trying to hack into multiple US agencies to steal CCP virus research. "There is nothing more valuable than biomedical research related to vaccine treatment for the virus.

>After 4 months. WHO: There is no evidence that you you'll be immune to reinfection

>A British microchip company is in the spotlight. Investor told that CCP tried to claim complete control of its board. Their attempt failed after UK government intervened.
>Chinese state investor tried to take over British chip designer Imagination Technologies which supplies graphic chips to Apple. An inquiry was launched. Imagination was bought by Canyon Bridge in 2017, Canyon Bridge main investor is Chinese state owned China Reform Holdings. Early this month Canyon Bridge tried to appoint 4 members of China Reform Holdings to Imaginations board, effectively taking control of the company. Only the CEO of Imagination resigned.
>From the former Chief Product Officer wrote on his resignation letter: "China Reform have clearly set out to take control of the business for reasons best known to themselves, and I will not be part of a company that is effectively controlled by the Chinese government."
>Canyon Bridge also tried to buy a US chipmaker Lattice in 2017 but was blocked.

>NY: signs of virus is lowing down. More protests are appearing.
>Police using Chinese owned drones.

>2300 inmates in Ohio prison were tested. 2028 were positive, close to 95% were asymptomatic.

>Another cruise ship is infected, 150 positive in an Italian cruise ship. Ship docked in Japan.

>EU seeks joint recovery fund but are doubtful whether Italy will pay.

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>PHASE 2 PRESS CONFERENCE IN LESS THAN THREE HOURS, QUARANTINE IS FUCKING OVER THANK GOD
PHASE 2 PRESS CONFERENCE IN LESS THAN THREE HOURS, QUARANTINE IS FUCKING OVER THANK GOD
>PHASE 2 PRESS CONFERENCE IN LESS THAN THREE HOURS, QUARANTINE IS FUCKING OVER THANK GOD
PHASE 2 PRESS CONFERENCE IN LESS THAN THREE HOURS, QUARANTINE IS FUCKING OVER THANK GOD

NUMBERS FOR TODAY:
>TOTAL CASES: 197.675 (+2.324)
>ACTIVE CASES 106.103 (+256)
>DEATHS 26.644 (+260)
>RECOVERED (+1.808)

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Have you ever seen somebody walking while on their phone, accidentally bump into somebody, and then their whole gait is totally messed up like a bugged out game character?

The industry is kind of like that.

>+260 deaths in italy

time to go back to work

Check. People testing and counting want free weekend too, so they work less or less of them are working.

I hope you're not grid dependent.

Uhhhh, lads?
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/20/carbon-dioxide-shortage-us-food-water-coronavirus
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-23/usda-inspector-reported-to-die-amid-meat-plant-viral-outbreaks
inquirer.com/business/limerick-nuclear-plant-refueling-coronavirus-workers-infected-20200408.html

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There are kikes and women that are upset about homeschooling here, how will we brainwash them and talk about the 6 gorillion?!?
Niggers can't learn at home you racists reopen schools now!

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The Coronavirus seemed bad and scary when it was far away and unknown. Now that's it's here however and more research can be done, it's pretty obvious it's not that bad.

It's gotten pretty sad watching this general devolve from what seemed like legitmate research into raving schizos saying '2 more weeks' and 'just wait you'll see', while avoiding any science based evidence that counters their deluded view of reality, disregarding everything you don't like to here as fake.

Happy 3,000,000

Oh no, we're gonna miss Holocaust class!

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I have a backup generator, thanks hurricane prep, so I can power my major appliances for some time but lets be honest in the grid fails we are in shit hits the fan territory

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No, the animals gain weight extremely quickly because of how they're bred and selected (and fed). If you can't slaughter your market weight hogs, they'll continue to increase in size until they can no longer be accommodated safely (for the people or the equipment) by the meatpacking plant lines. Also, they can get big enough to damage the farms they're held on--this is especially a problem with the itty bitty pigs, who can't be moved out of the nursery because there is no space opening up from shipping out adult pigs. Without killing the adults, the "piglets" will become huge and wreck the nurseries and escape.

Not really, there is like one dead kid among a million infected people that's nothing. They are probably the same kids that get all sort of health shit all the time, those with 60 allergies and such. It might mutate though, especially if people keep being retarded but I have long lost all hope for this to stop. Even boomers are walking around without masks here everywhere and meet with others and don't give a shit.
Maybe we should really all retreat and wait till the majority of humaniy is kill.

F

>go back to work
>get sick again

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>THANK GOD
I hope not, this quarantine has been fantastic for me. Zero traffic where I live now, feels like living in a little town.

ITALY REPORTS 260 NEW VIRUS DEATHS, LOWEST SINCE MARCH 15 - SOURCES

>ITALY REPORTS 260 NEW VIRUS DEATHS, LOWEST SINCE MARCH 15 - SOURCES

ITALY REPORTS 260 NEW VIRUS DEATHS, LOWEST SINCE MARCH 15 - SOURCES

>ITALY REPORTS 260 NEW VIRUS DEATHS, LOWEST SINCE MARCH 15 - SOURCES

Have you noticed the last few days new cases increasing?
While the deaths have been proportionally lower?
Dangerous, dangerous signs my mutt friend
You've barely started your dance with CoronaChan

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This seems like a good time to post some Tiffany

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>Quarantine is over
>106,103 active cases
Kek

Fuck this ID

Can someone explain the phrase "nothing burger" it doesn't make sense to me

thanks bro

oh man the second wave is gonna hit us like a truck

Is it time for Pastas to start kissing again?

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I refuse to believe that there is no other solution than to kill them and throw away the meat.

Right in the anus?

i not know how far the virus mutated in germany but i know it will mutate to a point where kids are in great danger
dont know where i can find data on this for germany

if virus mutate in school or churches it will be very bad!
this is how it went down for china because someone infected a group in a church.

Dont give virus fresh young flesh or it will mutate

It always makes me wonder how those evil Nazis learned to do a Holocaust so well despite the fact that they didn't have a Holocaust class to learn how to do it.

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Your spaghetti is finished, it's over Prosciutto!

Is it airborne aids pol be real with me.

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GUYS MY CAT IS ACTING STRANGE
IS HE INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS?

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American boomer slang

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Yeah, I've been noticing that trend the last few days
Lots more deaths already in the mail...

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It's the eyes, really. I'm an eye-guy

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>second wave
Soon

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Are you retarded?

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>Uruguay
>Urgay
>You are gay
>ANU5V4uk
>Anus
Everything checks out.

something that does not exist, and is used only for ulterior motives (generally).

this is what the conspiracy theorists believe, when they try to downplay COVID-19 as a hoax to deceived the masses into quarantine for ((reasons))

Something that's hyped and cannot live up to said hype, like you expected a good meal when ordering a burger but the fastfood shop doing something wrong and giving you a burger with nothing in it, a nothingburger.

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It's airborne enough that you can catch it from 20ft away from a coof, and gives you bloodclots if you don't die of pneumonia.

Will it do anything to asymptomatic people? We don't know yet.

Thanks

>I’m worried we’ve got quarantine fatigue and we’re stabilizing at an R0 above 1

you should be worried, as this is exactly what has happened.

Look on the bright side, at least you don't have to move to Georgia for work. A state where the governor is actively trying to kill his fat, low-income, low-education residents

>muh strains
reminder that chink science is fucking useless
virological.org/t/response-to-on-the-origin-and-continuing-evolution-of-sars-cov-2/418

This is Barcelona today, as lockdown is softened for kids below age 14. Normies are truly fucking retarded. Instead of being cautious and keep social distancing, they decide to gather and let their kids play with each other. It's over for us.

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Remember Van Jones some time ago on a Veritas Project piece where they caught him saying "It's a nothing burger" referring to Trump/Russia collusion?

Well, Yas Forums took that expression and applied it here. There are two (possibly more) factions: one who thinks this isn't overblown and one who thinks it is.

Or when you have a global pandemic that disrupts your supply of meat

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Lots of lung damage for starters

Meanwhile recovered

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LIVE STREAM OF PRESS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCING THE END OF THE ITALIAN LOCKDOWN:
youtube.com/watch?v=9GTq9Zsif2A
>LIVE STREAM OF PRESS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCING THE END OF THE ITALIAN LOCKDOWN:
youtube.com/watch?v=9GTq9Zsif2A
LIVE STREAM OF PRESS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCING THE END OF THE ITALIAN LOCKDOWN:
youtube.com/watch?v=9GTq9Zsif2A
>LIVE STREAM OF PRESS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCING THE END OF THE ITALIAN LOCKDOWN:
youtube.com/watch?v=9GTq9Zsif2A

i'm very sorry, Miguel
next week the same will happen here too, we are so fucked

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Valencia, Barcelona, Sevilla and Cadiz are being the most retarded cities today
Enjoy your death next month

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Fuck my life that’s terrifying

Let's say this is really powerful and relapses the shit out of you until you die, and we will all die in a few years.
Are you prepared to die?

This. Raiders and FEMA camps will be your largest concerns if the grid goes down.

>A state where the governor is actively trying to kill his fat, low-income, low-education residents
based eugenics pilled governor.
I guess it does not count as genocide if Corona-chan kills all the niggers

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Thwy have chosen death

Did they even try desinfecting the whole city? Or to test animals outside?

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If you get infected, cough, pee, and poo on nurses.

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>locals hopeful real estate will lead economic boom after virus
With what money are people buying real estate? Unless you mean foreign investment...

Fun fact: King Jong-Un actually died from a blood clot caused by the coronavirus.

Are there researches which are more specific on how long can the virus remain on air and on surfaces, every environment situation, weather, temperature and humidity?

they did this while some people in the room next to them was dying and trying to rest but couldnt with them making so much fuckingnoise

>(+2.324)
>ends lockdown

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i bugged out to my buddies backwoods camp out rental property over a month ago.

i thought more of our friends woukd be popping in and there wiuld be campers here trying to escape the city.

iver the past month like 3 groups if camper weekenders stayed, no friends from the city. there havealso been two other bug out guys here since the beginning.

well this weekend weve have a fuck ton of groups of campers come up (young groups of 4-6friends and extended families) have been up here all weeked. and also a bunch of our skater friends came up.

is this a cue everyone has cabin fever and saying fuck quarentine.

im really curious to see if next weekend will be just as busy here

>implying preppers won’t survive

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I've been prepared to die since I was 18. I seriously never thought I would be 30 and completely lived life expecting not to live through the next year.

Reminder that Chinks HAVEN'T YET GIVEN ANY SAMPLES FROM WUHAN.

Virus dont give a shit about heat and humidity actually saw it beign able survive in over 65 degrees for more than a hour while also other reserarch showed up beign able to survived boiling point... brasil has cities with humidity above 60% and still getting mass infected

A new stimulus bill has been proposed and it's called "The Emergency Money for the People Act." H.R. 6496

If passed, the bill will pay Americans $2,000 a month for up to 6 months. archive.is/W9iwK

Here is a link to a petition. Please sign/share the petition. chng.it/9fnz5LgHrj

We also need to let our politicians know about our support for this bill. Here is a link to contact your representative. usa.gov/elected-officials

imagine being the type of person that looks at these videos and is filled with wonder, joy, and respect for the medical profession

New York State: +367 deaths

* coof *

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>toned legs and ass
>eyes like that
What more could you want?

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>Urgay
It's supposed to make fun of the one reading it