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Trumpbux thread.
>Payment confirmed.
>NEET status extended.
>Wagie Rages
>Poorhouse Cages
Wagie Wagie!
You can't slack!
Big Mean Bossman wants you back.
Trump and Pence have won the war
At 6AM you're out the door.

For NEET, each month is much the same
For NEET the lockdown was a game.

Wagie toils
A life that sucks!
While NEET spends his Don Trump Buxx.

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no one likes free money

What should I buy? My birthday is in three weeks.

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You shouldn't? You shoudl invest in something that makes money is my advice. Safe too, don't do that robinhood bullshit remember those apps all crashed during the market meltdown. INdex fund if you can.
Barring that, something you need. I'm getting a cheap refurb laptop, have to have it this thing is on it's last legs. Rest is going in the NEETbank.

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"Trumpbux" is basically socialism. The same socialism you faggots love to bash.

>blah blah blah while I dilate
Yeah no shit, if you force socialism on everyone, I want my share, but I'm still against it you Tranny

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Kek

I spent a good chunk of it on a desktop PC but I have experience in programming so maybe I can actually do some remote work with it at some point. My current laptop is too old and slow and I haven't updated it in two years

Got my Trumpbuxx and spent it on oil futures and bleach

Bump for fuck wagies

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We know that deep down inside you are severely depressed NEET. But if coping keeps you positive, keep it up.

It's better than being a severely depressed wagie.

Depends on your living conditions.

Do something of importance with your life.

Google Franz Ferdinand

Speak for yourself

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I've been thinking of breaking down and doing day work to get some money for a passive income scheme os some type. I don't want to loose my NEETbux though being homeless fucking sucked ass.

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN"T I GOT MY TRUMPBUX YET

it says 'according to the information we have on file we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time'

i'm fucking broke, i got laid off because of the Rona, i haven't gotten any unemployment even though i filed my claim a month ago, this is bullshit. i have no idea how i'm going to pay rent. what the fuck

am i on some kind of list or something? whats going on

>the jew fears the free money recipient

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>tfw
>$1200 trumpbux check shipped 4/24th/20
>started new job a month ago paying $1800/week
>25mil unemployed
>the value on the dating market for having a job is worth more now
>can land 9/10 qt's with ease


Also i predict $2000/month for 6 months UBI passing. i mean, whats the point of giving money to small business if the peasants arent spending. more checks or UBI is required to spark the economy

also food for thought

in 2 - 6 months will be golden peak time to purchase used / new cars / land / property / checking out auctions ect

stockpile that cash boys! money moves after summer.

>I didn't read the website
RTFM it's right there next to the button you just used.

but I wonder how many have the same idea as I ahd the exact same idea.

Depending on your interests and available space, you could start a small company with that.

I have a buddy who designs tabletop game figures and bought a $400 resin printer and is making a killing selling them.

A cousin of mine makes cutting boards and chess boards and pieces. That's it and it's his full time job in his garage. He even bought a brand new Honda Civic in December (obviously not rich, be he's happy).

Dude on twitter makes knives and can't keep up on demand.

$1200 will outfit you with equipment for a broad range of small hobby/crafts businesses. Just get motivated an start training on YouTube.

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you think i haven't read every word on that website?

I'm not downing any of this but these artisan type businesses virtually always fail and people who don't prepare for a changeover then go back to work or lose everything.
The resin printer reminds me of the t-shirt industry back in the 90s when there were 1 billion unused screen printing machines idled all over America kek

So if you do manage to get people to like your knives out of the billion blacksmiths around, keep in mind that business can dry up immediately and probably will.

My IRS updates said the same thing until today. They're now depositing it on the 29th. If you filed after the 15th, they're probably still backlogged on filers and need a couple more days.

I got mine weeks ago.

um, no sweetie

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just work under the table and report nothing

Many artisan businesses fail because they don't engage in marketing and the potential clients. My cutting/chess board cousin buys Google Ads, has an active Twitter and Insta, and engages with followers. He's been doing that for 6 years now and has had growth every year. In his 2nd year, he quit his full time job at a hospital, made about 2/3rds what he did at the hospital but made more in his 3rd year.