/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3462

► Detected: 2,938,729 (+19,325) ► Died: 203,798 (+634) ► Day: 108 (-13:17:24)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,585 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
8 patients in Hong Kong test positive after "recovery"
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Archives of news deleted by China
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en

Chinese activists detained after leaking information on GitHub
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Virus killed more Americans in 1 month than the flu in 1 year
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Blood thickening associated to infection
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>ARCHIVE
Virus might spread through banknotes
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Italy warns that cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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>LATEST
▶ 634 new cases and 1 new death in India
▶ 14 new cases and 1 new death in Croatia
▶ 472 new cases and 23 new deaths in Portugal
▶ 463 new cases and 2 new deaths in Sweden
▶ 655 new cases and 66 new deaths in the Netherlands
▶ 6 new cases in Mozambique
▶ 271 new cases and 1 new death in Ghana
▶ 92 new cases and 1 new death in Kazakhstan
▶ 28 new cases in Azerbaijan

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dutchnews.nl/news/2020/04/coronavirus-identified-on-two-mink-farms-in-the-netherlands/
thehill.com/policy/healthcare/494640-cdc-adds-six-more-symptoms-for-coronavirus
channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/covid-19-social-distancing-afghanistan-religious-gathering-12678200
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>Dead: 209,762
lol, still only 209,762.
How many days has it been stuck at 209,762? Four days? Five days?

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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So is the happening over? Feels like nothing new is coming out

UK government REMOVES China from its official coronavirus death toll comparison amid global outrage at Beijing's 'cover-up' and disbelief that the country has only had 4,636 deaths
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8256673/Government-removes-China-official-coronavirus-death-toll-comparison-list.html

Heh, it would be really hilarious if this truly was just a nothingburger and not the absolute demolition of mankind, right? Hahaha, right?

dutchnews.nl/news/2020/04/coronavirus-identified-on-two-mink-farms-in-the-netherlands/

Why not just eat 2 burgers at half that size?

>Feels like nothing new is coming out
Unless you mutts don't step up your game and declare fucking war on China, expect a long, boring attrition with this nigger virus shit.

You don't understand amerimutts, friend.

Filthy racist bongs being so envious butt-hurt from China's unity and strenght.
What a fucking disgrace. Shame on you, filthy UK.

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Wtf user, more burgers means more buns, and buns are just carbs, how could you be healthy if you eat that much bad carbs?

So I was reading r/collapse and saw a thread about predictions on what will happen leading up to a social collapse.

When do you guys think society will collapse? This year? Next year?

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still nobody is going out because nobody wants the tom hanks disease

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/494640-cdc-adds-six-more-symptoms-for-coronavirus

CDC adds red eyes to the list of symptoms

because the meat mountain tastes better

just knowing you have more than enough food means you dont have to worry about not having enough food

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Why don't you just combine 5 sushi into one for one big bite?

>society will collapse?
Wet dream for you, bong.
It won't at this point. Shit's over.

Look how they massacred my boy.

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If the reopening protests are any indication, we're not in for a widespread collapse as much as we are a steady decline into oblivion. People are willing to throw their bodies into the maw to preserve the precious status quo instead of demanding something better.

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channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/covid-19-social-distancing-afghanistan-religious-gathering-12678200
>Afghan men reject social distancing for religious gathering amid coronavirus

Don't worry they won't have the tests to confirm numbers anyway.

Corona mania seems to be dead in the water. Here's hoping for a bigly wave 2 in september.

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Skin rash, red eyes, loss of smell and taste are all official symptoms now, and people here bitched about the articles that first broke out the news, kek

>reddit
Either low quality bait or retard schizo

Sometimes I wish Corona was as deadly as many people say because it would make things so much easier and better by just killing off all party retards at once, we would just open everything up again, wait a few weeks till everybody infected and killed themselves, then wait a bit till there are no dangers of infection again and viruses are gone and then we could open up stuff for real. No Corona, no idiot humans anymore.

>When do you guys think society will collapse? >This year? Next year?

It's funny at first i was expecting riots and shit but at this point what i expect is just massive amounts of depression

The bear is out of its cave

This virus was made for a slow burn, not an accelerated fire..

List of countries that are definitely lying about the number of deaths and cases
>China
>Iran
>Turkey
>Spain
any I missed?

i wish it hit men harder. just isolate yourself in some remote area for a year and come back with half the male population gone and all the boomers/politicians dead. it would be interesting for sure.

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