Nurses do fuck all

Nurses do fuck all.
>Work for 3days a week
>8h a day
>70% of the time they just fiddle on the phone and whatnot
>Now they're actually required to do their job for a month
>Somehow that's unfair
>Now they ask u to stay home and not go to hospital so you don't get sick and whatever
>In reality is so they have less work
Why should we praise these dumbasses as heroes?

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I appreciate the work medical staff are doing and they should be appreciated, but they're acting like a bunch of faggots.

Fuck nurses. Idk where they get such a huge ego from. They empty piss jugs and wipe old peoples asses clean of shit everyday. I also dont know how they can take credit for doing absolutely anything corona related. Show me once person that was saved by a nurse. Well I guess they did good wiping 90 year old ass cheeks. Nurses are doctors fuck toys, that's it. Fuck toys and shit and piss cleaners, that's a nurse

You’re now aware insurance companies are lobbying for more nurse directed care in lieu of an actual doctor. They are being given authority to treat and prescribe medicines because they had less schooling and so their treatment is more cost effective.

Nobody is making a counter of how many people die because use their insurance company pressured everyone to accept shittier care at the hands of cunts that stand around and make tiktok videos

>insurance companies are lobbying for more nurse directed care in lieu of an actual doctor
I've been wondering why at my local doctor's office they've been using nurse practitioners instead
Can write them drug Rx's lickety split, but as soon as something other than a shot needs done, they refer you to a specialist
I imagine these referrals are quite lucrative as well

you have to be an actual retard if you actually think nurses do "fuck all" they even work more than doctors. Not many people can take the stress of looking after 10-30 patients in your shift, and a lot of them burnout in less than a year.

It's a job primarily done by women, so they expect the same social media validation that Stay at Home Moms get. They write lengthy tristies on how it is the hardest, most unappreciated job in the world, ect.

well if its so easy why dont you become a nurse NEET, you will not thandle the stress not even for a day

It's more probable they just got pregnant.

lol, you wouldn't last a single day in their shoes

I hope all the nurses die of covid19 as payback for blackmailing everyone to get higher wages despite having an easy job and all being low IQ retards.

Wh*tes dancing...

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I have never seen a nurse that looks overworked.

All of this is pointless. Open back up.

Go wipe an ass, nigger

>>Work for 3days a week
h a day

They work 12 hour shifts that end up being ~13 hours with the staff handoff. Most work 3 or 4 days a week like this plus education and training.

Look at this faggot

School shooters are targeting the wrong facilities.

Nope. They wipe asses. That’s it.

Maybe they're just not that good at their jobs. How many people are going to die because they didn't get a cancer screening in the past month because some lazy faggots don't want to do their jobs?

Nurses dont acutually wipe asses, thats the job of the CNAs

(nurse assistants)

Woah that's almost 40 hours a week

>But the nurse only does referrals

Primary care docs do the same. That minimizes their liability in case a condition is complex. Most of the time it isn't warranted.

Most retarded thing is that they use military terminology to describe their "jobs"..

>on the front lines
>deployed
>serving our country
>drafted

it's ridiculous.

the logic here is insane. so nurses do nothing more than clean up shit, but they also are responsible for ordering cancer diagnostics? you people just want to hate women as a group over a handful of dumb dance videos

So all hospitals have CNAs? Doubt

to be fair, military does fuck all most of the day.

yes all hospital have cnas, theyre just called techs in this case

Sure thing, wipey.

I thought it was 12 hour shifts

>Nurses do fuck all.
>>Work for 3days a week
h a day
% of the time they just fiddle on the phone and whatnot
>>Now they're actually required to do their job for a month
>>Somehow that's unfair
>>Now they ask u to stay home and not go
Trained to be a nurse absolutely hated it was miserable as fuck on all my placements.

as someone else pointed out, its in reality no less than 13 hours and its not unusual to do 16-17 hours if things are crazy. also if things are crazy youre probably not going to get any breaks because it would double the patient load of another nurse whole youre gone

the reason they're acting like faggots is because nurses in general med/surg wards are actually less busy than usual and are mad and feel belittled by the fact that they couldn't cop a role in critical care, emergency, or trauma - areas that are genuinely difficult and require brain power.

3rd year student RN on critical care placement here.

This. Nurses clean shit and piss, and replace bed pans. They aren't doctors and are far from it (although doctors are shit too). I make sure to shit on every chick I'm talking to if she's a nurse. All I do is simply take away all their retarded euphemisms and tell it like it is.
>oh so you clean up after the elderly?
>oh so you change out bed pans?
Destroys them every time.

I went in for my hospital appointment last week and they were just sitting there at the desks not really doing anything.

Nurses do not clean shit and piss you idiots

those are nursing assistants

Yes

Because they are mostly women, I guess...

Interesting. Never seen any at the hospital I go to. Ever heard of a Mental Health Associate? It's a pretty based job.

This. We should praise engineers more instead. Without engineers there would be nothing. Everything in this picture except nurses was made by some engineer who never gets credit for anything. Machines, masks, lights, heating, structure, gloves, masks, phones and telecommunication equipment, trucks, planes, ships, roads, water infrastructure, farm machinery, gasoline, electrical power plants, factories that produce medication... Nurses feel good and demand attention when they save 10 lives a day. Engineers save millions of lives a day and get ignored by everyone in return.
>but you don't do anything now in this situation
Do you want me to stop running this power plant? You can't do anything without power and supplies.