/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3461

That's whole of something!?
I said give it to me straight!

>fucking BNO has died before they got to that
Ohhhhh, this is weird

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>back at work tomorrow

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What's the news today

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You need a tripcode

Niggerino

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Oh, I made that pic March 19th, which puts us today where China was in late January.

I just want to say that because of Corona I kicked my addictions out of my life and I feel great. I don't want to come back to them. They don't have a place in my life.
I will do my best to become the best version of myself. I will be the man I aspire to be.

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Rip lad, was a fun ride. Remember to snort some baking soda.

These soft """lockdowns""" are useless because the average person is a retard. Take my cousin for example. She is a nurse and she has had her boyfriend up to her house multiple times during this """lockdown""". He lives about 30 miles away. She is also visiting neighbours she is friends with. This is a NURSE.

Stuff like this is the reason the numbers are still going up.

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/beijing-traffic/

Traffic back to normal in China, we’ve all been BTFO

People are spewing about Brazil's terrible response. But no one is talking about their incredibly low deaths per million. What's the deal here?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 960,896 (54,265) #2 Spain 223,759 (22,902) #3 Italy 195,351 (26,384) #4 France 161,488 (22,614) #5 Germany 156,513 (5,877) #6 United Kingdom 148,377 (20,319) #7 Turkey 107,773 (2,706) #8 Iran 90,481 (5,710) #9 China 82,827 (4,632) #10 Russia 80,949 (747) #11 Brazil 59,324 (4,057) #12 Belgium 46,134 (7,094) #13 Canada 45,354 (2,465) #14 Netherlands 37,190 (4,409) #15 Switzerland 28,894 (1,599) #16 India 26,496 (825) #17 Peru 25,331 (700) #18 Portugal 23,392 (880) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 18,561 (1,063) #21 Sweden 18,177 (2,192) #22 Saudi Arabia 16,299 (136) #23 Israel 15,398 (199) #24 Austria 15,225 (542) #25 Mexico 13,842 (1,305) #26 Singapore 13,624 (12) #27 Japan 13,231 (360) #28 Chile 12,858 (181) #29 Pakistan 12,723 (269) #30 Poland 11,395 (526) #31 Romania 11,036 (608) #32 South Korea 10,728 (242) #33 Belarus 10,463 (72) #34 United Arab Emirates 9,813 (71) #35 Qatar 9,358 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,361 (+66) #2 Iran +1,153 (+60) #3 Mexico +970 (+84) #4 Belarus +873 (+5) #5 Belgium +809 (+177) #6 Ukraine +492 (+8) #7 Bangladesh +418 (+5) #8 Romania +401 (+7) #9 Philippines +285 (+7) #10 Indonesia +275 (+23) #11 United States +245 (+9) #12 Panama +200 (+5) #13 Morocco +150 (+1) #14 Brazil +128 (+12) #15 Poland +122 (+2) #16 Finland +101 (+4) #17 Austria +77 (+6) #18 Afghanistan +68 (+3) #19 Bolivia +59 (+2) #20 Hungary +57 (+10) #21 Guatemala +43 (+2) #22 Honduras +36 (+4) #23 Uruguay +33 (+2) #24 Bosnia & Herzegovina +30 (+2) #25 Georgia +29 (+1) #26 San Marino +25 (+1) #27 Australia +16 (+3) #28 South Korea +10 (+2) #29 Estonia +8 (+3) #30 Slovenia +8 (+1) #31 Slovakia +6 (+1) #32 Sierra Leone +4 (+1) #33 Czech Republic (+1) #34 Singapore +931 #35 India +213…

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Wait, UK is opening up wtf? To what extent? Whats opening?

Does anyone have a video of Chinese doctors carrying guns and shooting people?

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>lies exist
nothing personal

Niggers burning down chink factories
niggerbook.com/100012009401687/posts/832295133847459/

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The happening is happening

GLOWNIGGER spreading fear everywhere.

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SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT HIDES TODAY INFECTED NUMBERS IN THEIR DAILY STATS, THE REASON: "WE DON'T WANT TO DISTRACT PEOPLE WITH OTHER INFORMATION"
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT HIDES TODAY INFECTED NUMBERS IN THEIR DAILY STATS, THE REASON: "WE DON'T WANT TO DISTRACT PEOPLE WITH OTHER INFORMATION"
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT HIDES TODAY INFECTED NUMBERS IN THEIR DAILY STATS, THE REASON: "WE DON'T WANT TO DISTRACT PEOPLE WITH OTHER INFORMATION"

>libertaddigital.com/ciencia-tecnologia/salud/2020-04-26/sanidad-oculta-cifra-total-contagiados-coronavirus-espana-simon-dice-no-quieren-distraer-1276656568/
OHNONONONONONO FUCKING COMMIES DON'T HIDE THEY ARE CENSORING THINGS ANYMORE WHERE IS THE ARMY

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Their were no videos of them actually shooting people just carrying guns and no I will not search through my files to find it you're welcome to look on nothingburger.today

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Just out of curiosity are you retarded?

What are they faking the cars that are on the road? Like ghost cars? Take your meds BROTHER

Because those 'people' are nothing but (((shill))) created echo chambers in msm and ones bitching about bolsonaro online as their job in comment sections and forums, and of course here.
About 80% of anti-trump, anti-bolsonaro, anti-putin all that shit is completely made up and spammed/fabricated from shill influencer companies and NGO orgs.
Figure it out, user.

Taken out by Chinese agents or CIA.

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> still no torrent link, still just Terminus
beginning to suspect you're the biggest chinkshill of all

>think brazil can pay for accurate testing

>8 patients in Hong Kong test positive after "recovery"
>archive.is/hPSso
How many times does this need to happen for people to realize that a shitty often faulty test turning negative once doesn't mean you're free of it? Every fucking time this happens it's some guy who was released from hospital 4 days earlier.

Considering the failure rate of the tests, how many people have been let go when they were still positive? Doesn't mean they're infectious, but still.

Have you looked in the pastebin? Maybe it's there

And that means this coming week is when we'll see people dropping dead as they did in China in most western countries. Expect high profile deaths as well, probably someone dropping dead live on TV.

Yeah, and Sweden has a very different way of viewing a soft lockdown. Our government removed the "Karänsdag" (no pay first day of illness) meaning we get payed from the first day we are home, they also removed the need for a medical certificate in the first 21 days of illness (meaning, anyone can basically stay at home at least 21 days with 80% of their pay). Even companies have to pay less taxes (arbetsgivaravgift, which is like a third of the cost of employment) which means that companies can afford to have people home sick with pay.

Sure, there are people who are retarded but (not counting Stockholm) overall people are actually following it better than some countries with actual lockdowns, be them harsh or soft.
Take the transit in my city, it's been free since early March with barriers between drivers and passengers, as well as (per usual Swedish standard) we sit far away from each other, and ever since this started I've at most seen 5 people on the bus at the same time (I still have to work, essential worker here).
All shops have barriers between registers, where you pack your stuff, hand sanitizers and gloves at the entrance and so on.
Also, deaths in my region (25% of Swedens area) has flattened the death curve since April 17th, we've had between 1-2 deaths per day since then with two spikes of 4 and 5 respectively on April 21 and 15.

>What are they faking the cars that are on the road? Like ghost cars?
yes they do that and totally not writing down false numbers

No.
He thinks because Bojo is back to work the UK are going to beat the Wuflu.
UK has been hand wringing so were beyond fucked.
Lockdown is pathetic and might as well not of bothered.

Its a old video of a accident in nigland. Not Chink related.

Though I do wish to see nigs destroying chinks in nigland.

Good job, Germanbro. I'm in the same boat. I've been doing 10+km runs (on top of calisthenics) daily, I've been working on both practical and computer-based skills, and started learning a new language. Haven't been on meds... The last thing I need to kick is my cigarette addiction.

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real talk, bro?

Young population, has more ICU beds per capita than any europoor country except Germany, and we have 1500 suspected deaths not being counted in. We are ramping up our testing (after the obligatory 2 month delay, because latin america is always latrine america), so it may go even lower.

Medfag here, this is my educated guess.

A new stimulus bill has been proposed and it's called "The Emergency Money for the People Act." H.R. 6496

If passed, the bill will pay Americans $2,000 a month for up to 6 months. archive.is/W9iwK

Here is a link to a petition. Please sign/share the petition. chng.it/9fnz5LgHrj

We also need to let our politicians know about our support for this bill. Here is a link to contact your representative. usa.gov/elected-officials

All the "recovered" in the US were required to by symptom free and have 2 negative test results over the course of two weeks. I wouldnt blame the test kits coming up false negative, its more likely the virus goes sub-detectable levels. HIV does this. Herpes does this, probably other viruses. They've already said that it can "hide" in your eyes and testicles.

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HCQ is very well characterized, safe dosages are known, these "doctors" are reinventing sliced bread basically

We are gonna do at least 3 million rt-PCR tests. If there is one thing that works in Brazil, it is epidemiological vigilance (actually, it is in fact the only thing that does work)

GARY! My man been wonderin where ya were barely saw ya last day an half. You doing okay? Hope ya didn't get fined or arrested by the cops whereever u are here in leafland. Been seein em start doing that to a lot of people in other provinces. Good to see ya ya fellow hoser u lol

>COVID-19 detected on two mink farms
archive.vn/c3aoF

>Two mink farms in Gemert-Bakel and Laarbeek have detected contaminations of COVID-19 in different minks. The minks showed various symptoms including respiratory problems. Investigations have been launched to determine the source of the infections. Because some employees had symptoms of the coronavirus at both companies, it is assumed that people are infected with animals. Previous research shows that ferrets, and therefore also minks, are susceptible to COVID-19 contamination. There are currently no indications that farm animals or pets play a role in the spread of COVID-19.

>Minister Schouten of Agriculture, Nature and Food Quality has immediately announced measures. As of today, a reporting obligation has been introduced for mink farmers, veterinarians and persons in research institutions. If there are respiratory problems and increased mortality in minks, this must be reported to the NVWA. To prevent possible spread of the virus to other farms, both animals and manure must not leave an infected farm. Since other animals in livestock farming do not appear to be susceptible to the virus, a notification requirement is now only imposed for minks.
The fuck did the chinks let loose

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another view

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Putin and Trump agreed to partition China between them

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Tom Tom ain’t a ccp controlled company, not everything is faked ya schizo.
When the lockdown was on the numbers were down and no it’s back to normal.

It’s time for your meds

What's the point of the torrent? It can't be maintained.

The GitHub links are the links to the original projects, which are both growing the collection and translating it. It is infinitely more useful than download 2 GB of articles you can't even read.

There's a shitload of mirrors, stop acting like you're a savior here and the information will go missing without your help, fucking retard.

Mewkledreamy TV Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19

Duel Masters King TV Anime Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19

Kingdom Anime Season 3 Delays New Episodes Due to COVID-19

The Japan Post announced on Thursday that effective Friday, Japan Post will not deliver anything by EMS to the United States. The service will also not deliver parcels, small packets, or printed matter by air to the United States. Japan Post will still deliver parcels, small packets, and printed matter by surface (sea mail), as well as letters, postcards, and material for the handicapped by air or surface.

Pokémon game developer GAME FREAK announced on Thursday that one employee received a positive result from a COVID-19 test on Wednesday. The employee is currently hospitalized.

The official website for Chihayafuru 3, the third Chihayafuru anime season, announced on Friday that the anime's event planned for June 21 is canceled due to the COVID-19 situation and the Japanese government's related announcements

The staff of the planned Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- Rule the Stage -track.2- stage play announced on Friday that the entire stage play is cancelled.

Idea Factory and Design Factory announced on Friday that the "Otomate Party 2020" event planned for May 23-24 is now cancelled.

An event for the Given franchise planned to take place at Zepp Tokyo on June 2 is postponed.

ANIMELOCALYPSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

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got any more of these user?

neat

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Corona Chan isn’t detected in semen so how’s it hiding in the testicles

Get a load of this guy Gary!

also
>stop linking to terminus, link to ncovmemory
>LINK TO NCOVMEMORY
>nooo stop linking to ncovmemory, link to this random torrent
Stop being a faggot.

That's bullshit we';re way further than China ilte January. They barely had 100 deaths back then. The muh everyone is infected ignores the fact this disease comes in clusters that quickly overwhelm health care systems. It's hard to miss.

Oh yeah, well we all knew that when China did an actual lockdown. Everywhere that doesnt resort to extreme measures is fucked. China started its extensive measures in late jan, but many say it started spreading as early as november? 3 months of spread before sweeping lockdowns. Its had about 3 months of spread now in the rest of the globe, maybe "social distancing" will give us an extra month or two before we look like chinese twitter leaks. (speculation, take with grain of salt)

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they passed the virus through all these various animals, so that it gains various functions by evolving to adapt to all these various internal environments
much faster (and easier to confuse for a natural genome) than having something built from scratch, but also messier

Do you have the links to the github, are they still alive?

They are alive, and they have mirrors outside GitHub in place.

So explain Iran
They hate the kikes and yet they are playing along with this global scam?
WHAT GIVES?
pic is letter from ex Iranian President to WHO reeeing about bioweapons
1/2

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kek

Iranian Presidents letter
2/2

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Anyone knows if they are going to open schools in Germany on 4. May? Or are they going to extend this?

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4 whole months and this nothingburger virus has only killed as many Americans as the Vietnam war.

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Look this may not be the case but I'll give you a quick run down on the body. Their is this thing called the lymphatic system. It helps the body get rid of toxins, waste and other shit. Lymph nodes work as filters for these things. They are located in your testicles. Viruses like HIV can hide in your lymph nodes.

redpill me on sweden, all I hear is how good sweden is doing without a lockdown

github.com/Terminus2049/Terminus2049.github.io
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory
github.com/Project-Gutenberg/nCovMemory-Web
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en (ENGLISH, also in the OP)

CCP CAUGHT RED HANDED
Bundesregierung bestätigt chinesische Einflussversuche auf Ministerialbeamte
>Federal government confirms Chinese attempts to influence ministerial officials

>archive.is/VfgpE
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article207501567/Coronavirus-Bundesregierung-bestaetigt-chinesische-Einflussversuche.html

CCP IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL

>more threads than deaths daily in the US on Sunday

NGMI

freut mich für dich user

I read spoilers and we are all going to die

If you get coronavirus you are fucked for the rest of your life, think hiv, hsv, hpv, chronic measles, cytomegalovirus, etc. Stay inside until all infected are dead or permanently quarantined.

link to ncovmemory you fucking autist
the link from terminus to ncovmemory points to an empty repo
I have been trying to get this through your idiotic thick skull for half a day holy shit
also, fuck the captcha, fuck jannies and fuck hiroshimoot the greedy slut

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Thx

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>tfw healthy uninfected lungs and blood

Have they been reuploaded to gitgud?

kek

>Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro joined hundreds of protesters demonstrating against #COVID19 state lockdowns, after firing his health minister last week. He wore no mask and was visibly coughing.

>Brazil has 39,144 #coronavirus cases, the most in Latin America.

Well, time will tell. But I was right in that young people in the west would start dying that week, and everything points to this having spread worldwide since at least November/December, and was already at epidemic levels in America in January (with lots of deaths labeled as influenza etc).

So if we this week start seeing random, seemingly healthy people dying in the west (like they did in China, Ecuador and so on) dropping dead in the streets, well, it's looking more and more like I'm right.
And if I'm right and you had any of the symptoms described in the pic in January, well, sorry.

>barely had 100 deaths
You do realize there was videos of people dropping dead in the streets, crematoriums reported burning unnamed bodies and so on. Chen disappeared on February 6th, and the picture he painted was not that there was just 100 deaths. Hell, in Wuhan alone, in early February crematoriums reported burning hundreds of bodies per day.

>Can have symptoms for 20-25 days before having to go to the hospital (Jan 27)
nytimes.com/2020/01/27/world/asia/27china-coronavirus-health.html
>Mr Fang Bin who filmed this was allegedly arrested after posting this video, multiple bodybags (Feb 1)
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1223639844829769734
>Interview with crematorium workers, burns bodies without ID and corona confirmation (Feb 1)
twitter.com/DarrenPlymouth/status/1223708360102551552
>Proof of shortage of kits on the Jan 25th already
caixinglobal.com/2020-01-25/reporters-notebook-anxiety-inside-a-wuhan-fever-clinic-101508206.html
>Dead rushed to cremation instead of being tested early in the outbreak (Jan 25)
telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/01/25/quick-burials-lack-tests-raise-fears-cornavirus-outbreak-much/

So, barely 100 deaths you say?

kek

*gitlab

MINISTRY OF """EQUALITY""" FROM THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT SPENDS 225,000€ IN A FEMINIST LOGO, WHILE THE COUNTRY IT'S IN A PANDEMIC HEALTH CRISIS
>MINISTRY OF """EQUALITY""" FROM THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT SPENDS 225,000€ IN A FEMINIST LOGO, WHILE THE COUNTRY IT'S IN A PANDEMIC HEALTH CRISIS
MINISTRY OF """EQUALITY""" FROM THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT SPENDS 225,000€ IN A FEMINIST LOGO, WHILE THE COUNTRY IT'S IN A PANDEMIC HEALTH CRISIS
>MINISTRY OF """EQUALITY""" FROM THE COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT SPENDS 225,000€ IN A FEMINIST LOGO, WHILE THE COUNTRY IT'S IN A PANDEMIC HEALTH CRISIS

>web.archive.org/web/20200421041814/https://www.moncloa.com/irene-montero-gasta-distintivos-feministas/
OH NONONONONOONONONOONONO SOLA Y BORRACHA CON LA PASTA A MI CASA

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