Do you like doctors and nurses?

Overpaid and underperforming. They all deserve minimum wage.

>So do I have cancer or not?
>Sir, it's a bit early to tell, we need to do more tests and exclude the possibi-
>So do I have it?
>Things are not that simple, you see we-
>YOU DOCTORS ARE ALL USELESS GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE YOU CUNTS

The nurses and emergency workers doing the dirty job are brave (despite that many of them are dumb insufferable cunts in real life. Being a corpse collector is not really a job for normal people.)

The doctors however it is 50:50. The "Dr. House" types have all my sympathy. The rest are big pharma cucks who are there just to push you pills according to their rules and without any real knowledge.

They wouldn't even follow the most basic instructions and would clog up some shit and cry that the equipment is faulty. And then they would lie about it in the report.

Damn Himachal Pradesh looks sexy af, thanks dude

I have no respect at all for either doctors or nurses in modern medicine. All of them are in it for just the money, and the nursing field especially has such a low bar of entry for diversity hires they pollute the field and almost all nurses are complete shitters with no real skills.

>I think you might be imagining it
>so what am I supposed to do if it happens again, should I call an amberlance
>ehhhh... if I would tell you I could make myself liable so I don't
>alright then
>other event on the way out of the hospital.tif
>turns out you actually had something, this is awkward

>"Dr. House" types
Based and sneakerpilled

>all tests show up negative
>patient still complains of pain
>official medical guidelines include the option of the pain being psychosomatic and as a possibility to consider in a scenario like this
What would you do?

The worst part is how sanctimoniously they repeat demonstrable falsehoods at you, like circumcision being a legitimate peocedure.

They've been so intentionally mis-educated it's mind blowing