/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3460

► Detected: 2,931,787 (+12,383) ► Died: 203,596 (+432) ► Day: 108 (-16:37:30)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,584 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
8 patients in Hong Kong test positive after "recovery"
archive.is/hPSso

Archive of news before China deleted them
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en

Chinese activists detained after leaking information on GitHub
archive.is/XXo1l

20,000 dead in the UK, beating projections by 8 months
archive.is/bbrLp

Infection causing sudden strokes in young adults
archive.is/jj6yU

>ARCHIVE
Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
archive.is/pyUWu

First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
archive.is/CVLcu

Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/WnkHc

Texan tests negative twice, then positive
archive.is/PxZMp

Over 28,000 deaths went unreported in 10 countries
archive.is/iiVC5

Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
archive.is/H9qRE

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

>LATEST
▶ 77 new cases and 6 new deaths in Austria
▶ 809 new cases and 177 new deaths in Belgium
▶ 6361 new cases and 66 new deaths in Russia
▶ 275 new cases and 23 new deaths in Indonesia
▶ 418 new cases and 5 new deaths in Bangladesh
▶ 26 new cases in the DR Congo
▶ 38 new cases in Malaysia
▶ 15 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 122 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=JxvgxuD_lcs
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCR6QsvkWQ
youtube.com/watch?v=5qTv3J6-3x8
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory
github.com/Project-Gutenberg/nCovMemory-Web
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en
github.com/Terminus2049/Terminus2049.github.io
archive.is/VfgpE
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article207501567/Coronavirus-Bundesregierung-bestaetigt-chinesische-Einflussversuche.html
timesofmalta.com/articles/view/watch-health-minister-to-address-press-conference.788150
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literally nothing

The happening is happening

Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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Thy trips shalt determine the outcome

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So what will you listen on your deathbed /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=JxvgxuD_lcs

The few who survive this will be regarded as mythological and religious figures in the future

Implying i have asymptomatic\mild case, what will happen to me in the future? Because looking at all those big and scary numbers, most of them are mild cases.

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Drowning pool- bodies

>2931787 infected
>203596 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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youtube.com/watch?v=SlCR6QsvkWQ

This is a big nothing cow patty. I going to sleep now

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Millions dead, humanity traumatized till the end of the century, china gets sanctioned by the whole world so hard that they do a great leap backwards.

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Probably something from a happier and safer time from my childhood
youtube.com/watch?v=5qTv3J6-3x8

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Bruh im going crazy i hate everything and the only money is have is the free gibs comming from the government and theres nothing to do. The only time i feel ok is when i go on illegal hikes and even that sucks because other people with nothing to do clog up the trails around here. I go to bed at 6am or later and wake up at 4 pm and im losing weight. I want to kill people or go back to work or something im not quite sure. This virus is a fucking joke why are they destroying the economy over a tiny little faggot cough that kills people who are already old or fat or sick. These people need to hurry up and die anyway.

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>what will happen to me in the future?
fucked lungs and non-existent immune system

Just noticed the new thread, so, reposting:

I've created a torrent with all the data at:
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory
github.com/Project-Gutenberg/nCovMemory-Web
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en
github.com/Terminus2049/Terminus2049.github.io

Anyone know where I can host the .torrent file, or alternatively how to get transmission-cli to generate a magnet link?

aids light or ultra aids we dont know yet

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 960,896 (54,265) #2 Spain 223,759 (22,902) #3 Italy 195,351 (26,384) #4 France 161,488 (22,614) #5 Germany 156,513 (5,877) #6 United Kingdom 148,377 (20,319) #7 Turkey 107,773 (2,706) #8 Iran 89,328 (5,650) #9 China 82,827 (4,632) #10 Russia 80,949 (747) #11 Brazil 59,324 (4,057) #12 Belgium 46,134 (7,094) #13 Canada 45,354 (2,465) #14 Netherlands 37,190 (4,409) #15 Switzerland 28,894 (1,599) #16 India 26,496 (825) #17 Peru 25,331 (700) #18 Portugal 23,392 (880) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 18,561 (1,063) #21 Sweden 18,177 (2,192) #22 Saudi Arabia 16,299 (136) #23 Israel 15,398 (199) #24 Austria 15,225 (542) #25 Mexico 13,842 (1,305) #26 Singapore 13,624 (12) #27 Japan 13,231 (360) #28 Chile 12,858 (181) #29 Pakistan 12,723 (269) #30 Poland 11,395 (526) #31 South Korea 10,728 (242) #32 Romania 10,635 (601) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,813 (71) #34 Belarus 9,590 (67) #35 Qatar 9,358 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,361 (+66) #2 Mexico +970 (+84) #3 Belgium +809 (+177) #4 Ukraine +492 (+8) #5 Bangladesh +418 (+5) #6 Philippines +285 (+7) #7 Indonesia +275 (+23) #8 United States +245 (+9) #9 Panama +200 (+5) #10 Brazil +128 (+12) #11 Poland +122 (+2) #12 Austria +77 (+6) #13 Bolivia +59 (+2) #14 Hungary +57 (+10) #15 Guatemala +43 (+2) #16 Honduras +36 (+4) #17 Uruguay +33 (+2) #18 Georgia +29 (+1) #19 Australia +16 (+3) #20 South Korea +10 (+2) #21 Slovakia +6 (+1) #22 Czech Republic (+1) #23 Singapore +931 #24 India +213 #25 Israel +100 #26 Oman +93 #27 Armenia +69 #28 Kazakhstan +51 #29 Bulgaria +43 #30 Malaysia +38 #31 Congo-Kinshasa +26 #32 El Salvador +24 #33 Kyrgyzstan +17 #34 Jamaica +17 #35 Thailand +15…

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I'm hungry

>The virus clears entirely and you'll be protected for some time

>The virus clears but you can soon be infected again

>The virus doesn't clear and remains dormant until it mutates (like 100% lethal FCoV)

>The virus doesn't clear and remains dormant until antibodies are depleted

>The virus doesn't clear but you maintain a low level of infection acquiring 'premunity' or infection immunity

fuck you

CONFIRMED

Bundesregierung bestätigt chinesische Einflussversuche auf Ministerialbeamte
>Federal government confirms Chinese attempts to influence ministerial officials

>archive.is/VfgpE
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article207501567/Coronavirus-Bundesregierung-bestaetigt-chinesische-Einflussversuche.html

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Coronachan defeated in my country. HAHAHA sucks to be the rest of you. Not bad for a bunch of arab rape babies.

Knights templar win again.

timesofmalta.com/articles/view/watch-health-minister-to-address-press-conference.788150

>0 new cases in Malta

I guess the happening is over here.

>worldwide daily deaths peaked for well over a week now.
Kek, it's over. Eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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haha LOL

guys . . . I don't wanna die!!!

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Nothingburger virus, but mass awakening of the corruption of science and politics and pharmaceuticals.

>get reinfected
nothing personal
*violent coof sounds*

Make me a sandwich bitch

Death isn’t the end