/comfy/ North Korea TV Thread #5

Streams:
YOUTUBE: youtube.com/watch?v=CW0TLBUvBV0
KCNA: kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/

Don't post pornography, retards.

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kachi-kachi_Yama
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

peace be upon this cutie

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>This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service.

It's only a matter of time

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Don't hurt granny!

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She's an actually talented voice actor. This is like her fifth different character and although I have no idea what she's talking about I can immediately understand whose voice she's doing.

Hello lads, it's about time we got another /comfy/ general going aside from /cvg/

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Guys, what if North Korea is secretly a paradise and they just attempt to look bad to the outside world by paying for all those negative documentaries just to keep people from wanting to be there

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I've reverted to fetal position while listening to this mommy's stories.

This is the brownest thing I've seen on their tv broadcast in 2 hours and they've already set it on fire

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here's the folktale if you want to know what's going on
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kachi-kachi_Yama

I thought the Koreans hated the Japanese, was that a lie as well?

>the rabbit strikes the tanuki with his oar to ensure he sinks

based white rabbit

Lmao

That tale's presence in Korea probably predates Japanese rule. Koreans and Japs absolutely hate each other.

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My bad.

It's the west that fabricates these stories to keep people from reaching paradise.
All those made up deserters as well.

Bass slapping cutie.

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Damn this aesthetic feels like a paradise indeed

No wonder he got a heart attack.

damn wtf, is that him?

My fucking sides hahahahah

The women are actually portrayed as feminine, a rare sight.

Based and grasspilled

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Nice farm

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does anyone know if they play that clip of kim on the boat/hugging two kids/hand gesturing a building regularly? wanted to record it cause it was comfy but got distracted and the stream got deleted

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2 words
best korea

The current narrator is creeping me out, she's simpering over crops

Comfy tree

This

kekked.
checked.

treeeeeeeeees
trees are niiiiiiiiice
trees are reeaaaalllllllyyyy niiiiiiccceee

trees in the suuuuuuun
trees in the snoooooooowwwwww

treeeess aaarreee niiiiiiiiiccceeee

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So is that the Head Tree that all the other trees obey?

This quote is by Dumbledore you moron. Don't just post anything.

Everyone laugh at the basedboy who knows Harry Potter quotes by heart and thinks just because somebody says something it must be quoting his children's stories

>All those made up deserters as well.
Like those guys who had 7 deadly infections and cried when they heard Kpop for the first time? Get the fuck outta here, Schluchtenscheisser. It's gullible retards like you the CIA targets.

But Kim jong un wrote Harry Potter when he was young so you can still give his quote to him.

I mean I cry when I hear K-pop as well. It's dreadful.

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That song is a banger.

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No arguing in /comfy/ threads

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It really is.

No negativity pls user, let's keep this a comfy thread :D

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>ywn go on a comfy snowy adventure with your Juchebros

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PLEASE FEED ME

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They LOVE making the words 3D

kim jong il fucked shkrelis mother?

how old is she?

Yaaay where some of you in the NorkTV thread last night, too?

Even their advertising is comfy.

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Late 20s early 30s

31 I believe.

Whats going on here?

Now THIS is asmr... time to learn Korean, thanks lads

I have been watching this for five minutes and I can not figure out what the fuck is going on.

Are they selling farm equipment? Praising it?
Genetically modified corn?
Universities?
Computer lessons?
A shoe store?

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best waifu