SEOUL – A South Korean newspaper reported Saturday that the United States has detected signs of North Korea making preparations for a missile launch — news that comes amid rumors of leader Kim Jong Un’s ill health.
According to the electronic version of the Dong-A Ilbo newspaper, a mobile launch vehicle was on Friday deployed in an airfield in Sondok, in South Hamgyong province. U.S. officials believe a launch could occur within 48 hours.
HOLY FUCK GUYS KIM JONG-UN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Leo Baker
Lololol
Michael Baker
The glowniggers are working overtime to sabotage the Korean peace process. COVID isn't keeping the population intimidated like they hoped and they need a new distraction. They are so terrified of a second Trump term they're just thirsting for WW3 if it'll restore their plan.
Xavier Lee
> not even mad > honestly impressed good for you best korea
Ayden Diaz
>South Korean officials privately say that Mr. Kim’s presence at a missile test could be a strategic way to quiet the speculation. But North Korea has also used such preparations to keep its external foes guessing.
imma laff when it turns out this nigga ain't even dead
If Jong-Un really is dead, we should use one of our orbital laser satellites to blow the fucking thing up 10 feet off the ground and see how their confused as fuck leadership structure deals with being made to look like gigantic retards.
Jordan Reed
I was going to say the same thing. Seemed like he wanted to baller his way out.
Ian Johnson
Getting launched into the sun for cremation - that's going out in style.
Jace Harris
>terrified of a second Trump term meanwhile in reality republican leadership is actually afraid of trump's shitposting to cause a record breaking voting turnout causing them to lose the senate
>they're gonna strap veggie tales kimmy to a nuke and shoot it at Obama
Jonathan Cooper
funny if they target china
Leo Evans
Rocket man will finally go to space.
Brayden Scott
That's obviously Democrats voting in the Republican primary to ensure Trump is the candidate so they can defeat him easily. Or something.
Adrian Hall
They're just burying Kim at sea.
Luke Gomez
Rocket Man going out with a bang Hunter S. Thomson style.
Luke Sullivan
> North KOREA Mobile Missiles
Wait, hol up: when you say "mobile missles," is it at all possible that these missiles, called "mobile" are called they because they were fired like, inside a game app that's on someone's phone? Like a game where you shoot missiles somewhere?
Yea, I'm thinking based. No one's buying the virus shit anymore. It's very obvious the establishment despised Trump and are trying everything to discredit him. Along with all other republicans and conservatives, just look at how they were bagging on Kemp for opening GA. Look at how they do damage control, they're absolutely seething.
Camden Campbell
unironically possibly very true
Camden Clark
If NK has a Samson project, we are fucked.
Gabriel Clark
Next level false flag. Just like Iran. Just like Syrian "chemical attacks". It's not worth it to pull a shooting anymore. Parkland and Christchurch were a bit too on-the-nose.
Charles Flores
Why is everything in that country named dong-something or other.
they've been launching missiles already, who cares they did in march, they did in november, twice in october, september, twice in august, twice in july, twice in may
It's been like 40 minutes you schizo. Where's the boom?
Ayden Parker
What are they going to do? Nuke Australia into a scorching wasteland where the marsupials take over?
Noah Garcia
The originally plan was to get a war with iran before corona. That fizzled and looks like the war angle is shifting to north korea. This entire time china has blamed usa for the virus. Guess what happens when they say kim died of the rona
Austin Gomez
Sounds like everyone accepted Trump made peace with Kim, so now the media can pretend that a new person is in charge and she’ll be sticking with the old fake missile program
Jack Scott
lol. >Onanists are the new Faggots.
Jeremiah Cruz
>is this DPRK twitter shit real no, it's a meme account that blew its cover when hillary lost
Daniel Walker
muh Trump is clearly a fucking puppet ,which makes you a fellow puppet.
>traitor to his own
Jason Long
I see what you did there. Hinting at the seriousness of the situation
Robert Perry
>leader Kim Jong Un’s ill Which one are they talking about?!?!
William Richardson
TIE ME TO A NUKE AND FIRE IT TO CALIFORNIA. I AM READY