What's with the constant Harry Potter comparisons from the left? I don't get it

What's with the constant Harry Potter comparisons from the left? I don't get it.

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Its ok, just call them muggles

They're mental children, and those that aren't are mental patients.

It's the only book they ever read

Trump does share similarities with Voldemort though. Biden is more like Dumbledore trying to save Hogwarts (America).

>theres 5000 years of real history to draw parallels to
>but i choose a childrens book because it's the only thing my mental capacity can understand

draw a parallel from history

Children compare life with childhood stories. It only proofs how mentally retarded these people are

They have no ability to comprehend politics or adult situations, so they constantly grapple with the complexities of modern society by equating them to their childhood understanding of the world around them.

>ample warning

It always reminds me of the 08 crash and how suddenly everyone, after the fact, can 'clearly see' what was going to happen when it was just a select few who noticed the trend, and a smaller number who saw the jew who knew they would be bailed out

How about that time in America when the Spanish flu broke out so the government mandated quarantines but said fuck it go do what you want so it spread much farther and we ended up tossing people into big piles

at best, trump may share some small similarities with that guy who was a professor for one movie that wrote a book about himself and considered himself a celebrity. he was barely even a villian, whereas the most readily recognizable comparison for the other party would be hillary and the literally female hitler that ran hogwarts after dumbledoor died.

theyve never lived out in the world and never study history or anything important so they draw all their comparisons from fantasy and movies

Hopefully that means we can kill China- I mean Voldemort.

All leftists are just confused Christians, they need their Bible, a comforting tale of magics and adventure that tells them white from black and right from wrong.

I once had someone I work with who was smart and level headed, suddenly going into some kind of religious high when talking about Harry Potter.

The books arent just books to them, their sacred texts they have to follow to the letter. Dont belief me, go to some reddit sub and test it out.

Can we make this the new hate symbol? Roasties and sjws have these tattooed on them, they will fucking yeet themselves

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Britain and France completely failing to deal with Nazi Germany until it was far too late

Or even better and more relevant, America failing to deal with an obviously antagonistic China and giving them control of all their industry

honestly, that guy was the funniest character in the series

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It hits all the leftist NPC interest points.

>childish fantasy novel series that doesn't take much prior knowledge or intuition, like say the LOTR series
>written by a liberal wine aunt who retroactively makes characters fags or niggers to appeal to woke twitter
>main themes are about school kids thwarting an evil overlord; which is a reflection of college thots rebelling against their controlling dad

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This

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It was Grindelwald's mark, an actual symbol of supremacist ideologies and genocidal tendencies, if you've read the books without unironically basing your adult life off of them that is.

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A shield and spear representing mens role insociety
A triangle representing the atomic family
Combined thsi is a symbol for cis-genderism and the traditional unit

this, normies are muggles, and the funny thing is that they dont even understand their own shitty build analogies

magic is real, but we hold it, not fucking normie muggles

also (((you know who))) (((they who must not be named))) it all makes perfect sense

hot takes guys

the triangle is the Holy Trinity and the circle represents the infinity of God

ROLL THE PRESSES, WE HAVE A WINNER

How about that time in the star War when the sith did the thing?

You've never read harry potter than. Its cool, Voldemort wanting to live forever with horcruxes is a great analogy to how the elites want to eat children to live forever. You're just public schooled, step up your game kiddo

So a spear of god defending the faith. I like it

yep, same as fiddy shayds and that dan brown cocksniff fucking da Vinci code. easily palatable trash to feed the masses.

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or that documentary about the girl with the bow and arrow against the bad men

also this death eaters are literally the illuminatti

the order of the fenix is Plus Ultra

Guys, guys, I've got it! Excuse the shitty ms paint job.

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Ron Paul is dumbledore

>The only person I want screwing my girlfriend is me
>At a rally for women's rights

Sure thing bud

O = a womans only worth

If he starts respecting women enough, then his girlfriend will stop seeing her bull on the side. That's how it works you idiot.

wait a fucking second!!!

whats that in the background

>the only person i want screwing my girlfriend is me

WHAT?!?!?! an anti-cuckery message, how is that possible with the pink hats? did they not see the sexist undertones?

They're the only books they've read, that's why.