Yas Forums humor thread

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archive.is/W9iwK
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usa.gov/elected-officials
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Can you name a single person, who can spend 2 consecutive minutes with you one on one without desperately wanting to be literally anywhere else?

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My girlfriend

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My dog and my nigger slave

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Thank you greatest ally

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This can't be real kek.

Blessed numbers this thread

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A new stimulus bill has been proposed and it's called "The Emergency Money for the People Act." H.R. 6496

If passed, the bill will pay Americans $2,000 a month for up to 6 months. archive.is/W9iwK

Here is a link to a petition. Please sign/share the petition. chng.it/9fnz5LgHrj

We also need to let our politicians know about our support for this bill. Here is a link to contact your representative. usa.gov/elected-officials

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Your mom, but only for 3 minutes or until I find the towel

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Nigger that's $617,000,000,000 a month every month for 6 months. Do you have ANY idea how fucking much money that is? That's 1/7th of our national debt in total.

Good quality Yas Forums humor though.

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ANYBODY WHO CAN MEMESMITH, GET THE FUCK IN HERE: # #
We just kidnapped another one of Matt Furie’s faggotty hippie cartoons and are holding it hostage!

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

Ancient ant sumer pilled

Literally billions

OMG not the NATIONAL DEBT!

spic snow mexican leaf

took ya a while

Based Alberto Barbosa

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Yas Forums should legit talk in Sumerian to piss the feds and journalists off.

Like anyone knows how to write in fucking cuneiform. I'd post in Aramaic or Yiddish if I knew how.

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>Like anyone knows how to write in fucking cuneiform.
Kek you dare underestimate the collective force of autistic people on image boards?

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>saladin
>arabia
top kek
saladin was from an egyptian dynasty and arabs fucking hated him for killing so many arabs. lmao

I don't doubt that plenty of people here could learn to write in Akkadian or something.

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Imagine using a website where you have to pay money to tell someone to fuck themselves.
God I love Yas Forums and anonymity.

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>Catherine de Medici
>France

Civ 6 is great, but holy fuck are the leader choices bad. I half expected Rome to get Odoacer or Theodosius I as a new leader.

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