/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3459

>barely gotten out at all the past decade
The only difference is that i can't get escorts anymore, why are normalfags so weak?

Thats basically the entire planet user. Everywhere is doing that

youtube.com/watch?v=nrm2B0lhvYc
IT'S A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA IT'S TOUGH KID BUT IT'S LIFE

you stupid americans actually think this fake virus is a real threat KEKEKEKEKE

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Yep. Just confirming it for people in the last thread.
Rough symptoms desu, I got the fatigue starting out, thought I was having a stroke at first.

we are all sitting at home like dogs and taking in the ass like the bitches we are. I have never in all my life imagined the human being become so docile. We are fucking bitches taking in the ass like a fucking fags, ating shit foods injected with poison, jerking off and consuming netflix like bet- wait no, fucking zetas. Whoever orders from amazon and turns on their tv for even a minute is a fucking dog that deserves to be put down like the slave he is. I'm ashamed of my country, I'm ashamed of humanity!

How do i get a jap newhalf gf?

fuck you asshole, im gonna kill your dad and piss on your whore of a mother

Anyone know which countries are currently not under lockdown?

This coronachan version is ugly. Stop posting it.

forgot pic

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Remember when we used to include our discord link in OP

listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

> not under lockdown?
China.
Answer yourself why.

You can't, amerimutt women only let niggers piss on them.
Every single time i try to jerk off i get bombarded with videos of mutt bitches getting gangbanged and pissed on by niggers, it gets frustrating at some point. Good thing they will all die soon

I don't understand this picture, shouldn't earthchan be happy we aren't polluting her anymore?
Which means she should be feeling healthy.
Which means corona chan and earth chan are bestest frens.

k

>Total nothing burger
If corona had kept going, given the daily record of 7.5k deaths, it could've reached nearly 3 millions death in a year.
It is a nothingburger at this point, but it could've been in that idiotic green list you posted, you fucking bong.

choy mai

Is your bussy tight because of all the social distancing poor baby?

take down your pants down and take it in the ass, take that injectiong in the ass like the fag you are. Land of the free? More like land of the cucked

Maybe it implies that Earth does care about her greatest achievment and is sad that something is destroying it

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That user is a dutchman on a VPN, I've seen him post the same chink animal torture videos and "nothing burger" with a Cambodian, Vietnamese, South Korean, Hong Kong and his own Dutch flag.

not same fag, but true

ADD THESE TO THE OP IN SOME WAY YOU USELESS NIGGERFAGGOT HOLY SHIT I HATE NU/POL/ SO FUKCING MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en
github.com/Project-Gutenberg/nCovMemory-Web

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>mindbroken normie after a few weeks of DA CLUB and TRENDY RESTAURANT being closed
hahaha get fucked

k x2

oh you believed all that stuff about the evil and violence inherent in blah blah?
social species, fag, and one that domesticated itself, even
we're born to simp, literally

I love in a Dem 'everybody wear a mask while you shit' stronghold. A couple weeks ago it seemed like nobody was even going outside, yesterday was a nice day and everyone pretty much said fuck it collectively and went out without masks. Neighbors socialized and kids all played together freely.

>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
lmao

The worst part is, I'm going to have to hear "WE BEAT CORONA" from every npc that stayed home and ate twinkies while facebooking about how hard life is in between eps of tiger king.

On the plus side they'll shut up pretty quick when "corona season" rolls through again.
Also, checked.

Still no word on Kim Jong-Un?
Shame he's not alert to enjoy corona-chan's ride to 3 million cases!

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well,that was a shit habbening

▶ 16 new cases and 3 new deaths in Australia
▶ 69 new cases in Armenia
▶ 10 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 8 new cases in Latvia
▶ 2 new cases in Nepal

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> meanwhile in Chyna

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Remember when he showed up here like a month ago?

I wonder if the drawfriend has something prepared for 3mil.

I hope it does. In my heart I don't think it will. But God I hope it does.

Earthchan still loves humans even if we hurt her

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That was fun...I want to believe.

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▶ 93 new cases in Oman

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