Baths - Redpilled or Gay?

I must admit pol, I love to take baths. I can sit in a warm bath and listen to good music or podcasts or shitpost on the chans for hours. I even put salt and other gay shit in the bath too

So my question to you: are baths redpilled or am I the biggest fag ever?

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This isn't even a funny thread, you are not a funny person, leave to reddit where you belong
Sage

Baths are good, and sauna after is top tier.

Being a man rule #1:
If you have to ask the internet about it cuz u are insecure you are a faggot

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Gross. Shower first.

Showers are great for utility. Baths are good for pure relaxation, soothes muscles. Do you laugh at your fart bubbles? If not you probably should suck dicks.

ice baths or epsom salt baths

anything else and you might as well fist yourself without lube

>First response ID: KYS
>with a get
OP I hear if you cut your wrists in a warm bath, you cant even feel your body getting cold with death as your lifeblood drains away. Get help if you need it.

Yeah OP I'm sorry. You've caught the gay. Pretty soon you'll be so gay that even when other faggotys see you they'll think to themselves "God dude, that guy is fuckin GAY." and they'll be right. You may as well resign yourself to an eternity in hell for pleasures of the butt like all those bidet using eurofaggots who spend all day shooting water up their asses and giggling about it.

Same OP. But I don't put bubbles or soap in the water. Don't want to make bathing a cost.

the only baths that are not gay are ice baths after a work out. or a spa bath with a naked women, other wise you are a faggot

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>soaking in your own filth

is that what passes for a get on Yas Forums these days?

I like to shit in piss while I wash my self , there is nothing red pilled about bathing in my own waste. Men take showers and waffle stomp there shit down the drain. I have not used a toilet for 5 years now and refuse to sit town like a lady to shit.

Showers are a kike psy-op to make everyone less healthy. See how nasty the water is when you get out of a bathtub? That means it actually worked at cleaning the filth off of your body. Showers leave dirt and soap scum clinging to your skin.

OP is a faggot once again.

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Baths are redpilled for sure. My ex gf made fun of me for taking baths >ex. Just avoid lavender and other bath accessories. I dont add anything to baths except the occasional magnesium salts

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What makes shit gay and why do you apparently have enough that you regularly put it in your bath?

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>being this much of an insecure faggot

Baths are fine, but when you take the soappill your eyes will truly be opened. Soap should only be used in groin and armpits, just use hot water and a washcloth everywhere else for clear and healthy skin

You cant even take a bath without the permission of the anime nazis? And you tell me this place is not a cult?

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Fatass and faggot, kys

A thread died for this

Oh yeah a glorious thread about bbc or one about drinking bleach, what a waste. Think of what could have been

Like you would know what a bath is, Borat

>did my best to be funneh
>even got the HH get
>not one single (you)

Y-you know what? i don't even care fuck you guys...

Baths are fine, it is the fact that you are so insecure that you overthink something so trivial this much that makes you a faggot.

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>Y-you know what? i don't even care fuck you guys..
Of course I know what it is, its one of the places where your daughters get fucked by niggers and spics

Kek OP here I also have a bidet

Gay unless it's with your wife.

Correct response. Baths are for the Thinking Man and are definitely redpilled. Those who disagree haven't given it a fair shake

You don't like baths - you like swimming.

I shower first then bathe afterwards with bath salts and bubbles

Not liking baths is bluepilled and barbaric

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Showers gaining in popularity are a sure sign of degenerate barbarism overtaking civilized society

this is cezars orgy pool, not an incel waking of in the bath

Bad for your balls and hence for your test. Cold showers only.

>Men take showers and waffle stomp there shit down the drain. I refuse to sit town like a lady to shit.
based

Also the correct answer. Baths are for sophisticated Thinking Men. It gives time to relax, reflect, and plan ahead to future challanges

People who don't "get" baths are most likely plebs or cavemen. Baths are a pleasure for the sophisticated Thinking Man

Yessir, men of high intelligence taking baths have led to great innovations in science as well. One of the greeks taking a bath figured out the way to calculate volume by water displacement. EUREKA!

Dafuq?? The absolute state of Yas Forums...

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